June 1 day funny joke

1, do you know how I know you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said that 5 yuan was punished for wetting the bed once, 6 yuan twice and 7 yuan three times. How much does it cost you to stand up, asking for the moon? Haha, happy Children's Day!

Did you receive the short message sent to you a long time ago? What time? Anyway, it's been a long time. As a child, I want to wish you a happy June 1st!

3. National Children's Day. I wish the over-age children who have left their jobs and the street children with children a happy holiday in advance. Dink children in the world of "two people" have a very childlike mentality and a very childlike personality.

4. In the early green summer, the five-star red flag flutters in the wind; In June, the mountains and rivers in Wan Li are singing and dancing; The children's faces are rippling with bright smiles, singing happiness and happiness with beautiful songs. Happy June 1st!

I heard that you still keep an incredible habit? Wet the bed in the middle of the night or in the early morning? Although I feel strange, I also understand that June 1 is coming: Happy holidays! No need to explain, I get it.

June 1 day, give the children a holiday. Suggestion 1: climb naked in the room; Recommendation 2: streaking in bed; Suggestion 3: Try to walk around in open-backed pants. I wish you a happy June 1st! Every day is Children's Day!

7. Your flowers are yours. How happy I am! You are the treasures of the country, long live Children's Day!

8, rotten fruit, a lot, try first and then buy. Don't blame me for your loss, because you bought my rotten fruit.

9. Children's Day is coming, and I can't forget the laughter and laughter of my childhood, so that my childhood will last forever. I can't forget the anecdotes of my childhood, so that my memory will last forever; On June 1 day, a blessing message said: Happy Children's Day, always happy.

10, you are wearing a small yellow * *, a small red Chinese-style chest covering, with small white nipples in your mouth and your big feet in your hands. You asked what happened to you today, and you said shyly, "People, people are still thinking about June 1!" "

1 1, take advantage of the festival, summon up 120,000 courage to confess to the person you like and tell him that your innocence needs to be cared for, your innocence needs to be cared for, your childhood needs to be happy, and your fairy tale needs to be created! Good luck on Children's Day!

12, when adults and children are together, childlike innocence is permanent, and when children are with adults, they are easy to mature.

13, in the garden, flowers bloom, flowers bloom; One by one, so cute, so cute; A short message, flying around happily, flying over happily; I wish you a happy Children's Day!

14, I don't know what's bothering you, so I love you dearly; I don't know what you are doing, so I understand you; I don't know your life circle, so I tolerate you; I become young with you. Happy Children's Day! Yeah!

15, a short message, two sincerity, three sincerity, four generations of true feelings, colorful congratulations, Happy Children's Day, I wish you as carefree as your childhood.

16, butterflies are flying in the sky and children are chasing; Fish swimming in the river is a happy game for children. Innocence is happier and carefree is more natural. On Children's Day, I wish my friends as carefree and happy as children!

17, Children's Day is coming. I will give you a sweet child-like cake. I don't know until I taste it. If I taste it, I will be surprised. Take a bite, look good, always be childlike, take another bite, be in a good mood, always be childlike. Happy Children's Day.

18, we also celebrate Children's Day, and happiness has nothing to do with men, women and children. I'll give you a Pepsi and see how happy you are. Life is full of ups and downs. As long as we are together, we are not afraid of anything. Be childlike and happy like a fairy.

19, you are a child, wearing strange clothes, pants as a coat, shoes as a hat, a wooden stick, a cloth bag and a paper box slung sideways, just like a beggar. It turns out that Children's Day is here, you have a good time and your family is very happy! On Children's Day, I wish you all happiness and every family happiness!

20. I don't know how big the world is, how beautiful heaven is, whether there are ghosts at night, and whether there is water in the Yellow River. You are still young. Why do you know so much? Happy Children's Day!

2 1, the receiver wets the bed tonight, the saver wets the bed tomorrow, the deletion wets the bed the day after tomorrow, the sender wets the bed for a week, and replies to the message to wet the bed for a month, and those who can't text messages wet the bed every day! I wish the children a happy bed wetting! Ha ha.

22. Years slip away silently, and time always slips away inadvertently. Youth has passed, and we are slowly maturing. On Children's Day, we * * * hope that we will always have a happy childhood!

23, want to eat sugar? Here you are; Want to play with mud? Accompany you; Want to wear little red flowers? Send you; Want to * *? Want to wet the bed? Want to cry? It depends on you; Who told you that today is your holiday? If you play melancholy for me, haha, good idea!

24. On this special day, memories are out of control and thoughts are like a tide. Do you remember? Many years ago today, when the teacher accused you of crying your pants wet, I bravely defended you: wrong, he was wet. Happy June 1st!

25, 6 16 1, I wish you put on a floral coat, wish you all the best, live a carefree life, play tai chi when you have nothing to do, look more arrogant, keep a good mood and enjoy it every day!

26, sit in the row on June 1, invite you to eat fruit: eat happy fruit and be in a good mood every day; After eating the fruits of success, everything goes well; Eat good luck fruit, always good luck; Eat blessings and live a happy life. Happy Children's Day!

27. On behalf of the leaders, I would like to extend my deep greetings to the children who are fighting in the front line of chatting: surf the Internet well and be online every day! Happy Children's Day!

28, glass marbles rolling circle, mahogany Excalibur Tangram, colorful childhood is still beautiful, seven-color childlike innocence is the most romantic. Children's Day is coming, release yourself, throw yourself into nature, enjoy singing and playing, and let childlike innocence last forever!

29, full of joy "June 1" finally arrived, this is our festival. I wish children all over the world healthy growth and happiness every day!

30. When the drizzle washes the sky, the rainbow is covered with makeup. When the breeze learns to chase, the clouds will drift with it. Children's Day is coming, and I just want to send my thoughtful greetings: Xiao P, did you wet the bed last night?

3 1, send you a lollipop, because you are cute; Send you a little red flower, because you are very good; Finally, I'll change your diaper, so you don't have to worry about drawing a map anymore! Happy Children's Day!

32. Once a year, on the day when we wish all children in the world a happy Children's Day, let every adult go back to childhood and have a happy Children's Day with the purest feelings and hearts! Happy holidays!

33. When I was young, I was easy to dream; Dream season, easy to be young; Because I am young, I often dream; Because I often dream, I have been young; I wish you a happy Children's Day, because you are always young!

34. Note: Today is your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday! Please get a lollipop from the kindergarten quickly. A handkerchief to wipe your nose, a pair of open-backed pants, and a wet diaper are hereby notified that you will not hit hard on PP after the deadline!

35. Do you remember your childhood songs, your mother's arms, the crisp whistle and the corner of the competition? Today is Children's Day. May you regain your childhood memories and stay young forever!

36. When fashion falls in love with the earth, it will fall without hesitation, just for that moment; When clouds fall in love with running water, they fall without hesitation, just to solve the pain of acacia; When I miss you, I will not hesitate to pay a dime just to tell you: Happy June 1st, little P-boy!

37. On Children's Day, I will give you a new dress to make you feel good, psychologically happy and smile proudly. Since then, I have been happy every day. I wish you happiness, happiness and sweetness.

38. Wukong drew a circle, and Tang Priest was safe; * * Draw a circle, Shenzhen has money; You drew a circle and you wet the bed again. Happy holidays, children!

On June 1 day, you must blow some innocent cowhide, eat some nutritious snacks, sing a song that is out of tune, and then greet a lovely friend and wish you a happy t a Festival, just like when you were a child.

40. When Children's Day arrives, you will send a message of blessing. I wish you keep: childlike innocence in childhood, eliminate all troubles, innocence in childhood and eliminate all misfortunes. May you be as happy as a child every year.

4 1, there is no sad song, it is your naive memory; Blue sky without dark clouds, that is your pure childlike interest; Without noisy troubles, it is you who pursue returning to nature. Happy Children's Day!

42, the sun is shining; Breeze blowing gently; Flowers bloom sweetly; Blessings are busy passing; The news faded away. I am warmly wishing you a happy Children's Day!

43. There is nothing like being ravaged by text messages on June 1 day, and you can't resist the fact that your mobile phone "has insufficient balance to deduct the monthly rent". China Merchants Bank's only ATM for withdrawing money has been stripped by adults around the children, and it continues to be unable to resist even worse.

44. There will be no holiday on June 1st. If you are unbalanced, climbing naked, or going out for a walk in open-backed pants, laughing and laughing with your nose hanging, will make you feel happier than the holidays. I wish you a happy Children's Day like a fool!

45. Show off your unhappiness if you want to. Spoil if you want, in fact, you are quite cute; Think of act young as act young and be a child. If you want to be cute, you can be the best today. Happy June 1st!

46. When the world becomes more and more complicated, it is most necessary to keep a pure and innocent heart; When everyone is pursuing maturity and stability, I only wish to send a blessing on the occasion of Children's Day on June 1: May you be as happy as a child and as happy as a child!

47. This message is absolutely exclusive to you. You are over age on Children's Day, everyone is glorious on Labor Day, and National Day is too far away. Based on your daily performance, I wish you every success. Welcome to April Fool's Day. Remember to be happy.

48. childlike innocence, innocence; Work should be childlike and serious; Childlike innocence, look down; Life should be childlike and happy. Children's Day is coming. I wish you childlike innocence forever and happy every day!

49. We pursue the warmth of the sun, but miss the tenderness of the moon; We pursue fresh life, but forget the soul that needs to be moistened most! Say long time no see to our childhood, let's have another Children's Day!

50. Spring breeze is our childhood, summer is our smiling face, autumn leaves float on our chests like red scarves, and winter snow cherishes the friendship between our classmates. I wrote my best wishes on the blackboard in the classroom: Happy Children's Day, every year!

5 1, don't move, grab! You got it? Take out your sadness, hand over your sadness, take out your troubles, take off your sadness, here! Put this on, I will send happiness! Happy Children's Day!

52. On Children's Day, I wish you six ones: a lover who fell in love at first sight and a friend who fell in love at first sight; Happy life and smooth career; Smile every day and make a profit every year.

53. Pan of Cang Lang is still knocking on his forehead; The Monkey King's golden hoop is still getting smaller and smaller; Pumpkin hanging on the vine, still shaking his head; Prosperity fades, but childlike innocence is still not old. June 1 ST, I wish you a happy mood!

54. Maybe we are far away from the carefree times, maybe we are busy sprinting each other's lives, but there is no time limit for happiness. You can do it as long as you want. It's Children's Day. I wish you all a happy holiday and happiness forever!

I heard that you have a family and a baby. You're both a father and a mother, taking care of the baby, eating and drinking Lazar, but your mouth is full of chatter, saying that you are teaching the baby a lesson. At first glance, the baby is a cloth baby. Oh, so you are playing house. Happy Children's Day!

56. There were countless friends before, but you were in my heart. I looked for you in the crowd. Suddenly, I looked back, but you were in the depths of the donkey shed, eating grass by the tree, with your feet wrapped around your head. Wow! Donkeys dare to be cool!

57, send you a lollipop, eat sweet; Send you a ball of marshmallows, have fun; A big balloon will blow your heart out! Although you are no longer a child, I wish you a happy Children's Day!

58. Send you a bubble gum to chew sweet and healthy. Send you a glass ball, free to play, carefree. Here's a hundred points. Keep trying. This is a big red flower. I wish you a happy day. Happy Children's Day!

59. Send you a lollipop that has been added over the years. Please cherish the memory of your childhood. My best wish is to give you this naive child. The busyness of life can't dilute our friendship. Children's Day is coming, remember to keep a childlike innocence.

Dear children, I'll lend you a dime for a text message! Thirty cents a second, rolling interest, rolling interest! Restrict you from paying off the principal and interest before you grow up, or I'll beat you! Happy Children's Day!

6 1 and June 1 come, the children are happy, and the parents are laughing. It's good. Children, life is wonderful, new clothes, new shoes and new hats. Song and dance were enchanting, and the audience applauded. Parents talk about the past, and their happiness is beyond words. I hope all the children in the world are happy, happy and grow up with a smile!

62. The moon in the sky is the most beautiful and childhood on earth is the most beautiful. Childhood is a song that lingers for three days; Childhood is a flower, beautiful and brilliant; Childhood is a dream with endless aftertaste; Childhood is a piece of jade, sparkling. Happy Children's Day!

63. You were too ugly when you were a child, too thin when you grew up, too thick-skinned and not cheap enough. Too axial when working, too fleshy when driving. Playing mahjong is too smelly to tell jokes. Happy Children's Day!

On behalf of all the children in the kindergarten class, I wish you a happy holiday. You are no longer a child of three or two years old. I wish you make persistent efforts from today, study hard, make progress every day and stop wetting the bed.

65. Always one point and two points, Amitabha three points and four points, five points and six points once a year, and never a hundred points.

66. Today is your holiday. Send a message on Children's Day. Sweet words are too fancy, and auspicious words are too cliche. It is essential to cover you with a honey pot and take full care of you. Sugar-coated shells have been fired. Beware of the teeth being eaten by insects!

67. When I was a child, I jumped into the sky with a smile and cried to the world when I was injured. Childhood, made countless promises, saying that when I grow up, I will realize them one by one; Childhood, hide the mistakes made together and bear the disaster together; I love my childhood!

68. On Children's Day, I wish you never to be as old as a child, never to be as naive as a child, always to be as kind as a child, always to be as lively and lovely as a child, and always to be invincible and happy!

69, Children's Day, is a happy day, happy to you, I wish you happiness, forget your troubles, happy at your side, show a childlike smile, never old, I wish you a childlike smile, always healthy.

70. Your smile makes my heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed. Happy June 1st!