Funny jingle _ classic funny jingle

Some interesting jingles can make people laugh. No matter senior intellectuals or ordinary people, most people can say a few words casually. The following is my funny jingle, which I believe will be helpful to everyone.

Funny jingle 1. Two farmers brag: The chickens on our farm eat all tea leaves and lay all tea eggs? Yes, our farm gives chickens wallets to lay poached eggs. ?

Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

If happiness is a cloud, if pain is like a star. So my life is really cloudless and full of stars in Wan Li?

4. Scholar plays dead for confidant, while woman plays plastic surgery for self-entertainment.

5. the effect of contraception: will it become unsuccessful? People? .

6. I remember a buddy in our dormitory grabbed someone else's buns and said while eating: This stuff is only suitable for stuffing your ass.

7. When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

8. It looks like a piece of shit pulled by my grandfather's pig next door, dried and fried, and then hid it for seven years before taking it out with long hair!

9. The unfairness of this world lies in: God says:? I want light! ? So there was this day. The beauty said: I want a diamond ring! ? So she bought a diamond ring. The rich man said, I want a woman! ? So he had a woman. I said:

10.？ I want to take a bath! ? I cann't believe the water stopped!

1 1. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.

12. How sad can you be, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel?

13. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next ~ ~ ~

14. If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I am innocent?

15. Look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you appreciate them. If you look down, you are hooligans.

16. Your pigs are full of hope!

17. My cousin is over forty years old. Starting from the text, I failed in the exam for three years. Then I practiced martial arts, and as soon as I made a move in the martial arts field, I was fired from playing drums. Change the medicine, write the prescription, eat it, and die.

18. Remember the primary school teacher scolded me: I want to beat you out! ? I wanted to laugh at that time, but I was afraid to laugh. Now, dare to laugh but can't laugh?

19. The reason why my girlfriend doesn't become a monk is that she didn't pass Grade 4, so she can't accept it in buddhist nun.

20. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

Classic funny jingle 1. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

3. 18 years old appeared, 18 years old made progress every day. Dream big at the age of 20 and work hard at the age of 20. Years old is basically oriented, and years old is popular everywhere. 18 years old playing mahjong, 18 years old wandering around. Lesbians are always at home and are still hanging on the wall at the age of 20!

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

5. Boys and girls are poor scholars, endless! First love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part!

6. I don't even want a basin for spilled water.

7. There are dogs behind money, but there is no shadow without money.

8. People are cheap for a while, but you are cheap for a lifetime.

9. Man, the meanest animal in the world.

10. "What is the cruelest thing you have ever heard? I knocked you up? " What is more cruel? ""I knocked you up again?

1 1. Don't look at AV all the time, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

12. Zhou Yuanyuan. I love you [insist that there is always something you can see]. Can you fill it up for me?

13. "You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. "

14. You are a bitch. What are you pretending to be lofty with me?

15. You are a cucumber, so you are short of filming. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

Funny jingle 1. "Don't complain behind my back, come out and kill me."

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

Please pick up your face, my friend, and don't throw it anywhere.

This network is very hot and often causes trouble. Whose fault is this? You are a godsister, I am a godbrother, kiss me and forget my wife! We have an appointment today. When shall we meet? Dreaming during the day, insomnia at night!

5. Take Hongta Mountain and commute by car; Draw three or five, eat, drink, gamble and dance; Smoke hibiscus king, wash feet sauna, sleep; Draw greater China, do whatever you want.

6. Men's pursuit: big breasts, mistress's face, lover's passion, miss's casual.

7. Smoking hurts the lungs, drinking hurts the stomach, the sauna is too expensive, traveling is too tired, going to karaoke bars is expensive, and playing mahjong and gambling interferes with society. Buying lottery tickets is not as economical as it is!

8. The secret of eating: don't move your eyes, don't panic when holding chopsticks, and drink soup as soon as you see no food! Don't stare blankly, eat!

9. As soon as the online beauty spoke, Bush took bin Laden's hand. As soon as the online beauty spoke, the global bandits turned themselves in. As soon as the online beauty spoke, the moon and the earth walked sideways!

10. Holding Emil Wakin Chau, Andy Lau stepped on Deric Wan, crossed Zhao Benshan, Rosamund Kwan, Pan Changjiang, grabbed May, returned to Aaron Kwok, and hung a flag in this city called Richie Jen!

1 1. Love at first sight! Goodbye, infatuation! All day! Want to win people's hearts! Take great pains! I want to hurry! Difficult to your heart! Do not know how to be intimate! How cruel! Makes me sad!

12. Husband, don't be cool with me, don't be jealous of me, give in when you quarrel, and hold on when you are beaten!

13. When Mr. Wang went out, his wife confessed: drink less spirits and don't gamble; Don't pick wild flowers on the roadside; Cherish feelings and care for your wife; Such a husband is so cute!

14. The pain of a romantic man: telling lies behind his wife's back, telling jokes when he meets a mistress, talking nonsense when he meets a young lady, and talking nonsense with friends.

15. There are seven kinds of eggs in the world: chicken eggs, exploding bombs, idiots who read text messages, idiots who laugh, idiots who are angry, and idiots who scold me. Those who don't respond will be finished.

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