Super funny wedding greetings

1, the tree around the tree, the same root tree forever. Embrace each other to death, and love will not bear each other. From the case of Qi Mei, everyone's heart has the same effect. At the golden wedding, Fu Lushou also wished so. I wish you all the best in love and happiness.

2, because of fate, so attachment; Because there is one share, all of them are not divided; Because there is love, all dependence; Because of affection, it is warm; Because of happiness, so happiness. May you hold hands all your life and never give up!

3. Congratulations! Saying goodbye to being single also means that you have really found true love. As your friend, I am really happy and wish you happiness. . . Be careful not to become a yellow-faced woman ~

4. The highest state of two of a kind is relative discontent. I wish the couple true love and meet each other forever! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!

You are a natural couple, you are a natural couple. Now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

6. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together!

7. In this warm spring day, you two will always be friends. As the saying goes, heaven and earth make a perfect match! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

8. May love fill your sweet life and make every day in the future as bright and happy as today!

9. Send heartfelt wishes to the breeze and let the clouds show sincere affection; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, love will last forever from now on.

10, I wish all lovers in the world will be well, and the previous life was doomed. Happy wedding! A hundred years of harmony!

1 1. You have worked hard for half your life and contributed for decades. Congratulations on your remarriage on this warm spring day. As the saying goes, "the evening is infinitely good, and the day lily comes late"!

12, the Millennium marries the Millennium, and the century sleeps for a hundred years. Born with both talents and looks, he only envies Yuanyang but not immortals.

13, I wish you both kindness and love, and your love will last forever and increase day by day!

14, cherish this love, such as treasure, gently walk into this emotional palace and feel every wonderful moment.

15, you were born for each other, and you were born for each other. Now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

16, May happy songs accompany you forever, May your marriage life be full of joy and joy, and May you be bathed in endless happy years forever. I wish you a happy wedding.

17, today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you happiness and a long life together!

18, 10 through thick and thin, 100 pillow talk. Finding him/her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago; How can countless coincidences not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Dear friends, take care of this fate with your heart.

19, I wish you a happy wedding, happiness, eternal passion and a long life together!

20. After Erjiaozi got married and sent the guests away, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, "Damn, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!" " "

2 1, marriage is the grave of love, but don't be sad, everyone will eventually walk into the grave, don't worry, Amen!

22, remember to pull out quickly, don't let your potatoes rot in the ground, toothache will kill your boy, and more importantly, don't forget that if you don't pull out, your wife's stomach will suddenly get bigger! Give a pig a fight for food with you!

23. At this moment, you don't need too many sweet words, but too many true feelings can make you in the same boat in the future. As friends, please let us share this romance, and then send our sincere wishes to your friends: I wish you a happy wedding and happiness!

24, firecrackers are ringing, gongs and drums are loud, relatives and friends come to send blessings, new clothes and shoes, and new people smile; Handsome you, beautiful her, slender hands holding hands. May you tie the knot and grow old together.

25, love is missing, is a continuous family; Love is lingering, it is always connected with the heart; Love is persistence, and it is a vow of eternal love; Love is always brave and firm; Congratulations to your friends for enjoying the sweetness of love and becoming attached to it today.

26. Trees encircle trees and embrace each other. For example, Qi Mei was born and raised all his life. I wish you happiness on your wedding day. On the big day, I wish your life tomorrow as happy and sweet as today's wedding!

27. I wish you a long and harmonious relationship! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet!

28. From then on, I worshipped heaven and earth and became angry with my wife. Second, worship Gao Tang, I sleep on the floor and she sleeps on the bed. Husband and wife worship for her and work hard for her. Alas, I am a sheep and she is a wolf.

29, a paper tiger, a Mickey mouse, light a candle and live together; One is a husband and the other is a future mother. Lulu, how happy! I wish the young couple a happy marriage!