The most emotional mood is to say: I slapped love, and it turned around and bruised my nose.

1, you don't understand, without you, the world is not worth rejoicing.

2. I have finally become the kind of person you like best and the kind of person I hate most.

3. What kind of rain, what kind of night, what kind of me can make you miss more,

Everything in the world is just catching the wind and catching the shadows.

Good people should not be seduced by the beauty of others. Don't forget that you still have a woman who only loves you.

6. You can choose such "half-hearted": confidence, perseverance and determination; Creativity and willingness.

7. How long can I hold out for you?

If we can meet again after many years, will you still ignore me as a stranger?

9. Being happy is a day, and being unhappy is also a day. Why not make yourself happy?

10, I am really lonely without you, and the pain of missing is still tangled in my heart.

1 1, I gave you a warm hug but a joke.

12. Don't wait for him to ignore you or even be indifferent to the end. Don't take any chances. He went through fire and water for another woman.

13, a drop of water can wear a stone, just because it will always hit the same point.

14, the reality is like this, I don't laugh, I'm afraid I can't stand it.

15, I slapped love, and when it turned around, it beat me black and blue.

Dad slapped me.

Passing the stationery store I used to go to, I remembered the days when I bought pens with my favorite girls in junior high school. She always writes her own name when she tries to pick up the pen, and I will secretly write I like you after her name after she turns around. Nowadays, years make people old. Although I am the mother of two children, I still miss my ignorance at that time.

My wife is clamoring for a divorce. On her way to the court, she passed a wide but not deep river. The husband said, "Let me carry you across the river!" " "The wife fell on her husband's back and crossed the river. They didn't go far, and the wife said, "Forget it, don't go. Let's go back. "The husband asked," Aren't you clamoring for a divorce? "The wife said," If I really get divorced, who will carry me across the river when I come back? "

I'm going to resign soon, and I still have money in my medical insurance card. I want to brush some health care products for my father or something. When I got home, I asked, "Dad, are you sick?" Dad looked at me in surprise! Dad didn't react for a moment, so I asked, "I mean, do you want to take medicine?" Dad slapped him with his hand. ...

The second-rate husband is getting desperate ~ ~ ~ giggle ~ ~ Yesterday he came back and said that his hand had been cut off. Let me find Yunnan Baiyao and a band-aid. I thought how serious it was. I took a closer look and said, Emma! Take the medicine quickly! I wish I hadn't,,,,

Once my brother joked with my sister-in-law. Pretend to be furious. Holding his fist and holding his sleeve, he said, I can't unless my wife cleans up. Sister-in-law also cooperated with fear and said, husband, husband, I know I was wrong. . Do not hit me. . Then the five-year-old daughter came into the room. . Pass my brother a belt. . Dad hits the ball with this. This hurts. At that time, my sister-in-law was forced to say: Is this still her daughter?

When I was in class, I suddenly heard the teacher call me, "wake up your deskmate and answer the questions on the blackboard!" " "But the situation at that time was that my left and right deskmates were asleep, but on the left was my big cousin. I certainly couldn't fool him, so I decisively woke up the principal who came to listen to the open class on the right. ...

The LZ family opened a fruit shop. One day, a sister came to buy fruit and asked me how much apples and peaches were. I said apple 5 yuan, peach 4 yuan. My sister will think and say, Do you want me to take some from each person, according to 50% of 4 yuan? Let me think about it. All right. As a result, my sister happily began to choose. Nima, I weighed it and found a big bag of apples with a Momo on it. . Are you kidding? ...

I'm nervous about going home to meet my parents with my boyfriend. My boyfriend has always comforted me that his parents are easy to get along with, so I don't have to be afraid. I believe him. However, the moment I saw my boyfriend's father, I almost burst into tears. Isn't this the uncle who quarreled with me when I went to buy fruit the other day because the weight was not enough ... I will always remember the sentence that my boyfriend's father said before he left home: "Little girls are usually very serious ..."

I went shopping yesterday and saw two Xiong Haizi fighting. One pushed the other to the ground, and two people blushed and their necks were thick. I was about to pull the shelf when I was suddenly pushed to the ground. One of them said to the other, "Tell me to pee later." The other said, "whoever runs away is his grandson." Sure enough, the one who was pressed to the ground, after urinating, lay on the ground again, maintaining the posture just now, and the two Xiong Haizi started again. . . Emma, the game has been suspended.

On the bus, a man slapped me and then slapped me. I was angry and said loudly, "smelly rascal, what do you want!" " "I didn't expect him to cover his mouth and say in disgust," Oh, it's a woman? "Fuck, you don't know you today without hitting your mother. You don't know I'm a woman. ...

Repairing the computer for the goddess, after a long time, it was finally repaired. "Well, I think it's time to go back." At this time, the goddess brought me a glass of red wine and said to me with blurred eyes, "It's so late, don't go back!" " "Get out, this is my home!"

I like it because you slapped me, but I asked you why your hands are so cold.

1. More and more people leave, and those who stay are becoming more and more important.

2. A thousand words of I love you are not as good as a word of I'm still with you.

Listening to old songs is as sad as bringing them up again.

Sometimes we are not necessarily listening to songs, but listening to our own feelings.

I tie my shoelaces every day, because I know that no one will squat down to help me tie them, or even stop to wait for me.

6. Liking is probably because you slapped me, but I asked you why your hands are so cold.

7. Don't argue with me, every word you say will be used as evidence to hurt me!

I like that you take the initiative to find me, so I'm sure you won't get bored with me.

9. Smiling doesn't always mean you are happy. Sometimes, it just means that you are strong.

10. There is one thing that cannot be used, and that is kindness. There is one thing you can't play, and that is trust. There is one thing that cannot be deceived, and that is emotion. One thing can't be fooled, and that is sincerity.

1 1. What you say when I love you is what you say when I don't love you!

12. When you surpass others a little, others will envy you; When you greatly surpass others, others will envy you.

13. You may be great, but I may not respect you.

14. Time is the best witness. It will let you know that you may not meet the true feelings for a long time, but you will definitely meet people.

15. Sometimes, giving up is another kind of persistence. If you miss the gorgeous summer flowers, you will definitely walk into the autumn leaves. Anything and anyone will be a thing of the past. Don't let it go. No matter how difficult it is, learn to quit.

16. Don't recall, because you can't go back. Leave your tears to those who love you the most, and your smile to those who hurt you the most.

17. There are always some people who were just passers-by in life, but later they became frequent visitors to memory.

18. The tortoise can't outrun the rabbit on the ground, but it can always swim faster than the rabbit in the water. Don't misplace yourself.

19. The best life is nothing more than talking and laughing during the day and having a good sleep at night.

20. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers, drop by drop.

You hit me and I asked you why your hands are so cold.

1, will you suddenly think of me and feel heartache, because we are nothing.

Disappointment is probably saying good night to you before going to bed, but you didn't reply, and you still didn't wake up the next morning.

3, you praised me for being harmless. In fact, I have penetrated my heart with a smile.

I finally lost you, but I tried my best.

If you know how strong the sudden yearning is, you will understand my loneliness when I walk alone.

6, take the initiative for a long time will be very tired, care for a long time will collapse. Silence for a long time will be painful, miss for a long time will cry.

7. I tie my shoelaces tightly every day, because I know that no one will squat down to tie my shoelaces or even stop to wait for me.

8. Everyone has a missing Shen Jiayi in his life.

9. When you dress up and become someone else's bride, I will never talk about the past again.

10, poisonous weeds bloom charming flowers, and those who harm you say what you like to hear.

1 1, saying nothing is harder than quarreling.

12, from the second I turned around, my happiness has nothing to do with you.

13. Who has experienced the feeling that the neglected person among the three people will be excluded even if he walks in the middle?

14, why bother to please those who don't care about you.

15, some people will have a particularly good relationship with you at a certain stage, and then stop contacting you for no reason.

16, it is said that time is a good medicine, but all wounds are cured.

17, there are too many things that are only suitable for hiding in the bottom of my heart and making him disappear.

18, I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I am happy.

19, you slapped me and I asked you why your hands were so cold.

20. Our relationship is like a building block, fragile but ever-changing.

2 1, there is always a person who is worried but has no intersection.

22. Turn around just to meet you, but forget that you will turn around.

23. We are more like Doguroka. When I fell in love with you, you fell in love with her.

24. The consequence of romance is to bring shame to oneself, and the consequence of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes.

25. I spoke to you once and you didn't help me. I will never speak to you again. Whoever it is, I thank you for dropping the chain when I needed you most.

26. One forgiveness leads to two betrayals.

27. Everyone is afraid, especially those who cherish it desperately, but in the end nothing can be left.

28, because of fear of losing, so blindly accommodating, it turns out that this is the most humble way to retain.

29. "The second cup is half price!" "No, I'm alone."

30. It is better to be hurt by the truth than cheated by lies. It hurts more to get it and lose it than never to get it.