I can't help but want to forward the funniest copy.

1. Q: How do you understand that you can do the right thing with the right people? A: Go to the vegetable market to buy food and follow my aunt. After the aunt reduced the price, you said, I want two Jin, too.

When I was a child, I always wanted to comb my hair like an adult. When I grew up, I found that adults had no hair.

When I got home, I was happy to tell my dad that I saved him a lot of money, so I don't need to spend money on textbooks this year, because I failed again!

I don't know what circle you are in, but what I am in is dark circles.

The teacher said that we should think about the questioner's intention before the exam. I looked at the title, "He wants me dead!" "

6. Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding the dog by the hand. Take a walk and have a look to see who bites people unhappy.

7. Law of Conservation of Singles: The total number of singles will never change, and singles will neither appear out of thin air nor disappear out of thin air. It will only be transferred from one person to another.

8. If you say touching words across the screen, the other party can accept 10%, and if you quarrel across the screen, the other party can accept 200%.

9. How can two people be friends when their weights are not in the same order of magnitude? You can't even play on the seesaw.

10. Many people say: The world is so big, I want to see it. I just want to ask: how far can you go with such a small wallet?

1 1. Why do some people ask for dozens of items when looking for someone? My mate selection criteria are three words: please.

12. Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, and life is to light a fire and smoke at the same time.

13. Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

14. Many people find that they can't compare with others on the issue of money, so they begin to try to make a fuss about the realm of life.

15. One of my colleagues is allergic to mutton, and his face is swollen when he eats mutton, so everyone takes him with him every time he eats mutton kebabs. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic his mutton is.

16. You must have something on your mind, such as worrying about getting up early tomorrow.

17. I like a girl for a long time. I sent her a message that night: I like you. What should I do? She replied to me in three words: unrequited love!

18. Most short people will think like this: How dare you be fat when you are so short? Are you looking for someone? Short foodies will think like this: they are so short, what effect can it have if they get fat? They can't find a date anyway!

19. I have too many advantages to do things in two ways, and neither can this one; That won't do either.

20. I remember someone told me: lend me some money and give it to you later. Now I understand that some people have been around all their lives.

2 1. One day, I took out my fire jar and went swimming. A little girl saw it and ran and shouted, mom, mom, look at the ladybug! I turned to defend myself, and the girl got a fright: Mom, it's still ladybug essence!

22. Take a closed disciple. The tuition fee is 888 yuan. He only teaches to close the door. Now he also teaches to turn off the lights, windows and air conditioners. If you are stupid, don't come. I can't scold you.

23. What can't let go of the past? I feel that the only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.

24. Sometimes, it may not be your problem that others are cold to you. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly people.

25. People's minds will change: they used to want to get rich, but now they are more practical and just want to get rid of poverty.

26. Q: What was the boldest thing you ever did? A: My wife is in the WeChat business, and I blocked her for the first time.

27. I found that my myopia is getting worse and worse. When I opened my wallet, I couldn't see the money.