100: The most sultry love story

1, my love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous and vigorous.

If you laugh once, I can be happy for several days, and if you cry once, I will be sad for several months.

Holding hands with you is like drinking the sweetest wine until the end of time.

Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

I have countless attitudes towards this world. I only love you.

Although your name is only three words, it is very short, but it occupies my full heart.

7, no matter what kind of temptation, what kind of fantasy, all the bitter fruit born of you, I will taste.

8. If time is like a song, let me accompany you. If time is like a knife, let me grow old for the rest of your life.

9. Vegetation has sunshine and water, kite has breeze and rope, and I will spend the rest of my life with you.

10, my hand was scratched, and you were scratched, so we are a couple.

1 1, don't make me love you, suit yourself.

12, I want to get something. Wait a minute, I'll marry you.

13, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

14 Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

15, I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at 1: 30.

Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

17, have you gained weight recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

18, the mouth is sweet because the heart is sweet, and the heart is sweet because you are in it.

19, tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart.

2 1, do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

22. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

23. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

Be yourself by my side. Even if you fart, shit and pee, I still love you.

25. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

26. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

27. Everything is fine here, because this is you.

28. I like you. I can't leave for more than two minutes!

29. what do you belong to No, you belong to me.

I want to buy a piece of land. What land? Your unwavering loyalty.

3 1, do you know the difference between you and a fairy? The fairy is in the sky, and you are in my heart.

32. I am really stupid. I can do nothing but like you.

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

I want to be a courier in the future, so that I can say "Hello, your baby has arrived, please go downstairs and get it".

35. Do you know what I'm good at? Like you

36. "Love or not, answer me in one word." "No" "Answer well, don't be naughty, and then answer."

37.are you tired? No; But you've been running around in my head all day.

You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

39. I like my husband more than just the word. When I look at you, my eyes are full of hidden love. When I think of your mouth, it will rise. On this cold day, your smile is better than every warm sun. Every time you appear, it seems that there are stars shining around you. Maybe my husband thinks what I said is too explicit, but this love has long been hidden in my heart and will overflow, so I want to reveal everything to you.

40. What time is it now, twelve o'clock; No, it is the starting point of our happiness!

4 1, did you feel the earthquake? Because my heart is shaking when I love you.

42. If you are ugly, maybe I can take you shopping, watching movies, eating western food, walking, watching the stars and the moon, and talking about life philosophy from poems and songs, but you are so beautiful, I just want to fall in love with you.

43. May I kiss you? No, what did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes

44. "I am kind!" Why? Because my heart is full of you.

45. "I drink unsweetened drinks." "Do you know what sugar suits you?" "My breasts."

46. "I really want to paint myself black", "Why" and "So I can secretly protect you"

47. Which city do you like? I like the city with you.

48. Actually, my request is very simple. If possible ... I like to eat a piece of bread, a glass of milk and a nice morning. If ... I wish I could be more extravagant ... you cut this bread and poured this glass of milk. You said good morning to me yourself.

49. "Do you know what wine I like best?" "What wine" and "forever and ever with you"

50. I learned to walk twice in my life, once when I was a child and once when I walked in front of you that day.

5 1, I like 99 things, the first thing is you, and the remaining 98 things are with you.

Please get out of my sight at once and come to my heart!

53. "Are you nearsighted?" "No" "Then why don't you see that I like you!"

54. "I think your sense of existence is like air." "So I have no sense of existence?" "Wrong, people can't live without you."

55. "You know how beautiful the four seasons are" and "You might as well have an affair with me"

56. How can you be so overbearing and occupy my whole heart?

Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.

From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart.

59. If 1+2=2+ 1, does it mean I love you = you love me?

60. Guess what constellation I am, Cancer? Wrong, it's tailored for you!

6 1, I miss you very much at the moment, please take care of yourself for me.

62. "Do you know which god I like best?" "god of wealth?" "No, it's your eyes."

63. When the Milky Way is changing, you and I are still far apart. But please believe that my love and yearning for you will remain unchanged day and night, even though Qian Shan is full of water.

64. "Don't close the window when you sleep tonight", "What" and "I want to sneak into your dream"

65. I don't look at the moon and I don't miss you, so the moon and you are in the dark.

For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

67. "Why isn't it on?" "Smile, one day will be bright."

68. "Do you like meat?" "Yes" and "Great, so you like me 100% ~"

69. "Do you smell anything?" "No" "How come the air is sweet when it comes out?"

70. "You look like a friend of mine." "who?" "My boyfriend (girlfriend)"

7 1, when you are thin, you are fat in my heart, and you can't get out of it.

I don't like pork, beef and mutton. I only like you, because you are my pet!

73. "I no longer complain about life", "Why" and "I want to hug you"

74. I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are a couple.

75. "Something is wrong", "What's wrong" and "I have impure thoughts about you"

76. "Do you know how to improve global happiness?" "How?" "It's very simple, as long as you are my girlfriend, so that happiness will rise without two single dog in the world."

77. "Do you know why I am so tall?" "Why?" "Because the sky is falling, I will support you."

78. "If someone asks you who your date is", "Just say it's me" and "I've recited this pot"

You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

80. I wander for you in the first half of my life and cook soup for you in the second half.

8 1, you have something on your face, my eyes.

82. "Which hurts more, the iron bar or the hand?" "No, it's my heart."

83. Thank you for coming. I found you ~

84. Will you live next door to my house in your next life? I have two childhood friends.

85. "Can you help me wash something?" "What?" "Like me."

86.what do you mean? You turn the phone upside down.

I think our friendship can only last until today? Why, then we can only talk about love ~

88. Why am I so cheeky? I still can't help liking you.

89. "I found that I have super powers." "What powers?" "Super like you"

90. Do you like cats or dogs? Dog: Wang ~, cat: Miao ~

9 1. When I wake up every day, I will smile and think of seeing you. Even yawning is fun.

92. Is it your girlfriend/boyfriend? No. Now you have it.

93. "Do you know what is in the eyes of lovers?" "Stone?" "No, it's you."

94. "If it's no trouble" and "Please be my man"

95. "Do you think my eyes look good?" "Good-looking." "Then do you know why it looks so good?" "Why?" "Because I have you in my eyes.

96. "Do you know what I'm good at?" "What?" "I like you."

97. My rent is due. Can I live in your heart?

98. Don't complain, give me a hug!

99. "Do you know what your circle of friends is?" "What?" "Donuts"

100, "Will you feel bad for me?" "I gave you my heart. Whether it hurts or not is up to you. "