Give a few funny quotations about cf

Once, a female colleague was in the bathroom and someone called her. Xiao Liu in the office told the other party on the phone: "Your friend is convenient, but now is not convenient. Can I call you when your friend is convenient? " The other party: "Is it convenient or inconvenient now?" Xiao Liu said patiently, "It's convenient, but it's really inconvenient now. It's convenient after it's convenient

Late at night, my husband didn't come back. The daughter is anxious to call her mother: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, there must be another woman! " Mother comforted softly: "silly child, be good, don't think the worst, something may have happened!" " "

A man went to the hospital for an examination, and the nurse took a needle to test his blood. Because there was no cotton at that time, the nurse quickly put her finger in her mouth. The man was fascinated for half a ring and said slowly, "I have to do another urine test!" " "

The wild one robbed me this morning. Catch it. Why are you grabbing pancake fruit? Why are you still riding a bike? Why are cyclists still young women? What's more, the attacker was a six-year-old child! I really can't imagine how his mother would feel when she found him with pancake fruit in her hand.

A man was crying on the roadside, and a kind-hearted man asked why, and replied, "I miss my wife very much"; He asked, "Where is my wife?" And replied: "I sold her and paid the gambling debt." : ask again: "then you still have the face to miss her?" Said, "Because there is no gambling book again."

An eight-year-old son asked her husband, what is Zhang Fei's mother's last name? Husband: I don't know. Son: Stupid, surnamed Wu, who knows nothing about much ado about nothing. The son asked again: What is Zhang Fei's father's surname? Husband thought for a long time and patted his forehead: name trouble, trouble! The son laughed wildly: silly! Last name is Zhang! You don't have your father's surname.

Are these all right?