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Love is a game, its name is: Who will go crazy first?

1. The quality of the teacher’s class determines the traffic of the mobile phone this month.

2. When you leave me one day, I will always wait for you at the place we agreed on.

4. Falling in love with a coquettish and willful woman is like a nuclear weapon placed around you.

5. When I was in elementary school, the most cunning thing to say was: Wait for me after school!

6. He is a monkey. He is afraid of the horizon because it does not intersect.

7. Love is a game, and the name of the game is: see who goes crazy first.

8. One day Ultraman went to class and the teacher asked a question. Ultraman raised his hand and the teacher died.

9. If you cry immediately after hearing a sentence, the content must be you. The person you love and the person you hate

10. I would like to write a wandering poem for you, and take you and the sunflowers to wander to the ends of the earth and the ends of the earth.

11. The weather is very good today. After staying in the room for a long time, I am going to go to the living room to relax.

12. Not everyone can easily imitate my sister’s sunny smile

13. To me, money is more attractive than men because money will not betray I.

14. I had no desire to learn, but I ended up failing the exam.

15. Life is like a white paper. If you want your life to be colorful, you can only write something on the white paper.

16. I am not the wind, and you are not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world.

17. Those who have poured cold water on me, I will definitely boil them and return them to you...

18. Don’t rely on others, when you still have people to rely on. Only then can I tell.

19. The feeling of missing someone is like drinking a glass of ice-cold water, and then turning into tears drop by drop

20. The highest state of persistence is knowingly committing the crime

21. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of life is only three words, it depends on my mood

22. My love means that it cannot be stopped\it is so strong that it cannot be stopped Said it was once

23. The fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Mount Song, or heavier than Mount Hua, or heavier than Mount Heng.

24. Only then did I realize that the world you live in is so beautiful

25. You can’t even look down on such a good girl like me. Boy, do you like men?

26. Who broke whose heart, who filled whose memories.

27. Your smile is no longer for me.

28. Spring to me is like lighting up the cigarette and the teacher comes

29. It’s just an exam, the important thing is participation. Just finish the exam seriously and be worthy of the Party and the people.

30. In fact, when you wake up in the morning, you can do many things, such as: sleep again...

31. What you miss is not the memory, but the aftertaste is just the feeling.

32. Erzhen once mistakenly thought that it was your responsibility to love me.

33. I didn’t know anything except reading before, but now I know everything except reading.

34. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back, because I can never go back...

35. You are a bitch who always provokes us. The relationship with parents,

36. How many conspiracies are hidden behind the touching words

37. I have been alone for a long time, and I have forgotten my mobile phone

38. It’s not that I don’t love you, it’s that I’m afraid of being selfish

39. White horse, where did you die! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me?

40. ◇Analgesic injections can only stop the temporary pain, but they cannot make you recover.

Talk about love: To put it bluntly, love is just a game

There is no need to envy how happy others are. Everyone's feelings are bumpy and bumpy.

Love lasts as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: First, you can fully enjoy the joy of love for as long as possible. The feelings of marriage and love are very different. Second, the longer two people get along, the more they can test whether they are sincere and whether their personalities are compatible. In this way, the relationship after marriage will be much stronger.

Some people always complain that they can’t find anyone. It doesn’t matter once or twice, but if there are too many, there will be problems. First of all, you have to examine whether you have any problems. If not, then you have to examine yourself. You know, why do you always encounter bad guys every time?

Some people say that once a man changes his mind, even the nine-headed ox can't bring him back. Could it be that if a woman changes her mind, the nine-headed ox can't bring her back? There are only physical differences between men and women, and the psychological aspects are similar.

Your sorry words hurt me from head to toe.

Hide in the corner and watch you pass by, pretending that you missed me.

The things that move the fastest are always the most beautiful scenery; the things that hurt the most are always the truest feelings.

Love is not counting the days, it makes every day meaningful.

When you are in love, doing silly things can feel wonderful.

A woman is like a pear, sweet on the outside but sour on the inside. People who eat pears don’t know that the heart of the pear is sour, because they throw away the heart at the end of eating, so men never understand women’s hearts. A man is like an onion. If you want to see his heart, you need to peel it off layer by layer! But during the peeling process, you will keep crying. Only in the end will you realize that the onions are heartless.

The harm a man does to a woman is not necessarily that he fell in love with someone else, but that he disappointed her when she had expectations and did not give her the comfort she deserved when she was vulnerable.

What you can’t get is always what you want most. What is lost is always missed the most.

Let me ask you: "You live in my heart, have you paid the rent?"!

Love never has the best of both worlds, only lose-lose.

I once thought that with the promises we made, we could really stay true to the book and never leave or abandon. Now I have left behind all the affectionate sentences. The beautiful times are as fleeting as clouds and fleeting. Passed away...

After leaving, I want you not to forget one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

The frivolous love of youth will end as soon as you understand.

There are many people and many things. It’s not that they don’t want to think about it, but they are afraid that they will never be able to put it back again.

You said you would wait for me, haha, you really waited for me, but you found someone to accompany you and wait for me.

Love is when one person believes another person’s lie.

Love is not a vigorous vow, but a plain companionship.

Don’t say that I am not affectionate, because you have never belonged to me.

Don’t ask anyone to give me happiness, because my happiness has long since died in your heart.

When you are happy, there are four lines of footprints on the beach. When you are sad, there are two lines of footprints on the beach. Because I accompany you when you are happy, and I carry you when you are sad, so you have to be happy, otherwise I will be very tired.

I have been hurt once, but I still don’t know how to give up. I have to be bruised and bruised before I give up.

To put it bluntly, love is just a game, and only those who can play it can win.

Meeting the person you love can be said to be lucky, and no matter what the ending is, it can be said to be happy. It is good to grow old together, but if you break up or feel sad about love, you are also very happy, because after all, you have loved.

I will still be moved by your words and touched by one thing.

Although I know I have no capital, I have been waiting for someone to love me.

The cruelest sentence in the world is not that I'm sorry or that I hate you, but that we can never go back. It was such a simple sentence that completely alienated two people who were originally close. People who have never experienced it will never understand how painful it is.

I can’t enter your world. You don’t have to participate in my future.

Don’t spread your love everywhere, I only want it for me.

Give me a love address and I will never get lost in your world again.

Who is whose passer-by? Who is the embellishment of one's life? I am like a swallow flying in the desert, lonely and helpless and unable to find its direction.

The love that was promised not to be divorced is actually no match for a romance.

If I were a supporting role, then I would cooperate with you and wish you happiness.

Did I lose my heart to you? Look for it!

If you want to know if a person loves you, just look at whether he is energetic and happy when he is with you.

When love comes, of course it is also happy. However, this kind of happiness has to be paid for, and you have to learn to accept disappointment, pain and separation...

When you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him.

You will never understand me, just like the day does not understand the darkness of night. Woman, your name is happiness

The nymphomaniac Jia Baoyu once said: Daughters are made of water. She was called soft, charming, fragile, pitiful and extremely loving. I said, in fact, women should be said to be extremely lucky. A woman's name should be said to be happiness.

It is a blessing to be a woman. Especially, in our China, Chinese women in today's 21st century are really happy. Walking in the streets and alleys, shopping malls and supermarkets, you can see the colorful and beautiful women everywhere. They are all brilliant and dazzling. It is really dizzying and makes you sigh that this world is really wonderful!

Perhaps, Mr. Jia’s words are true: daughters are made of water and will break into pieces as soon as they are fished out; some people say that women are like coffee, they become addicted as soon as they drink it; others think that women are like children, they become addicted when teased. cry;. To talk about why women have such characteristics, it is actually women’s power and nature. Maybe, they are all doted on by men. Otherwise, why is a woman's name called happiness?

Therefore, there are generations of literati and poets, and even villagers in the mountains and countryside who are not literati and poets, all respect and praise women. No matter ancient or modern, there is no distinction between Chinese and foreign.

Wherever there are women, in the seasons where there are women, there will always be beautiful flowers blooming, either like peonies, or orchids, or even jasmine, lotus, and roses. They are always blooming: blooming in It blooms in people's lives, blooms in the spring breeze of the season, and blooms in every place in the world.

Perhaps, good flowers will not always bloom, nor will their beauty last forever, but they will always be a beautiful landscape in this world!

Women need appreciation, and women also need care, so spring and hope are always there. From this point of view, men should not be too stingy. Even if it is a faint smile, a little admiration, or a superficial gift, a woman will be greatly satisfied and she will feel very happy. Let’s break it down here: women are actually very easy to coax. Husbands, no?

Undoubtedly, women also have their strong side, and sometimes they are face-saving and unforgiving. Just because they care about face, show off their strength, play small-tempered, and sometimes even be annoying to the point of being rogue. Why don't men just laugh it off indifferently? And this woman, after all, for the sake of her family, her own career, her husband and children, will often finally put aside all the unpleasantness and fall into the arms of a man, right? There are many women who are willing to sacrifice themselves for her happiness, family, husband and children: they give up their career, are willing to be a backer, and be an ordinary woman, working tirelessly and going all out to assist their husbands in achieving success. .

Such a woman is so great! This is definitely not something that can be described as a person's happiness, is it?

As a man, there is no reason why he should not sincerely love his woman, his family, and his wife who support each other. He also has the responsibility and obligation to make his woman truly the happiest woman in the world!

Women, because of you, this lovely world exists; and because of you, this world is truly beautiful.

A woman’s name is: happiness. They all talk about a game and a dream and talk about mood phrases

Everyone talks about a game and a dream and talk about mood phrases

1. There is a warm place under the sun. Your bright smile, the air is filled with sweet fragrance, you turned around, I saw the changes in the sea, and the smile that was exchanged for hundreds of brushes in the previous life, the fairy tale of the prince and princess, the confusion of illusion and reality , 1/4 of my youth is spent in dreams, and the quilt is the tomb of youth. However, if I can meet you, I am willing to bury the remaining 3/4 of my youth with my own hands, just to meet you!

2. Don’t change yourself against your will for the so-called love. Love does not depend on how much you change, but how long you stick to it; don’t let waiting become a kind of wait for the so-called love. Suffering, the more you hope for it, the less likely it is to give you back; don't be hurt rather than look back for the so-called love. The extinguished flame can no longer burn. In the end, you can only use your blood and tears to slowly dissolve the original All pain.

3. Love at first sight is something close to a miracle. You like me and I like you, but such miracles seem to happen often. You often feel that you are lucky to meet your partner, and then they part ways soon. In fact, you should understand that two people who know nothing about each other only see passion. All profound things come from the smallest accumulation, especially feelings. Being impatient to confirm and test is always the most common mistake we make.

4. The prerequisite for a happy marriage is to have a clear understanding of yourself, know what you want, what kind of person you are suitable for, and not blindly pursue vanity.

5. If you have a bad temper, I will also have a bad temper. If you are in a bad mood, I will also be in a bad mood. If you have no money, I will also have no money. If you are happy, I will be just as happy. You want to be accommodated I also want to be accommodated. If you want to be retained, I also want to be retained. If you don’t want to quarrel, I also don’t want to quarrel. If you don’t want to bother, I don’t want to bother either. If you are afraid of breaking up, I am also afraid of breaking up. In fact, feelings are always mutual. You love me and I love you too.

6. A boy cried after breaking up. God appeared and asked him: Why are you so sad? The boy said: She left me. God asked: Do you still love her? The boy nodded vigorously. God asked again: Does she still love you? The boy thought for a while and cried again. God smiled and said: Then she is the one who should cry. You just lost someone who doesn't love you, and what she lost was someone who loved her deeply...

7. No A love is perfect, and no relationship is flawless; love and love can only be real; when can we think about these words calmly? Think about the ridiculousness and naivety of our pursuit of perfection back then?

8. As we grow older, the initial love has turned into a real marriage. When marriage comes to a man and a woman, it is actually the most ordinary life, and life is not like the original one. Love is so full of infinite fantasies, but it requires three meals a day of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, pots and pans. Therefore, at this stage, more women are living more realistically.

9. I love you forever. People who love each other hope that the other person will say such a sentence. But it is indeed very easy to say it, but it takes a lifetime of energy to fulfill it. When a man hears this sentence, he cares more about a woman being loyal to him. When a woman hears this sentence, she hopes that a man will love her forever.

10. Don’t wait until you lose it to know its value; don’t wait until you are hurt before begging for forgiveness; some things will never come back after they are lost. If a person confesses to you, please cherish his/her love for you no matter what, even if you can only be ordinary friends; perhaps a person's innocent confession will not happen again.

11. In the face of love, we do not control love but love can control us. Only if we adapt to love and cherish each other can happiness last longer. If you still love each other purely and insist on going your own way, love will still be hidden in your own hands sooner or later.

12. Breaking up is often said to be an accidental thing, but in fact it is an inevitable outcome, because we are both too strong and too confident, thinking that we can accept everything the other person has, and that only we can give it to her. Happiness, in fact, is not the case. When you leave her, there will be others by her side to make her happy. When you don't love her, she will fall in love with another person she shouldn't love and choose to forget you.

13. The most difficult thing for people to accept is actually not the fact, but the fact that we are unwilling to accept it. Often the things we least want to accept are more likely to happen. Although it hurts, it reflects reality. The best mirror, we should use it correctly to illuminate the road ahead for us, and we should not be lost in the dazzling light.

14. Being single does not mean that you do not understand love. In fact, being single is much wiser than falling into a wrong love. --Don't fall in love with someone because of loneliness. When time goes by, one day you will suddenly realize that the loneliness of two people is more lonely than being alone.

15. What is romance? Sending flowers? Walking in the rain? Are you standing in front of the building? If two people are deeply in love with each other, they will feel romantic if they do nothing and just look at each other quietly. Otherwise, even if two people sit on the moon and date, they will not feel romantic.

16. I remember that your palms were warm and you once said you loved me. We walked around for so long and came back here. You will soon find yourself in a new relationship. The sweet vows we made while holding hands were shattered by our combined efforts. It turns out that while time has made us lose each other, we have also learned to forget. You once said that when you were young, you loved and liked me. It's just a self-seeking obsession. But I love you. Loved for a whole time.

17. To love someone, you must trust each other; to love someone, you must understand each other. To love someone, you must be tolerant with your heart; to love someone, you must be broad-minded. When you love someone, you need to respect their thoughts and opinions. When you love someone, you need to be supportive, not obstructive. If you love someone, don't complain when they can't accompany you. To love someone: you should hide your inner fragility and grievances and not let them know.

18. Loving someone is not easy, forgetting someone is even harder. Yes, loving someone is very hard and painful, thinking about someone is very tiring, etc. Being alone is very silly, why can't we refuse such lovesickness? Why are we willing to have no regrets? Why are we still so obsessed with it?

19. I would like to stand like a tree and wait silently for the date when the flowers bloom. I want to hold you tight and prevent you from getting hurt again.

20. Many years later, I began to believe that the so-called love is all because of loneliness. Many years later, I began to believe that some things or people are just our remembrances. A person can fall in love with many people in his life. When you get the happiness that truly belongs to you, you will understand that the previous pain is actually a kind of wealth. It allows you to learn to better grasp and cherish the people you love.

21. To love me, you really don’t need too much, eighty percent is enough. If it’s less, I’ll be sad, which means I don’t have enough weight in your heart and you don’t love me enough; if it’s too much, it’ll hurt me, because in addition to love, we also need life and friends. Too much will make me unaware. At a loss.

22. If a man is properly jealous, he will definitely feel a mixture of love and hate, with mixed emotions. If he wants to keep a woman forever, a man must put pressure on himself, move forward with a heavy burden, and become more Excellent, more energetic and competitive. Things that more people want to snatch naturally have the characteristics of jewelry. Can you be slack when it comes to jewelry? Of course not. Men will have a greater sense of crisis and will regard women as their treasures.

23. Love to the point of being speechless, love to the point of gratitude, love to the point of smiling at each other, love to the point of warm embrace, love to the point of simple meals, love to the point of nourishment and silence, love to the point of planning for the years, love To have peace of mind, to love naturally, to follow each other like a shadow, to love to the warmth of spring and blooming flowers, to love to the desolation of the journey, to sit quietly at the end of the world, to love to the long stream of water, to love to be considerate, to love to care for each other, to love to the harmony of body and mind, to love to The years are growing old.

24. A person who has never loved is not qualified to talk about love. I didn't know what love was before, even when I was deeply involved in it, but later I discovered that my soul had truly given true love without knowing it. It was given to the purest person in my heart in the purest era.

25. Beautiful loneliness, endless longing. Missing others is a kind of warmth, and being missed by others is a kind of happiness. However, the premise of beauty is to miss each other. Otherwise, unrequited love is a kind of sadness, and only being missed by others is a burden.

26. Red is love, let her shine. Orange is hope, let your dreams fly. Yellow is happiness, produced deep in the soul. Green is trust and belief in one's own loyalty. Blue is truth, coming from your heart. Indigo is freedom, please guard it with responsibility. Purple represents respect, facing all living beings.

27. The dreamy smile is beautiful, whose traces are as clear as the palm prints in our stubborn palms, a single song blows away all the fireworks, and the blue butterflies flutter from the palms, Who promised the past life and slipped through this life? The passing scenery also gradually disappears on the road to reincarnation. Who uses a lifetime of waiting to tell the unchanging love?

28. The same memories are like fireworks at midnight. After the bustling, there is a deep silence. When we are hesitant and lost, we look at the loneliness rising at midnight, thinking about the memories of those people in the past, struggling in the surging memory tide, and finally understand that no one is anyone else's savior. In this world where time has passed, who will accompany you to watch every sunrise and sunset?

29. One day you will see all the fireworks in the world, forgive the short-term happiness and cruel hurt of this world, and all the stories will become a lifetime. To whom should we make a wish, to whom should we make a promise? Who can accompany us to see the scenery of a lifetime?

30. Cherish the happiness in your hands, every beautiful moment is an eternal memory. In this era of loneliness, I hope happiness can accompany everyone throughout their lives. The dream of wanting to speak has come to an end, and I can still see the spring mountain in the mirror. Fang regrets that he was so careless in the past and waited to see. The ring should only return to the moon, why should the hairpin be sent to the world? How many drops of residual red wax tears, and when will they dry up?

31. In the pure years, I don’t love prosperity, I just want to hold a handful of soil in my arms and enjoy the fragrance alone. Under the clear moonlight, I don't dare to covet your face. I just want to see you at the corner of the next street.

32. In the hazy sky, bursts of raindrops fell. The raindrops were blown by the indifferent wind, leaving beautiful arcs in the air, falling to my hair, condensing into water droplets, and flowing from the ends of my hair. It slid down quietly, across my eyebrows, flowed into my eyes, slowly entered my heart, and turned into a confused tear.

33. Although I know that it is just a vain wait, and I have to risk my youth and lose my tears. But he is still waiting hard. People are haggard and forget to cross the river. On the other side, the Sansheng Stone still carves the names of every couple in the wind and rain.

34. Gently stick to the passing raindrops with my hands. The raindrops melt into my thoughts about you in my hands. The fingers are dyed with glitz, and the fireworks are buried in the rain. Standing in the small In the alley, I let the wind blow my hair away and slap my face gently. The passing years passed through my youth freely. The scattered words recorded our fallen years and slowly put them together for you. Sing your favorite song acapella.

35. At this moment, I am completely lost in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and completely confused in the bleak cold wind. There were traces of us riding bicycles together on the bluestone, and we held hands together. The vows destined for three lifetimes include the remaining tenderness of our embrace and our beautiful time watching the fireworks in the city center. They are the coordinates of wind and rain, they are the testimony of love, and they are my eternal regrets.