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A rumor about sending funny copywriting in a circle of friends;

1, there is a breeze blowing from the horizon, and there is a ripple on the water surface, as if the swallowed sun spit out a satisfying breath to the earth. The wind roared like an army of ten thousand horses.

The latest research shows that drinking alcohol can effectively resist typhoon. Drinking can resist everything.

A typhoon is coming. You have a husband holding her husband, a boyfriend holding her boyfriend, a lover holding her lover, and nothing holding a telephone pole. Hold on tight, don't let the typhoon blow away. If the tonnage is enough, please run in the wind to make the storm more violent. Anyway, there are so many single dog, but one is missing.

4, the wind is strong after work, in a word, riding an electric car to the outlet is no one, just leave.

5. The typhoon is raining heavily, so act quickly.

6. The gale uprooted the trees, and even the house could not resist his fierce attack.

7. Wind is a language. When the wind is strong, people leave. I don't know what the wind blew away, but the more it blew, the more empty it became.

8. I met a typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you.

9. The first thing after the typhoon is to soak instant noodles. Why do you miss eating instant noodles so much in typhoon days?