Humorous children's story three-minute speech

1, 5-year-old daughter asked her father to do something for her. Dad: "Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment, and I will be refreshed again. " Daughter: "Lao Zheng!" Dad: "Hey!" Daughter: "Your Niu Niu is really beautiful ..." 2. The daughter asked her mother: "Mom, why do people have toothache?" Mother immediately realized that this was an excellent educational opportunity. "Generally speaking, this is because you eat too much sugar. However, other bad habits, such as lying, crossing the street, not washing your hands when eating ... and not being filial to your mother, will cause toothache! Tell mommy which tooth hurts? " She was startled and asked her daughter. The daughter shook her head: "Mom, it's not me. It is dad who has a toothache. " I explained to my 3-year-old son that flies are insects that like to stay in toilets or rotten food. The little guy nodded knowingly. In order to inspire his thinking ability, I then asked him, "What happens if people eat food that flies have climbed over?" The son answered simply, "It will stink." Father takes his son to the park. Seeing a lot of pieces of paper thrown underground, he said to his son, "Be a man with a sense of public morality. When you see confetti on the ground, you have to pick it up and throw it into the trash can. " Son: "but the teacher taught us not to pick up the body!" " "Xiao Ming is a good boy. One night, he kept crying and begged his mother to help him do this and that. Her mother was so sleepy that she said angrily to Xiaoming, "Stop calling her, or I will ignore you!" " "After a while, Xiaoming said timidly," Mrs. Chen, please … "I hope my answer will not be adopted ~ Once upon a time, there was a traveler. One night, he came to a tall and luxurious house. This house is very beautiful. It looks like a small castle. "How beautiful it would be to spend the night here!" The traveler muttered to himself and walked into the gate. An old man is standing at the door chopping wood. His hair and beard sparkled. YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "Good evening, old man!" The traveler said. "Excuse me, can I stay overnight?" YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "I don't count," the old man said. "You must go to the kitchen and ask my father!" YUC Parent-child Resource Network YUC Parent-child Resource Network The traveler came to the kitchen and saw an elderly man. He lay in front of the fire and blew the fire hard. YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "Good evening, old man! Excuse me, can I stay overnight? " Asked the traveler. YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "It doesn't matter what I say," the old man said. "Go and talk to my father. He is sitting at the table in the living room. " YUC Parent-child Resource Network yUC Parent-child Resource Network So the traveler came to the living room to discuss with the people sitting at the table. He is older than those two old people, sitting there reading picture books like a child. His whole body trembled, and his upper teeth went straight down. YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "Good evening, old man! Excuse me, can I stay overnight? " The traveler said. YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "It doesn't matter what I say, you can discuss it with my father, who is sitting on the bench over there," said the trembling old man. YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network So the traveler came to the man sitting on the bench smoking. He is old, his waist is bent, his hands are shaking so much that he can hardly hold his pipe. ? YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "Good evening, old man!" The traveler added, "Can you let me stay for the night?" YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "It doesn't matter what I say," the old man said. "Go and talk to my father. He is lying on the bed over there. " YUC Parent-child Resource Network YUC Parent-child Resource Network The traveler came to the bedside and found a very old man lying on the bed. If his big eyes don't blink, the traveler thinks he is dead. YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "Good evening, old man! Excuse me, can I stay overnight? " The traveler said. YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "It doesn't matter what I say, you can ask my father, he is lying in the cradle over there," said the old man with big eyes. YUC Parent-child Resource Network YUC Parent-child Resource Network The traveler came to the cradle and found an old man lying inside. He is as thin as a ball, almost as big as a child. If there is no noise in his throat from time to time, the traveler can't tell whether he is alive or dead. YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "Good evening, old man! Excuse me, can I stay overnight? " The traveler said. He waited a long time to hear the answer; It took the other party a long time to finish. That old man, like other old people, has no say. YUC parent-child resource network yUC parent-child resource network "Ask my dad, he is hanging on the speaker on the wall." YUC Parent-child Resource Network YUC Parent-child Resource Network The traveler looked at the wall for a long time and finally saw a corner. He wanted to see if there was an old man hanging on the speaker, but all he saw was a mass of white ash with a face hidden inside. He shouted in fear, "Good evening, old man! Excuse me, can I stay overnight? " A voice from YUC Parent-child Resource Network came out. It sounded like birds chirping, and travelers could hardly hear it clearly. YUC kissed a children's humorous story for about three to two minutes, and thought of a speech or something. Thank you.