Lunch break humorous talk

1. A wooden man, as he gets older and sees more people, he becomes more alive. The carpenter kept him hidden at home, it was too boring. Finally one day, he escaped. He saw carpenters sawing and planing all day long, so he wanted to see if he could do it himself. So, he went to saw the tree. The big tree couldn't help but spoke: "Wooden man, you were once a tree, but don't forget about me."

2. I had an argument with my wife, and the tigress kicked me down with a whirlwind kick. On the ground! I got up and said unconvinced: Just wait for me, I will sign up for martial arts class tomorrow! The tigress flew up and kicked me again. Just as I stood up, she kicked me down again! He refused and cursed: Ouch! Are you planning to learn martial arts to fight me? I also got angry and roared: I am determined to learn martial arts and no one can stop me. I must learn martial arts and fix the "horse step" so that you can never kick me down again!

3. Hall My sister developed relatively late. When she was fifteen or sixteen years old, she was the shortest in the class. At that time, my second uncle made some money by raising fish, and my cousin also had a little more pocket money, and she was willing to try things that she usually wouldn't eat. At that time, I was most greedy for instant noodles. After eating it a few times, maybe I was growing taller. My cousin grew taller in the class in about a year, so she thought she grew taller by eating instant noodles. Now she forces her nephew to eat instant noodles every day, and she always says that her nephew does not know how lucky he is despite being blessed.

4. Several bulls were pulling the truck hard, and the axle was pressed so hard that it made a squeaking sound. The cows turned around and said impatiently to the axle: "Hey, friends, we are pulling such a heavy truck. The car made a noise, what are you calling? "There was a piece of magnet, which was extremely greedy. When it saw the iron, it crazily took it into its arms and took it as its own.