Attractive copywriting

Attracting sand sculpture copywriting (selected 68 sentences) 1. Once a little boy, now he is big and round. 2. The craziest thing I have ever done with my partner is that they have not seen each other for more than 20 years. 3. The weather is getting hot, and I finally saved up money to buy an air conditioner, but the installer actually tricked me and told me to install half of it outside. I definitely don’t agree with putting such expensive electrical appliances outside. There are so many scammers nowadays. I’m so What a lie! 4. When chatting, if someone smiles and you don’t know how to reply, just reply: You look so beautiful when you smile! 5. Only ugly people fall in love, while beautiful people sell air conditioners. 6. Life is short and I’m fucking lazy. 7. As long as I make myself round enough, no one can look down on me. 8. You still have to post selfies, what if someone takes a fancy to them? 9. My friends keep persuading me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing! 10. I am a relatively mature person. Things like not eating out of anger are only done after I am full. 11. The difference between female celebrities and me is that they don’t eat even when they are hungry, but I eat even when I’m not hungry. 12. In the dead of night, every time I want to ask myself how I managed to balance my studies and my relationship. 13. I understand the truth that ugly people should study more. People used to say that I was not good at studying, but they were actually praising me for being beautiful. 14. Embarrassing, I wore a mask and hat to buy late-night snacks, but I was still recognized: What can the beauty have? 15. As someone who has been there, my advice to young people is: don’t come here. 16. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you after flirting with you? Cast the net over a large area, catch selectively, and you are released. 17. Falling in a wrong relationship is like wetting the bed. It warms you for a while and cools the quilt for a while. 18. I should be considered a successful person, right? After all, there are many girls who say to me: I am not good enough for you! 19. Once upon a time, there was a fat man. He heard that yoga can help lose weight. God paid off. Two months later, he became a soft fat man. 20. When self-driving technology matures one day, I will buy two of them and let them go out for a walk on their own and use Didi to support me. And I just rested at home and ate soft rice, haha! 21. When you feel sad, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a boy and you cannot cry. 22. When I was young, I looked down on those scumbag students who fell in love early. Now that I think about it, I think those classmates are really amazing. They already have partners at such a young age. 23. If I feed the dog every day, the dog will understand that I am its owner and be very close to me. But I found that it is closer to the delivery boy. Does it think that the delivery boy is my master? 24. I knew that time would smooth out my edges, but I didn’t expect that they would be pressed against the ground and rubbed. 25. If you quarrel with a male colleague, spray more perfume on him and hang a few hairs on his body, and someone will help you fix him. 26. When I felt unwell, I went to see a Chinese medicine doctor. I saw the doctor frowning when taking my pulse, so I asked: "Doctor, how is my pulse?" Doctor: "To be honest, it looks pretty ugly." 27. Don't eat from the bowl. If you are worried about what's in the pot, just pour the contents from the bowl into the pot, and then eat with the pot in hand, so you don't have to worry. 28. There is nothing wrong with this world. Who makes you look ugly and have no money? 29. My best friend had a fight with her boyfriend, and she gave me the fruit she bought for her boyfriend. I said, "Why don't you leave some for your boyfriend?" She said, "I won't leave any for him even if it's for the beast!" 30. Not wanting to fall in love is a good excuse, as if you would really be attracted to someone if you wanted to fall in love. 31. Let’s talk about the things you wanted to do in high school but failed to do. God’s reply: I have a heart to go to Tsinghua University, but God has arranged for me to study Lan Xiang. 32. When I broke up with my ex, things were fine during the day, but at night I couldn't control my inner feelings, and I laughed secretly under the quilt alone. 33. Don’t retouch your pictures endlessly. We all know how ugly you look in real life. 34. Being beautiful, if done well, is called self-confidence. Shamelessness, if done well, is called a strong psychological quality! 35. If a gift comes to me, it’s no use giving it to others. 36. I hope I can become an interesting and wealthy person. But if that doesn’t work, I can just be rich. 37. Liking is like worshiping Buddha. Just pray, I don't expect the Buddha to take care of you.

38. It doesn’t matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me. As long as you ask, I will say no. 39. When you are exhausted, can you call me and I will tell you a joke? 40. If one day you want to cry, please call me and let me know that you have this day too. 41. Sleeping happily is called sleeping, sleeping with a bitter face and worrying about it is called temporary death. 42. A friend asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before. The plastic surgery was quite successful. I can no longer recognize who lent me the money. 43. Don’t ask me why I did so poorly in the exam. This is called hiding my strength. Have you ever seen a landlord drop a bomb as soon as he comes up? 44. In fact, the cutest thing in the world is peanuts. If anyone disagrees with this, well, how about peanut butter. ——Mu Xin 45. You are a very nice person, but your phone is not Android. If you can’t even help me get a rank after we get together, how can we have a relationship? 46. ??When buying something, merchants often say that if you really want to buy it, they can give you a cheaper price. You see, sincere things are so worthless. 47. Maybe it was a mistake for me to come into this world, so I want to ask everyone, what do you want from me, and how can I stop exuding charm. 48. If you think it’s boring for two people to play with their own mobile phones together, you might as well try swapping and playing with each other’s mobile phones. It’s guaranteed to be fun. 49. Some girls who seem to be living a peaceful life on the surface actually don’t even have any extra money behind their backs, and even owe money to Ant Huabei. 50. After I went to the Forbidden City last time, the more I walked, the more I wanted to cry. The more I walked, the more sad and depressed I felt. Now this princess has to buy a ticket to enter her own palace. 51. If someone wears a Rolex, you say they are rich. If I wear a genius phone watch, you say I am mentally ill. Do you know how easy it is for my mother to find me? 52. Let me reiterate, it’s my brain’s fault that my brain instantly understands, and it’s not my problem. I respect my brain’s thoughts and choices. I’m still that pure girl. 53. Many people misunderstand me, saying that I am busy all day long without reading messages. I want to explain, I always read messages without replying. 54. We are together when our voices sound good, we are together when we play games, we are together when we are talking on the mic, and we are together when we have sex. Are you guys so casual in your relationship? It's different for me. When I'm with someone, I just say, please. 55. When we are passionately in love, we are all jokers, and when we are broken up, we are all hypocritical dogs. 56. Before, I opened a company and named it Qiang. I thought it was very domineering. However, when the business license was issued, I was dumbfounded. It read: Shizhen Co., Ltd.! So, not long after, my company closed down because it couldn’t find anyone! 57. An architect designed and built a cemetery for a wealthy man. The rich man was very satisfied with it. He said to the architect who had been busy for a year: Sir, look, what is missing here? The architect said: Everything is ready, now you are the only thing missing here! 58. I just went to buy medicine and suddenly forgot the name of the medicine. The pharmacy owner said, I have been selling medicine for 30 years. As long as you say the two words in the medicine, I will know what the medicine is. I thought for a long time and said: I I only know the last two words. The boss said, what words? I said: Capsules... 59. There is always one suitable for you: ugly but good-looking, poor but star-chasing. The young man prefers to stay at home, and the female man is crazy. A fool doesn't work hard, a lazy person hopes for the top. Fat women tend to be foodies, but being single is always pretentious. 60. The man held his wife who was in a car accident tightly in his arms, "Dear, what else can I do for you?" The wife said breathlessly, "Just one thing, can you please , don’t laugh so happily.” 61. My wife quarreled with me today and kept scolding me. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I stood up and pointed at her and yelled: “If I didn’t see you as beautiful, gentle and kind. "Cute, I have broken up with you long ago!" She was scolded and became speechless! 62. Many people say that if you cannot tell fortunes, your fortune will become thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. A fortune teller once told me that at the age of 27, I was wearing a yellow robe, accompanied by delicacies from the mountains and seas every day, and that I had transportation when I went out. Now I'm delivering food at Meituan, and my calculations are so accurate! 63. The couple were chatting in the yard when suddenly there was a strong wind. The husband pointed at the small tree in the yard and said: Quick, wife, go hug that tree. My wife chuckled: What, are you still afraid that I will be blown away by the wind? Husband: No, I am afraid that the small tree will be blown away.

64. The teacher suddenly pointed at me during class and said: Wake up the person next to you and get up on the blackboard to answer this question. But both sides of me fell asleep. I think I should wake up the one who doesn’t have a good relationship with me. So I slapped the principal awake who came to listen to the open class. 65. A girl asked me to send express delivery for her and gave me an empty carton to pack. I asked her curiously: "Who is this sent to?" She said: "A boy I have liked for a long time." I was confused. After a moment: "But there is nothing inside", she said: There are some things that only I can see. I was even more confused when I heard it and asked her mysteriously what it was. She said: "I wish you all!" 66. The station will be closed when the train arrives. In the toilet, a child wanted to poop and couldn't hold it in any longer. His father held him against the window with his butt facing the window. When he was halfway there, the train was about to leave, and he heard the staff on the platform shout. : "That big-faced fat man, stop eating fried dough sticks and stick your face back, the train is about to leave!" 67. Someone was interning in a mental hospital. Suddenly, a mentally ill patient chased him with a kitchen knife. The person turned his head. I ran until I reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, "I'll give you the knife. It's your turn to chase me." 68. She got married today, so I drove 60 kilometers to wait downstairs at her house. The wedding car came, I followed her, and she sent me a text message, don't follow her and end up here in your life. I cried and asked her how did you know I was behind you? She said: Your walking tractor is too loud!