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The girl took a beautiful selfie and made a nifty remark in her circle of friends.

The girl took a selfie and made a playful sentence in the circle of friends. 1. People are iron, rice is steel, and beds are magnets!

2. The moon is fermented into yogurt, and the rest can't bloom.

3. Hello, I am WeChat Business, and my main products are my beauty and talent.

I still like and care, but I don't want to be together anymore.

I will think about what it will be like today and tomorrow.

6. I like my button 1, but I don't like my button eyes.

7. It's too difficult for me to be a little fat.

8. Miss me when you are bored, come to me when you miss me, and bring fruits, strawberries, mangosteen and pitaya when you see me.

9. extremes meet, only beauty.

10. A cute ghost who is famous in the local area.

1 1. Did anyone take a selfie? Nobody sent it to me.

12. This is a sign of my growth.

13. The most expensive life is to be yourself.

14. Emotions are at night.

15. Don't dare to say addiction until you can't tell the season.

16. I love you as well as you.

17. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

18. Although I am nothing, the person I like is super powerful.

19. I want to be a beauty in my next life, although I will be in this life.

20. This summer, the sun is shining, the sorbet is sweet, and you are beautiful.

The girl took a beautiful selfie and sent a nifty sentence to a circle of friends. 2 1. I hope she will never grow up.

22. Today is nine squares, and even the squares can't be put in.

23. It's sunny today. I miss you.

24. Take a quick look and raise awareness.

25. Thanks to Meitu Xiu Xiu for her strong support of this photo.

26. Life is really fresh, because every day is the first day to lose weight.

27.p picture is only for restoring beauty.

28. Don't be greedy just because today is the weekend.

29. Give everyone a selfie of a cute girl.

30. Life is bright and everything is lovely.

3 1. Bad milk tea cups in winter will never be chased by anyone.

32. This circle of friends shields mortals and welcomes my immortal friends to like it.

I want to make my life full of sugar and ice.

34. I put on my skirt and became a rider.

35. Keep a clean heart. Only when the mind is not burdened, the body will not feel burdened.

36. I hope my little friend will make you worry and unforgettable.

37. Let me show you the princess.

38. Focus on two things, work hard and love yourself.

39. Quiet and quiet, life is sweet.

40. Killed by my sister's beauty.

Contemporary high-quality girls take selfies and send friends to share niche copywriting.

Contemporary high-quality girls take selfies and send small copywriting articles to friends circle-1. In this fickle world, what do you want to keep with your family?

I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death before giving up.

You are a simple person and don't eat breakfast every day.

I loved you very much yesterday, but I don't love you today. It depends on my mood tomorrow.

Young and frivolous, I don't know, I only know that the winner is king.

6. Pretend to be Company Four.

7. I am in a good mood today. Send a selfie to commemorate it.

8. People always come to see you.

9. Let me show you a haircut.

10. If it's like this today, I'll think about it tomorrow.

1 1. This circle of friends shields mortals and only fairies can like it.

12. Go by yourself and I'll take a taxi.

13. Today's mood is a parabola with an upward opening.

14. I restricted all sugar to ice today.

15. My mind is easy to guess, except for you, it is to make a fortune.

16. The pictures of friends circle are for reference only, subject to the real thing.

17. I love you. You love her. You said you were blind.

18. "What's your favorite color?" "Hot and sour powder"

19. Everything tends to be good, good, better and best.

20. You are full of flowers and gentle.

Contemporary high-quality girls take selfies and send small-scale copywriting articles to friends circle 2 1. There are mountains and eyebrows in my heart.

22. If you like me, just say so. I am not irresponsible.

23. Don't be nice to everyone, they won't give you money!

24. Yesterday's abyss is today's talk.

25. Don't chat with me, because you are afraid that I will steal your expression.

I knew I would step into a minefield, so I changed the bomb into a starry sky in advance.

27. It's too difficult for me to be a little fat.

28. What should I do when I am old? Those square dances are too difficult.

29. Please ring the bell if you like.

30. People are iron, rice is steel, and beds are magnets!

3 1. I am so beautiful, I owe it entirely to my parents, who gave me this nonsense mouth.

32. I went to the universe and came back to pick stars for you.

33. Healthy and lovely, no bags under the eyes.

34. Love cannot wait. Love me.

35. In order to get rich and take a selfie, always send one.

36. Emotions are all at night.

37. Your friend uploaded nine fake photos.

38. After a long time, be a lovely girl, leave the world alone and be full of joy.

39. It is said that it is better to be out of your mind without an umbrella in rainy days.

40. No one will accompany you for life. You should learn to love yourself.

A rustic love story that is very popular with girls.

A rustic love story popular with girls-1. May on earth is thinking of you day and night.

2. "Have you ever fucked if you are the one?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"

3. "I want to buy a land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

I don't know any odds, I only know how to accompany you.

6. Good things like to share with others, and better things just want to hide, such as you.

7. As soon as I bowed my head and looked back, Mom, I was in love.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

9. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.

10. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know, "I'm boiling water because I want to soak you."

1 1. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.

12. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

13. People like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

14. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

15. I'm going to paint. What paint? I love you like glue.

16. I want to see you. You can choose anywhere, as long as it's not in your dream.

17. "I hope" "What do I hope?" "I hate you, not you."

18. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

19. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

20. I'll get something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.

A rustic love story popular with girls, Part II, 2 1. "May I say good night to you in person?" Of course. "Say it first."

22. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I am not doing well.

23. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

24. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

25. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.

26. I want to find Duan and you.

27. I like that you have copied it for two minutes, but you can't withdraw it.

28. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

29. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

30. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.

3 1. Do you know the biggest difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

32. "Do you know who I can't live without?" I don't know. "Of course I can't live without you."

I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.

34. I miss you.

35. "I want to ask for leave." "What left?" "Please marry me."

36. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

37. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

38. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.

39. People who really like you are not hard to please. He won't even be angry with you for long.

40. One room, two people, three meals and four seasons, three mountains and two hearts all over the world.

The earth love stories that are very popular with girls are three 4 1. Three things are floating, you, you, you.

42. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

43. I like you so much, just like your mother hit you, which is unreasonable.

44. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

45. I have forgotten many things, only you have always been my exclusive memory.

46. "After meeting you, I just want to be a kind of person" and "a kind of person"

47. Change your life with my three fireworks.

48. What do I want to think? "I think I was born to meet you."

49. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.

Born in this world, I like someone so much for the first time and don't know what to do.

5 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

52. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

53. My name is Li, and I want to walk into your heart.

My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

55. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you.

56. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

57. "I used to like wandering too much." What about now? "I just want to make the final decision for you."

Everyone else is changing their minds, but from the moment I met you, I never gave up.

Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.

60. I remember the light and gentleness you gave me. Even if I am disappointed occasionally, my determination to be with you has never wavered.

Earthy love story 4: 6 1 popular with girls. Even if life is not that easy, I still want to put you in the future and be happy all my life, which is beyond the reach of the world.

62. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

64. Does the other party accept the application to be your baby?

65. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.

67. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.

69. Falling in love with you at first sight is the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

70. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

7 1. My biggest weakness is you.

72. I cut my hand, so you should do the same, so we are a couple.

73. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

74. I broke the news in Weibo. What can I expect? You never know when you say you don't love me.

75. "If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?" "Left hand." "Here, left hand, let me hold it for you."

A good girl like me will never know who she has lost.

77. I went to take a shower. What bath should I take? I love you before it's too late.

78. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.

79. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

The playful copy of the official girlfriend of the circle of friends

The nifty copy of the official girlfriend in the circle of friends (I) 1. The best love is that I have no requirements for you and have dignity.

2. It was this man who disturbed my plan to die alone.

I was arched away by a pig.

You may fall from the sky or the forest, but the best way is to fall in love with me.

5. Be lucky in the future, and so are you.

6. Join the ranks of lemon suppliers.

7. formally terminate the relationship.

8. I will revolve around you for the rest of my life.

9. I met my eyes, the person I want to marry.

10. I was going to walk in the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop when I met you.

1 1.x year x month x day finally off the shelf.

12. The best happiness is the care you give, and the most beautiful time is your company.

13. Live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late, but only you.

14. Good luck and get married today.

15. I was going to walk in the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop when I met you.

16. I found my lost boyfriend (girlfriend)

17. My husband, it arrived today.

18. I will give you the love and touch you want all your life.

19. My circle of friends will be contracted by you in the future.

There have been rumors recently that I am in love. I want to clarify that this is true.

The circle of friends officially announced the playful copy of his girlfriend (part 2) 2 1. Willingness to achieve long-term cooperation.

22. Since you appeared, I know that being loved is so beautiful.

23. This kindergarten is the cutest, with a cute follower!

24. Should dating be public? I thought the same thing.

I will have a family in the future.

26. You can start unscrewing the bottle cap.

27. The road is long and the years are long.

28. Apply to be a permanent resident of the place you love.

29. As long as it's you, what's wrong with weak water 3,000!

30. Life is too long. I want to hold your arm and watch the sunset with you.

3 1. It doesn't matter whether the king wins or loses, as long as you protect me.

32. We have an appointment to visit the world together.

From now on, my life slogan is: love my wife/husband, earn money and travel around the world.

From then on, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you have me.

It will snow in spring, rain in summer, windy in autumn and sunny in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

36. When you ask me how much I love you, it probably means that once I meet you a hundred times, I fall in love with you a hundred times.

37. One room with two people, three meals and four seasons.

38. Time has taken away the years, but it can't take away my memory of you.

39. If you have been living, it is spring.

40. Since then, there has been no socialist brotherhood.

The circle of friends officially announced the playful copy of his girlfriend (Article 3) 4 1. Tell Taohua not to come.

42. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop when I saw you.

43. Just for your heart, be sincere to me.

44. Run towards you with all my strength.

45. After all, I am yours.

46. You will always meet someone who sings to you in a tone-deaf voice, runs with you on a rainy night, paints with a paint tray in your black-and-white life, understands your nonsense, sees your smiling face clearly, walks up to you through the crowded crowd and hugs you.

47. I hope you don't have to be strong in front of me.

48. I know the future can be expected, but it is this minute and second that I want to give you tenderness, indulgence and love, and you are the meaning of their existence.

49. Time is something that people can't catch off guard. On a sunny day, it rains on a cloudy day. I stole my hair and kept you.

50. Stay with the boy you like in the future.

5 1. I believe I will meet you, just like the rain that will come.

52. Don't feel that your legs are thick, and don't feel that you are not beautiful. There is always a man who won't think about this or that because he loves you.

53. I long for you as a deer longs for a stream.

54. Hare and Hare are willing to spend Spring and Autumn with * *.

I have decided that I want to be the best in the world with you.

56. I can't hide that you are hurt, let alone that you are wronged, even if that person is myself.

57. You are in my heart, the deepest position.

58. I see that all living things are vegetation, and you are green hills.

59. Legal cohabitation, produce documents.

60. Sweet and sour pork ribs are delicious, but my favorite is big pig's trotters.

Girls' sweet and coquettish copywriting (40 highlights)

Girls are very sweet and coquettish. 1. When you are angry, I ask you to take it out. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

If someone asks you who your date is, you are me, and I will carry the pot.

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

I am so cute that even mosquitoes will bite me.

My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

I miss you while watching the water.

7. Husband, I love you so much. You can't have an affair.

8. Oh, how can I be so happy? Before I met you so well, I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life.

9. You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.

10. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel something is wrong!

1 1. Even if the world is not worth turning back, you will find that there is my fulfillment. My little boy, who has been wronged, can't come and hug.

12. Life looks like white flour, but you can't do too much, or it won't be enough.

13. If I want the moon in the sky, will you take it off for me? ? ~~

14. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

15. The flowers in the south of the city have already bloomed. May you be there forever.

16. I didn't!

17. Sometimes boys will be like children, "Please your wife" (QQ looks wronged) and "I didn't" (QQ looks crazy), hehe, very cute.

18. Whether it was love at first sight or not, I fell in love with you at first sight, that is, I liked you.

19. Honey, last year's lipstick is not good enough for me this year.

20. If he acts coquetry in front of you, prove that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.

Girls are sweet and coquettish. Chapter 2: 2 1. It is rare for a spoiled boy to be cute as hell. My baby is like this, hehe.

22. No, no, I want it.

23. I am very good today, and I miss you very much.

24. You are my recovery, my connection and my end.

I met a boy who said that he would love me all his life, but I didn't expect that his life was only three days.

26. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cutie for a long time.

27. Many people think that a man's coquetry is a sissy, but it is not. A man's coquetry is a manner, but it is not every woman's coquetry, but a girlfriend's patent. If you spoil your girlfriend at the right time, it is a deadly weapon. Boy, you will be lucky if you learn to behave like a spoiled child.

28. Anyway, with your help, I can steal for a lifetime, so what else can I learn?

29. I want to be your little baby, the kind you can't bear to scold me when you are angry.

30. Please, she's a girl!

3 1. You are good or bad, huh! Damn it!

32. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

33. If you can promise me a future, I will draw a prison for you.

34. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!

35. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

36. It's nice to have you in a small circle.

37. In this life, I will only marry you.

What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.

39. My mother said I sent it on the phone, which is why I play with my mobile phone every day, because it smells like home.

40. Please, he is a boy!

A nifty and lovely remark to commemorate a circle of friends getting a marriage certificate.

A cute and playful sentence in the circle of friends commemorates the marriage certificate (I) 1. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

I didn't miss the rain in those years, nor did I miss the love in those years. The girl I chased in those years is now my wife. ...

I can't promise you that everything will get better, but I promise you won't have to face it alone from now on.

I always want to thank you, thank you for appearing in my life. I've always wanted to tell you that I really love you.

I missed my childhood friends and avoided the seeds of love. Now the meaning of life is only that your sideburns are gray.

6. Being close to Zhu Zhechi, being close to Mexico is dark, and being close to me is sweet.

7. I am bent on walking in the rivers and lakes, and your appearance stopped me.

8. We are very happy. Let's just send a love.

9. Compared with yesterday, today is suitable for obtaining a license. In this way, I confessed myself. It is legal to work with certificates.

10. From then on, kites have wind, dolphins have sea, and you have me.

1 1. Thank you for meeting you in my lifetime. May we always have each other in our hearts in the future.

12. You are all married, so I quickly took out my own evidence to suppress the alarm.

13. You can eat the second half-price cone for a lifetime.

14. I don't feel how hard life is when I meet such a lovely person like you.

15. You are a very lovely person. You really should know someone better. I'm glad I am.

16. Today, I made a very amazing deal. I spent nine dollars to buy someone to go home.

17. It is said that you should not hang yourself from a tree. I want to say that I am very happy.

18. Everyone shows their circle of friends in Weibo. ...

19. Little hands lead the years.

20. At first sight, I was happy for a long time.

Lovely and witty sentences in the circle of friends to commemorate the marriage certificate (2)1. Spend the rest of your life together in the name of love.

22. The flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots.

I don't know what to do, but I am passionate about it.

24. The national distribution has finally arrived.

25. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

26. You know, I've been lonely for a hundred years just to wait for you, and my love songs for thousands of nights are only for you.

27. Blessings that last for a hundred years. How many men are heartbroken? I'm lucky not to kneel on the washboard tonight!

28. May the years be quiet and good, beginning with first sight and ending in old age.

29. The world of mortals keeps you company.

30. after eating the whole family bucket, it is a family. (The picture shows the marriage certificate and the family fight)

3 1. Who is not the one with the little red book?

We all know better than anyone how many roads we have to walk.

33. Before you, I didn't want to get married. I haven't thought about anyone since I met you.

After all the seasons, I still love your spring, summer, autumn and winter.

35.* years (when you were in love)

36. You will live next door to my house in your next life.

I wanted something today, but I married her.

38. I finally got the number plate of love, and the little girls who lined up behind me can disperse.

39. If the perfect score is passed, this certificate is issued as an encouragement.

40. Don't give up a love just because of a little flaw. After all, in love, what is needed is truth, not perfection.