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Say the book of the king of Qin is on the tenth, but say no?

(Su Qin) wrote ten letters to the king of Qin, but failed. Now his mink coat is worn out, and he spent one hundred and twenty gold. Lack of resources forced me to leave Qin and go home.

Original text:

Say that the book of the king of Qin is on the tenth, but say no, the sable is ugly and golden. Lack of resources, go to Qin and return. He was exhausted, burdened with heavy books, haggard, dark-skinned and ashamed. When I get home, my wife won't leave me alone, my sister-in-law can't cook, and my parents won't talk to me. Su Qin sighed: "My wife doesn't take me as a husband, my sister-in-law doesn't take me as an uncle, and my parents don't take me as a son. This is the sin of the Qin Dynasty!"

It was the night when the book was published, and Chen Zuo hit dozens, which was the plot of Taigong Yinfu. Recite it, and be concise and think. When I was sleepy after reading, I pricked my leg with a cone and bled my foot. I said, "Ann said that man is the master, but I can't show my wealth and beauty. What about the one respected by the Prime Minister? "

Stop, try to figure it out. Yue: "This is really the king of the world." So, Mo gathered in the pavilion and saw the prince of Zhao in the mansion. Zhao Wang was very happy and called his name Wu Anjun.

Translation:

Su Qin wrote ten times to lobby the king of Qin, but failed. Now he has to wear shabby black fur and poverty, and leave Qin for home. He is wearing leggings, sandals and a schoolbag on his back. His face is thin and black, and he looks ashamed. When he got home, his wife continued to knit and refused to pick him up. His sister-in-law didn't cook for him and his parents didn't talk to him. Su Qin sighed and said, "My wife doesn't treat me as a husband, my sister-in-law doesn't treat me as a brother-in-law, and my parents don't treat me as a son. This is the sin of Qin! "

So he turned over the books all night and turned out dozens of bookcases. He found Jiang Taigong's The Art of War, studied it behind closed doors, read it carefully, and thought it over and over again. Whenever he was tired and wanted to doze off, he stabbed his thigh with an awl and blood flowed to the instep. He said: "How can someone lobby the monarch and make a profit without getting money!"

After a year, he learned something and said, "Now I have the ability to successfully lobby the monarch." Su Qin went to Wang Ting, a wealthy businessman, to lobby the Prince of Zhao, and the two sides hit it off very well. Wang Zhao was very happy and named Su Ren.