A substitute driver is indispensable when you are drunk. What kind of jokes have you made when you asked for a substitute driver when you were drunk?

After being drunk, a substitute driver is indispensable. Anyone who dares to drive drunk is breaking the law. There were also a lot of jokes when looking for a driver.

1. Don’t forget to report to your wife if you drink too much

My neighbor Lao Wang is a particularly henpecked person. No matter what kind of activities there are, you must report them to your wife as soon as possible. For example, take the matter of acting as a driver. No matter how drunk you are, you have to pay the price of finding a man, and you don't forget to report it to your wife. Every time I say to my wife sweetly, "Honey, the driver I am looking for is a man, not a woman, don't worry!" And he also asked the driver to talk to his wife. Be careful about this, probably because you are afraid of having him kneel on the washboard when you go home.

2. When looking for a driver, you must find a beautiful woman

Lao Li has a problem that he likes beautiful women. Even if you drink too much, you must find a beautiful woman to pay for it. People said that there are no beauties but handsome men, but he refused to do it. He just tried to explain to them for a long time, saying that there is a lot of competition in society now, and that there must be fairness between men and women. Why are there only men? No women? How discriminatory is it against female drivers? In the end, I was tired of telling people, so I had no choice but to ask the boss's wife to go into battle in person. Can you tell me how easy it is to be a driver?

3. He passed through the house three times without entering.

It is said that Dayu controlled the floods by passing through the house three times without entering. My colleague Wang Dake also passed by the house three times without entering. He was really drunk. The driver asked him where your home is? He was so confused that he walked in circles over and over again, and finally walked to the door of his house three times. This is really three times without entering the house, and it really makes the driver crazy. Can I still drink this wine to talk to Mengzi and get angry?

Driving agents have to face a lot of drunk people every day. The most ridiculous time was when a female customer called her husband. After listening to her confession for a long time, the female customer had to ask the agent to go to the place. The driver carries him upstairs. Friends, do you think the driver would dare to do such a thing? How ridiculous! Therefore, the job of acting as a driver is not easy to do, and it is also risky!