Humorous words to wake you up

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly----Pig !!!! →

Funny sentences to describe getting up late

Answer: Every morning when I get up, I read the "Forbes" rich list. If my name is not on it, I will Go to work.

Collect some fun text messages to wake people up in the morning!

Hey, wake up, I heard that you won five million, and our company’s 300 troops are rushing to your home. On the way, get up and open the door for us.

Pig wishes you happiness in getting together more and leaving less home.

While others walk, you take a car, and there are pounds in the safe.

I am open, I am open, I am open.

I wake up, I wake up, I wake up wake up.

I get up, I get up, I, I, I... I can’t get up.

Even if you can’t get up, you can still afford it. For a better tomorrow, you must start working hard from the morning!!

Dear China Mobile and China Unicom users, our company has formulated an early morning wake-up plan for you. Bell business, we will disturb you on time at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. Please reply to unsubscribe business; I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up.

Your sorrow is that you found a bed to be your lover, and you found an alarm clock to be your wife. When you and the bed are in love, the roar of the alarm clock sounds in your ears; your happiness lies in finding a bed to be your wife. Lover, I found an alarm clock to be my wife. When you and your bed are about to get over the edge, the alarm clock rings a clear alarm for you in time! Fortunately, there is still an alarm clock, and everything is not too late! May you be awake and comfortable to greet every day!

There is a kind of obsession called what time to rest and what time to get up. There is a kind of insistence on not seeing the sun when you go to bed and not being able to see the sun when you wake up. There is a kind of dedication called alarm clock and mobile phone that are all in vain. Haha, it’s not early. Okay, let go of your attachments and work happily. I wish you a successful day at work.

31. Get up! Don’t want to be a slave to the hotbed. Let’s freeze our dreams at the moment when the alarm clock rings, stretch out our arms, ah~~ Take a deep breath...Long live getting up!!!

The song that wakes people up is funny

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If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!

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There are so many people who despise me, who are you?

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You don’t have to worry if you leave it to me, nothing can go wrong!

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Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person.

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Don’t thank me, how can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you!

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Don’t tell me to come here—I am Afanti!

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If you don’t pay attention to me, then I will become a dog and ignore you!

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When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

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If you can’t reach it, try stepping on the right foot with your left foot

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Some people are alive, but she is dead.

Some people should have died long ago!