Funny quotes from good friends. Humorous sentences about friendship.

This time I carefully compiled the funny stories between good friends. Let’s read them together. More and better sentences to say and pay attention to.

Since these days, I have been wanting to say three words to you, but I am afraid that if I say it, I will not be able to become an ordinary friend, but I can’t control it, and I still want to say: borrow some money!

If you feel that I often scold you and swear at you from time to time, then congratulations, we are familiar with each other.

Three benefits of being friends with me: make you look taller, slimmer and richer.

Brother, you must not die, hold on. There are greater difficulties waiting for you ahead. Who will bear this difficulty if you die?

Because you have ugly photos of me, you have to be friends with me for life.

A good friend wants to share everything with you, even if he just farts.

I really envy you for meeting me at a young age who is so talented.

If one day you suddenly think of me, please pick up your phone and dial my number. No matter how busy I am or have no time, as long as you say "I'll treat you to dinner", I will appear at your door rain or shine. before.

When a good friend has a partner, I feel like the pig I have raised for many years has been eaten. Funny quotes about friends.

What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But when you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will only be a pile of skins left.

There are two types of people who can play with me, one is someone who can tolerate my neurosis, and the other is someone who is as neurotic as me.

I have always envied my friends. I have the best friend in the world. Don’t think that if we don’t meet often, the relationship will fade. Let me tell you, based on our friendship at the beginning, I dare to be with you. Be rampant all your life.

Brothers just mess around casually and risk their lives when something happens.

A good friend is probably like, you are a psychopath, I don’t want to be a psychopath with you, but I will give you medicine regularly.