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What are the hypocritical poems of senior satirists?

The hypocritical poems of senior satirists are as follows.

1, the world needs gold to make friends, and gold is not too much.

2. It's hard to paint a tiger's skin but not a bone.

3. Turn your hands into clouds and cover your hands for rain. Don't count them.

4. Although it is not necessarily harmonious to laugh, it is not necessarily embarrassing to cry. When you say it orally, there will be thorns in your stomach.

5, Jiangtou is not a storm evil, it is difficult to go without manpower.

6, the world is cold, human feelings are evil, and rain is easy to send flowers at dusk.

7, human feelings are weak, the world is cold, only icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow.

8, the world is bustling, all for profit; All the soils in the world are beneficial.

9, avoid seats fear literary inquisition, write a book for fanfan.

10, born from the same root, why fry each other.

1 1. Eyes on the ass, only clothes, not people.

12, the merchant girl didn't know the national subjugation and hate, but still sang "backyard flowers" to cross the river.