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If you had a deskmate, what would you say to him_?

Now let me tell you about my weird deskmate; "What's wrong with you?" I saw my deskmate came over with a diligent look and asked with concern: "Miss, you don't know how to Are you sick?" "Oh, you don't care whether I'm sick or not, get out of here." I yelled at him as loud as I could. I thought: I usually "abuse" him so much, he must hate me to death, he must be here to laugh at me, this hypocritical big-headed ghost, see how I deal with him when I get better, hum!

"Would you like to ask for leave for this PE class?" My deskmate ignored my semantic attack on him and continued to be attentive to me. I immediately became alert and stared at him with a dangerous look. : "There's nothing bad you want me to do for you, right? Humph, I won't agree, so you can get out." I thought to myself: Hey, I'm so weak when I meet him. Even if I sit next to the garbage, I won't follow him. He sits. "Hey, what's your attitude? Why do I have to ask you for help before I care about you! You are really like a dog biting Lu Dongbin - you don't know a good person's heart!" "Get out, the physical education teacher will kill you if you don't. I don’t need you to ask for leave for me, idiot.” After saying these harsh words, all the strength in my body seemed to be drained, and I collapsed on the table. My head felt so hot and my vision was getting blurry. I only heard footsteps getting further and further away. There was no one around. I thought my deskmate didn't care about me. So, I thought to myself: It's over, there's no one left, I hurt him so much just now, he will definitely not care about me, he must be angry with me. So, I resigned myself to my fate and closed my eyes, ready to pass out at any moment. At this moment, there was a burst of footsteps outside the window, and the sound of "ta, tap, tap" seemed to step on my heart. I thought: Someone from another class must have forgotten to take something. He must not be my deskmate. He must have gone to class. So, just when I was about to close my eyes, I heard someone calling me in my confusion. So, I was startled and immediately raised my head from the table. I only saw a pill and a glass of warm water in the hands of my deskmate. I rubbed it. Rubbing his eyes, he seemed not to believe that the person in front of him was the "utterly hateful" deskmate from before. But he put water into my hand and put the medicine into my mouth. After taking the medicine, I felt much more relaxed all over. I pretended to be angry and asked my deskmate: "Didn't you go down? Why did you come up again?" "Didn't you ask the teacher to borrow some medicine?"

After listening to what my deskmate said, I felt a warm current flowing through my heart. I looked at my deskmate and really wanted to say to him: "My deskmate, you are so kind!"