Classic humor jokes in wechat classic humor jokes in wechat

1, I was hungry in the afternoon. I saw a bottle of yogurt on my colleague's desk and drank it without thinking. Later, my colleague came and shouted, "Why is my facial cleanser gone?" 108! ! "Brother didn't speak, just silently walked to the bathroom, dig dig throat, feel uncomfortable. He vomited hard until he spit out sour water. When tears flowed back to his seat, his colleague took a bottle and said, "I was scared to death." Facial cleanser rolled under the table. Why is my yogurt gone again? "Brother scolded in his heart: your grandmother is a bear drop, drink some yogurt to kill people.

2. An uncle went to the People's Bank to withdraw money and went directly to the window. The security guard came over and said, "Grandpa, press the number." Grandpa: "What?" Security guard: "Press the number." Grandpa thought, it's really a big bank. If you need a secret code to withdraw money, he whispered to the security guard, "The king of heaven covers the land." The security guard had no choice but to help the old man press a queue ticket. The old man thought, You scared me to death, but I was right.

3. Remit money to the bank and park the car on the side of the road temporarily. I left my car with my friend for fear of being punished by the traffic police. I told him that a car inspector came to tell me. A few minutes later, the traffic police came. A friend rushed into the bank and shouted, Brother, the police are coming, let's go! Nima, dozens of people in such a big hall were silent for an instant, and then the crowd poured out of the bank like a flood, and then I was pinned to the ground by five or six security guards ... It's fucking unfair! Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs.