Humorous, funny and inspirational. Tell me the sentences that make you humorous and funny.

1. Don't blame the dog for following a long steamed stuffed bun.

2. Confucius, sleepless at noon, collapsed at noon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

An effervescent tablet a day can prevent colds.

Be strong, because others will only turn a blind eye to you because of your weakness. Your tears are meaningless, they represent your weakness. Remember, in this world, no one will sympathize with a weak person and no one will care about your tears. Put away your weakness and eyes, and be a strong and brave self.

Don't be silly, choose someone who can make you happy, not someone you can only try to please.

6. It turns out that I never stayed in your heart, I was just being romantic.

7. Falling in love is a waste of green and money. It is better to go home and farm!

8. Who said that boys can't wear miniskirts? Grandpa, I will wear it.

9. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.

10. I live in a humble abode, and I live a timid and angry life.

1 1. No matter how sad you are, it won't change your age and appearance.

12. You wasted air while you were alive, wasted land when you died, and wasted half your life.

13. Scold: Why are you late today? Calm answer: my bed is old and needs someone to take care of it.

14. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

15. It must be the best among the dregs and the beast among the beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

16. I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

17. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but he can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

18. You are my sun and the center of my world. Now think about it, it's just a ball.

19. The three cruelest words in the world are not not not loving you, nor breaking up, but getting up quickly.

2 1. You may have given everything, but it may not be worth mentioning in his eyes.

22.**. Why do you want to be decadent for an invisible and intangible emotion?

23. Beautiful you, today is your holiday. You are everything in your day, and everything in your day without you is you!

24. Go straight ahead. There are a bunch of dogs behind you. If one doesn't pay attention, the dog won't hide from you.

25. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

26. See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

29. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

30. Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it is difficult to get together and to separate.

3 1. Don't point your Mona Lisa smile at me. . . I really want to shave your eyebrows. . . . .

Don't just look at the difficulties, but look at the victory behind them. The harder the environment, the smarter people are.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

34. I bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

35. Do you know why the college entrance examination is in June? Because of admission! ! !

36. Yesterday, delete. Today, for the memory. Tomorrow, fight for it. That's right. Hold on. Wrong, give up.

37. School will start again before you know it.

38. There have been people who have loved in life, and some are only suitable for growth but not for entrustment.

If one day you say you still love me, I will tell you that I have been waiting for you.

40. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.