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Full text of Wei Minglun's Changing Face

A few days later, the trafficker and the trafficker were having a private discussion in the corner.

Congratulations on getting rich, boss of human traffickers.

Human trafficker Er, how is the market going?

Human traffickers have sold more than a dozen "livestock" in the past few days, and the total price was sold for this price.

(Sleeve Trading)

Human traffickers only have kittens and puppies, and they don’t have much money. I think we should just let go and lead the fat pig of a wealthy family.

Human traffickers kidnapping?

Human traffickers say "please" more politely. As long as you can "invite" a fat little baby, the price...

The trafficker will treat it like a hundred pieces of shit!

The dog floating on the water (called inside)!

Grandpa Gouwa (neiying)!

The boat floats on the water (called internally) and gathers at the pier, dinner is served, and the tooth ceremony is held!

Human traffickers and traffickers retreat.

The music is cheerful with gongs and drums, and the dogs and children are floating on the water in a boat and dancing.

Floating on the water (singing)

Ah! A river breeze——

Fishermen sing late, ancient temples ring bells,

Birds return to their nests, ducks return to their sheds,

Flocks of children return with their cubs at home.

My family lives on a small boat,

drifting and anchored among the reeds and flowers.

Docked to the shore, tied the rope, cooked and laid out the meal.

The dog boy is dressed in new clothes, eats delicious food, pours wine and food for the old man, and works hard and quickly. Floating on the water is a joyful experience, while drinking wine expresses one's emotions.

Floating on the water (singing)

Reed bushes, Pulsatilla,

The doll offers me three cups of wine.

In the past, I sighed at the cold dusk, but today I smile at the red sunset.

Soak up the sunshine and ride on the good wind,

Young and old meet by chance.

Call grandpa, call father-in-law,

Sweet and happy.

Thirty years to reunite the family dream,

Singing children’s songs with my grandson——

I am old again,

I am young again!

The old and the young accompany each other, clapping their hands, dancing and singing children's songs.

Gou Wa (singing)

Zhang is making iron, Li is making iron,

Get a pair of scissors to give to your sister.

The dog boy has no sister,

The scissors are given to Grandpa.

Grandpa stayed with me on the boat,

The small boat floated with lotus leaves.

Floating on the water (playing the boat rocking game with the children) haha...

Gouwa (singing)

Lotus leaf boat, rocking, rocking,

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Walk to Grandma Bridge.

Grandma’s bridge is flooded.

Grandma is not seen, only the bridge is seen!

No one wants the miserable dog baby,

The kind-hearted grandpa hugged him with both hands.

Floating on the water (hugging the child) The little mouth is so sweet, haha... (Recalling the children's song: "Send scissors to sister" and no sister! "Walk to the grandma bridge" and no grandma! Gouwa, yours Where is your home?

My home is here, Grandpa.

Where is your hometown?

Dashui. Flooded, everything is gone.

Floating on the water (sadly) Gouwa, what is your surname?

My surname is "Gou", Gouwa. >

The man who sold you a few days ago was your father? Huh, how can a father not shed tears when he sells his son? He is a trafficker, after all. One piece of green, one piece of purple, you can't beat the beast like this! Little bitter melon, you are so miserable at the hands of those black-hearted carrots!

Grandpa Gouwa (sobbing)...

The floating dog will hit you, and it will hurt Grandpa’s heart. Grandpa is a sweetheart, and you are destined to meet me. From now on, you will be my grandson. .

Whoever dares to bully you again, grandpa, I will fight to the death! (impulsive, coughing)

Gouwa (busy beating the old man’s back) Grandpa, father-in-law...

Be gentle when floating on the water, and gentler...

Is Gouwa in pain?

It doesn’t hurt to float on the water, but it does itch.

My little dog, let me scratch your itch.

It’s good to float on the water, pull it up a little, come down a little, yes, it’s comfortable, so comfortable...

The music starts playing, and you can enjoy family fun while floating on the water, and talk about family life.

My grandfather is also a miserable man. Grandpa's grandfather left no fields and houses, only a boat. He traveled around the world without staying in inns, and went to the docks to save money. I have been drifting on the water all my life. When I was young, I married a mother-in-law and gave birth to a son...

Gouwa, where have your mother-in-law and son gone?

It’s like floating on the water, my son died of smallpox, and the only seedlings have been cut off long ago. My mother-in-law, she thought I was poor and ran away with a wild man. Huh, luckily, I didn't pass on my face-changing skills to her, and I vowed never to date women again. Bah, woman, broom star, fuck her thirty-three!

The dog (shocked, stopped scratching)...

It's floating on the water, why don't you scratch it?

Gouba (cover) me, I’m tired of picking.

Don’t be exhausted from floating on the water. Come on, come and have a rest. (Puts the child into his arms)

Gouwa (snuggles) Grandpa, you are so kind.

Grandpa Floating on the Water treats you well because he has hope for you. Grandpa is old, and the older he gets, the more afraid he becomes. Firstly, I'm afraid of losing my family's cigarettes, and secondly, I'm afraid of losing my ancestral skill, so I accept you as my grandson. Grandpa has given you his heart and taught you how to change your face. I hope you can pass on the family line to me.

Grandpa Gouwa (Joy), I want to learn how to change my face. Please teach me.

Have a good time floating on the water. Let me teach you a few formulas first. Remember: the unique skill passed down from family is the only one left alone.

Gou Wa’s family’s special skills are unique.

It is passed on from one person to another, not from one person to another. It is passed down from son to daughter, not from daughter to son!

The dog boy is passed down from within, not to the outside world, and the son is not passed down... the daughter...

The water floats and remembers clearly... the daughter who is passed down betrays the ancestors...will be struck by lightning from the sky... …

Drifting on the water, he yawned repeatedly, gradually turned to gibbering, and dozed off. The dog boy easily left the old man's arms, his childlike innocence was muttering to himself, expressing his emotions to the moon.

Gouwa (singing)

When the moon goes, I go too,

I make friends with the moon.

Let me tell you something quietly——

I am a little girl with yellow hair!

Both happy and worried,

The little girl meets a good old man.

I dare not speak out my thoughts,

I am afraid that grandpa will throw me away!

The moon goes, but I won’t go.

The moon and I parted ways.

When the moon hides behind the dark clouds,

I would like to stay in the small boat.

The music is playing, and the people floating on the water are mumbling sleepily.

Floating dog on the water, what are you doing?

Grandpa Gouwa, I am looking at the moon.

Go to bed early while floating on the water. We have to perform at the show tomorrow, so hurry up and go to bed...

Hey, hey, where are you going?

The dog went ashore to pee so that he could sleep.

You don’t need to go ashore to float on the water. You can just stand on the bow of the boat and rush into the river. The dog boy couldn't urinate standing up, so while the old man was sleeping and snoring, he tiptoed onto the boat and pushed aside the reeds to look for a convenient place. Suddenly he found something in the grass and was so horrified that he stepped back.

Gouwa (crying for help) Snake! There is a snake!

Snake floating on the water!

The float jumped up from the water, quickly realized that something had happened, rushed ashore to rescue the child, fought desperately with the snake, grabbed the snake's tail, shook it, and threw it into the grass. Turn around and pick up the child. He jumped on the bow of the boat, still panting, and busy caring for the dog.

Did the floating snake bite you? Are there any injuries?

Gouwa (shocked) No, no, I was scared to death!

Drifting on the water (takes a long breath) Amitabha, bless my grandson to turn danger into good luck! (blame) I told you not to go ashore, why did you disobey me... (suddenly felt pain in my wrist and realized I was injured) Oops, I was bitten by a snake. It didn't hurt at first but then it hurt! (Hurrying to suck the poison with his mouth)

Grandpa Gouwa, Grandpa, it’s all my fault...

Drift on the water (spit out the venom) Quickly, hold the lamp and bring the wine! The dog holds the light and holds the wine bowl. Take a sip while floating in the water, and spray it onto the wrist wound to disinfect it. Then tear off a corner of the clothes, use a lamp to light the strip of cloth, and put it into a bowl.

Floating on the water (Command) Dog, pee!

The dog (startled) pees?

Float a child's urine on the water, mix it with cloth ashes, and use the recipe from the ancestors to reduce swelling and remove toxins! Pee quickly! Unbutton your pants and pee all the way to the bowl!

Gouwa (caught off guard, lost his strategy, instinctively covered his pants and backed away) No, no...

Drifting on the water (suspicious, seemed to have some realization, urged fiercely) You , What's wrong with you? Pee on me!

Gouwa (forced to cry) I, I am a woman!

It’s floating on the water! (Suddenly enlightened, he looks at the tomboy again, his hands trembling with anger) Mr. Ge is blind! The wine bowl shattered and the lights went out. In the darkness, wordless chants from the Sichuan River roared in the distance...

When the light returned, the sky was filled with haze and the river was filled with melancholy waves. The wounds on his wrists were hastily bandaged while he was floating on the water. He was sitting on the shore, smoking hard. Gouwa was waiting guiltily and nervously for the old man to decide.

Grandpa Gouwa...

Drifting on the water (wry smile) Who is your grandpa? Ge Laozi’s joy is all in vain! (Rebuke) You acted as a fake at a young age, colluded with human traffickers, and deceived me.

Gouwa (distinguish intermittently) I am not a liar. I have been sold seven times. They all thought I was a woman and sold me like an animal... I was afraid that if I told you, you would sell me too.

I won’t sell you, but I won’t keep you either. A boy is a treasure, a girl is a piece of grass. I want a treasure but not a piece of grass. Here are the expenses, here are the dry food, I give them to you, go and make a living on your own.

I send money and food floating on the water, and I want to untie the cable and board the boat. Gouwa cried and knelt down, hugged the old man's hind legs and cried. Jiang Shui whimpered and supported him.

Supporter (inside endorsement)

The little soul is hurt,

Children complain in children’s words and children cry out in sorrow——

Gou Wa ( Singing)

You shouldn’t, you shouldn’t,

You shouldn’t be reincarnated as a daughter by mistake!

You shouldn’t be born in a poor country!

Shouldn’t encounter a major flood!

Being kidnapped, being sold,

being ridden, being stepped on...

Everyone has a bad conscience!

Whip the animals to climb the cliff.

I didn’t expect that there are still good people in the world.

Grandpa appeared and smiled.

Treat me as a human being,

Keep me close to your heart.

I can’t bear to part with this love!

I can’t stop loving you like this!

The geese and geese line up in rows in the sky,

The clothes are torn and they cannot be separated!

Good geese, fly here quickly——

Give Gouwa some help!

Help (speak out in response)

Ah!

Speak a word for her,

Come from behind the scenes to the stage!

The audience was also sad,

asking the old man to keep the girl! (Retreat)

Drifting on the Water (Singing)

The heart of an old man is not a piece of stone,

Whether it is left or left, it lingers...

Gouwa (Seize the glimmer of hope, sing allegro in a hurry)

I am more diligent than the boys,

I can do rough work and be promoted.

Go down to the river to help you wash your bedding,

Cook and chop wood for you...

You only have a pair of chopsticks on the table,

I am not greedy, I am not picky,

Learn my skills and obey the arrangements...

Grandpa -

It pays off to have a filial granddaughter!

Floating on the Water (singing)

Poor and cute,

So smart and well-behaved,

Moves people to tears!

Carrying the doll on my back and wiping... (turning back to look at the sky and thinking twice)

Gese and geese flew into the sky in succession,

The smoke from the cooking pots curled up from the balcony.

Where are my cigarettes now?

I am ashamed to face the ancestor card in the ancestral hall.

Only by raising children can we continue to have offspring.

Extroverted girls bring disaster.

If something goes wrong,

throw it away quickly.

Don’t blame the old man for your dog--

Prioritizing boys over girls has been around since ancient times!

My heart wandered on the water, I kicked the girl away with my feet, jumped on the boat, punted lightly, and the boat headed downstream like an arrow.

Gouwa chased the boat along the river bank and stepped into the shallow water to call his grandfather. The water reached his knees and the waves surged up to his waist...

Looking back while floating on the water, he saw the girl floating in the water!

The girl floated to death on the water, she didn’t want her life!

The old man cursed loudly, but his actions were very decisive - he threw himself into the river to save others! The artist lives up to his nickname of being a floater on water. He is extremely skilled in making waves and quickly rescues the girl.

Grandpa Gouwa (who is still alive)...

The girl floated to death in the water, and the locusts wrapped around the egret's legs. She tried to get rid of her but couldn't get rid of her!

Chuanjiang Haozi sighed helplessly...