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Talk about lotus root

1, suddenly looking back, still so ugly.

2, life is wrong, can't afford to die. Now the cemetery is as expensive as the house price.

3. I met a warm-hearted person at this awkward age.

4. Some people will never forget, just like others, they will never remember.

5. I am not a playboy. I am so serious about every boy.

6. We are just children, children who can cry and laugh.

7. I haven't forgotten anyone, but no one remembers me.

8. If you don't get a few intimate friends all your life, it won't be a lifetime.

9. I really feel sorry for those who are still cooking in the kitchen in summer.

10, life goes forward and backward, and you can't lose your mood without losing anything.

1 1, how can the world be so monotonous without you?

12, contented and happy, comfortable life.

13, I am from China, and death is the soul of China. It is absolutely impossible for me to learn English.

14, I like being in the street, and I don't care about other people's eyes. It's crazy, but you are so embarrassed.

15, this scene ended in prosperity, not the whole city, not the country, but everything I have.

16, whether you love it or not, it is the dust of history.

17, there are people who don't know the date of Qixi like me. ...

18, from now on, I don't want anything but what I have.

19, a woman's reserve is not to separate her legs easily.

Someone once said to me: simplicity is a kind of happiness.

The admission notice of 2 1 more than ten days is just an ordinary piece of paper.

22, my little feelings, nowhere to put.

23. Give me a bottle of 84. I want to brainwash.

24. Be an invincible woman, as strong as a cactus.

25, the door does not go out, the second door does not move, this is my state of life.

26. No longer tempted, no longer need sincerity; Since then, the world is no longer serious.

27, there is a sharp, stuck in my heart.

28. I don't know how many feelings I betrayed in order to write a composition.

29. I just want a self, a self that always accompanies me.

30. Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets.

3 1, close your eyes and imagine our past, just imagine.

32. Did you ever think about my feelings when you turned around?

33. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

34, unless the loess bones, otherwise I guarantee you worry-free for a hundred years.

35, the lonely Ferris wheel has been spinning, but it has lost its meaning …

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

37. One kind of anxiety is that the computer is stuck and QQ keeps ringing.

38. Beggars don't envy those rich people, only those who live better than him.

39. Tell me: How was contraception used in ancient times?

40. We are not lotus roots, so why should we correct this tangle?

4 1, don't take yourself too seriously.

42. Who says that men are stronger than women and have the ability to let men have a child?

43. People must think clearly about three questions: 1, what you have, what you want and what you can give up.

44. Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

45. There is always a person who lives in his heart but disappears into life.