A satire on fat people

1, it's no use getting so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now? 2. hey! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development?

The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

4, breathing difficulties, sit down and wrap your stomach with a sponge.

5. It's so round, just like football.

6. Look at you and you will know why there is famine in Africa.

7. I thought you knew nothing but being fat.

8. I plan to open a fitness center in the future. Remember to sign up

9. Wow, I haven't seen you fuck my little black boy for days.

10, hey man! Be careful when having sex at night, the one below will not stand it.

1 1. It's good to see people holding watermelons, so I'm glad to see you.

12, no matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

13, fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

14, life is nine times out of ten unsatisfactory, so your overweight level is not satisfactory.

15, where did you buy the bed you slept in? I want to buy one. In the future, when there are more people in the family, it is not bad for four or five people to squeeze a bed.

16, I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

17, Sister Wen, please step aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

18, wow, I came to the botanical garden and saw the super watermelon.

19, how long are you going to gain weight? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can't wear them. You go to the clothing store, and they say there is no size like yours, only size S.

20, I am a lever, you are a ball, give me a fulcrum, I want to send you, you want to go, I am the world's first football player, haha!

Fat man's words

1, let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure? 2, there is a fart, the heart is not good; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!

3. Two Butterflies Family Funny Edition: You told me to lose weight healthily. I made such rapid progress that my eyes turned black. I took a bottle of beer and mixed a glass of wine. You said I was really useless and I was guilty.

4. There is such a person who will accompany you to cry, laugh, lose weight and overeat. She accompanied you through all the beautiful, embarrassing, proud and depressed moments, and now she volunteered to be a green leaf to set off your happiness. Please cherish such a good sister.

5, youth is only once, we can't waste youth! We should have gorgeous youth!

I can turn over in such a short distance.

7. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

8. I always feel that a bed that is too neatly paved will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

9. Look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you appreciate them. If you look down, you are hooligans.

10, no one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

1 1. The child next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him: Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal.

12, a woman in the new era, went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for a mistress, and beat a rogue, but she couldn't get out of the kitchen.

13, I am very happy to see others holding watermelons, so I am also very happy to see you.

14, don't just dream about losing weight and not working hard!

15, I think it's good to make a phone call. Every word said in this way is valuable.

16, because I took one more look at you in the crowd, and then I went blind.

17, pretending to be a grandson all day, not that kind of art of war.

18, order whatever you want. Don't worry, I'm here.

19, no matter how you lose weight, as long as you don't control the rebound, you will be absolutely successful!

20. In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. If you choose the method you believe in and stick to it, it will be effective. It is useless to doubt it from the beginning.

2 1. Beautiful clothes in the mall. Don't you want to wear it?

22, you have to cheer for yourself, to prove to yourself and some stupid X, even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day!

23. Can you believe that I can eat all these before sweating?

24. It's no use being so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now?

25, die thin, and don't give up at 90. Only in this way can we lose weight.

26. My husband didn't come home all night, and my wife was very angry! Husband: Everything I do is for you! Wife: What did you do for me? ! Everything you do is to make me angry! Husband: Yes! I am trying to help you lose weight!

27. If you don't have to make healthy arrangements, persistent efforts will make you thin and hungry. If you lose weight, you will be afraid of failure. We believe there will be many miracles.

28, hey, man! Be careful when having sex at night. The following one will be unbearable.

29. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

30. Where did you buy the bed you slept in? I want to buy one. In the future, it is not bad for a large family, four or five people to squeeze a bed.

3 1, scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

32. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

33, to be thin, you have to pay the price! If you can't go hungry, basically you are hard to be thin, afraid of hardship, and too delicate, so don't start, there is no good way, just endure, don't ask me how to endure, just don't eat!

34. Bathing is a blessing to the ass and a pain to the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass; Listening to you is bad for your head and ass.

35. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory, so your overweight degree is not satisfactory.

36. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

37. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

38. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that a dead mouse can't touch the cold!

39. Talk about hot health in summer, don't worry, don't worry, often eat fruits and vegetables, and pay attention to nutrition and health care. Change the air frequently in the morning and evening and cover the window before going to bed at night. If you want to lose weight, you often walk around the park.

40. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

4 1, I want to prove to others that I can! Where is your ambition?

42. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!

43. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

44. Do you want to be fat all your life? Want to be laughed at all your life? Want to lift your head for life?

45. Again: Being thin means being hungry. If you keep eating, it's hard to lose weight.

46. If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

48, you hold on! Don't even eat! Tender and fat, dare to eat!

Remember, don't let losing weight affect your work and study, because you gain weight for a better life. We should constantly enrich ourselves! We don't want to be good-hearted fat people! We want to be beautiful women with full hearts!

50. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

5 1, give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

52. Fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

53. Happiness is to find someone who makes her desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats her head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

I used to be young and energetic, but now I am young and energetic.

55. I plan to open a fitness center in the future. Remember to sign up

Wife: Honey, what's for dinner tonight? Husband: Noodles! Wife: Noodles again. If I eat noodles again, I will become noodles. Husband: That's great. Losing weight doesn't have to cost money. You can also go dancing.

57. Even nutrition can't survive, and it is the scum of mankind.

58. If you die, you must be thin. If you don't stop the hunger strike, you will lose weight.

59. Modern human beings are miserable, their lives are wasted too much, their consciousness level is backward, they don't pay attention to saving water and electricity, motorcycles and cars can fly, and the environment is flooded. We want to reduce emissions and slow down global warming, and the whole world will join hands to resist it.

60. When I was particularly sleepy, my moral standards didn't wake up. Teachers should be careful.

6 1, breathing difficulties, sit down and wrap your stomach with a sponge.

Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

63. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

64, not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I'll lock this place down.

65. People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

66. I wish I had more time to walk around! Go and see if you can wear some nice clothes! Fat man.

67. If you die, you must be thin. Don't stop until you lose weight to 90. I lost weight and came back.

68. The meaning of being fat is not how much and what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

69. Eating was the happiest when I was a child, but it was the most troublesome when I grew up. When I was a child, my parents wanted to be fat, but when I grew up, I wanted to be thin. It's okay to be fat and thin. Lose weight moderately, so that parents can rest assured. Filial piety is the first of all virtues, and health is the most important!

70. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

7 1, wow, I came to the botanical garden and saw the super watermelon.

72. The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that I don't know that the culprit is you when I stand in front of you.

73. I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how brave and kind, he is just a good fat man.

74. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for weight loss.

75. Sister Wen, you stand aside, blocking my cell phone signal.

76. Who vowed at that time that I wanted to lose weight and must succeed-it was you!

77. How long will you gain weight? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can't wear them. You go to the clothing store, and they say there is no size like yours, only size S.

78. How serious is the economic crisis? The rich began to cut meat and vowed to reduce the expenses of lovers; The rich man is determined to lose weight, and he is only vegetarian for three meals a day; I also began to shrink back and decided to just send you text messages.

79. Exercise slimming doctor: The only way to get rid of your excess fat is to exercise as much as possible. A: Nonsense! My wife keeps talking every day, but her bar has always been two floors.

80. Feifei made up her mind to start losing weight and said to Aju: From today on, I will only eat bananas and pineapples for dinner! Ah Zhu replied faintly: elephants grow up eating these.

8 1, has been suffering for some days, don't let those efforts be in vain!

82. Wow, I haven't seen you fuck my little nigger for days.

83. I am a lever, you are a ball, give me a fulcrum, and you have to go wherever I want to send you. I am the first football player in the world, haha.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

85. If you can't shit on one foot, you are clean!

86. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.

87. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

88. An inclusive woman is talking about me.

89. Hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development?

90. No matter how good he is, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

9 1, I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

92, beginning of winter! Do not lose weight, save some fat for the winter; Stop pretending to be cool and put on more warm clothes; Don't date, go home and sleep with a kettle; Stop smoking, your nose is falling off the screen of your mobile phone. Keep warm!

93. Showing off your wealth is like being complacent. I wanted to show off my gorgeous appearance, but someone saw my ass.

94. In order to save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

95, beautiful, that is a must! However, you have to have a brain. There are many ways to lose weight. I mean, there are others. Choose the one that makes you happiest and most persistent!

96. Whose hometown is said to be timid with puppies barking, whose moon is said to be running when Chang 'e is losing weight, and whose color is said to be unique that others can't see. Dear, thank you for giving me the truest you.

97. Don't date, hide in the house to keep warm; Don't lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't get cold, add clothes to keep warm; Don't be silly, just give me a message. Beginning of winter is here, pay attention to your health!

98. Give someone: Remember to cover the quilt when it is still cold; Give it to someone: eat well and don't lose too much weight; No matter how busy you are at work, you should give people a rest and don't stay up late; Give someone: don't eat cold instant noodles; Give sb:

99, the end of the road must be thin, don't be extremely crazy and unhappy, your hair will be white and the soil will be buried.

Words that inspire fat people

1, I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride!

2. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

Don't you want to wear the beautiful clothes in the shopping mall?

4. Stop eating! Stop eating! Please. Please do it again!

5, the fat man is not jealous of himself, others will be jealous of you.

6, love to eat more, eat less, what can I do, can I die?

7. Don't just dream about how thin you are and don't work hard!

8. If you die, you must be thin until you are 90 years old. Don't stop fat and eliminate beauty.

9, fatty, stop eating! Thin people are laughing at you!

10, prove your ability: you can lose weight, what can't you do?

1 1. Spiritual beauty is more important than external beauty, but isn't it better to have the best of both worlds?

12, the fat man has no future, no matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!

13, you should be thin when you are dead, happy when you are 90, and beautiful when you lose fat.

14, if you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

15, whether others are optimistic or not, as long as you have the courage to come with me.

16, I want to prove to others that I can! Where is your ambition?

17, you are already a fat man who has fallen into the dirt of an air suit!

18, hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

19, we are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It won't hurt to eat less.

20. Don't be afraid of failure as soon as you lose weight. Many miracles we believe will exist.

2 1. How can a person who can't even control his own weight control his own life?

22. Stop eating. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.

24, sister door, fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Slim down before you speak!

25. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?

26. We are obese people with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!

27. Regard obesity as the enemy of losing weight, and endure tears in minutes.

28. No matter how you lose weight, you will be absolutely successful as long as you don't control the rebound!

29, I want to lose weight, brave rose, no food, no water, no way back.

30. I have been in pain for several days. Don't let those efforts go to waste!

3 1, pig fat can also be sold for more money. Can you sell it if you are fat? Fat people are less valuable than pigs.

32. Think of obesity as the enemy of losing weight, and endure tears in minutes.

33. I think I can cut off such a loser. Why not! Yes!

34, impossible! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

35, youth is only once, we can't waste youth! We should have gorgeous youth!

36. Again: Being thin means being hungry. It's hard to lose weight if you keep eating.

37. Who vowed at that time that I would lose weight and must succeed? It is you!

38, the end of the road will be thin, not extremely crazy and unhappy, hair will be white, soil will be buried.

39. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.

If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life!

4 1, you must be thin when you die, and swear not to stop until you reach your goal. Only in this way can we lose weight.

42. Are you full today? Oh, sorry. Never mind, I forgot that you will never get enough to eat.

43. If you die, you must be thin. Don't give up until 90 points. Only in this way can we lose weight.

44. Without a healthy arrangement, you will become slim and endure hunger by persistent efforts.

45. Do you want to be fat all your life? Want to be laughed at all your life? Want to lift your head for life?

46. Think about beautiful clothes. What size do you wear? There is no shame in losing them. Be sure to cut them down!

47. Just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

48. A fat man is a kind-hearted fat man even if his mind is beautiful. That shameful title will never be removed.

49, other women can lose weight, why can't you! Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

50. Seeing others lose 65,438+00 Jin, 20 Jin, I am envious to death. How did they get through it? Do you know that?/You know what?

5 1, do you often become like this from self-abuse? Do you need to do it next time?

52. I don't eat because I'm afraid that MC will come and the nutrition will be unbalanced, fatty.

53. Eat like a pig and be as fat as shit. It's really stupid, only meat is left.

I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.

55. I will make friends with you in my next life, because after standing with you, countless people have praised me for being thin.

56. In fact, I have always regarded you as my textbook. I keep telling myself that I must not be so fat!

57. The key is to persist and have confidence that others can do it. You will definitely do better! Have your own wisdom.

58. In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.

59, 50 years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: grandma's waist was just held like this at the beginning.

60, you don't focus on it, find something to do, don't always think about whether you will not lose the same year, the mentality is important.

6 1, take a walk if you have time! Go and see if you can wear some nice clothes! Fat man!

62. Dieting is the only effective way. Losing weight means being hungry, and the exercise effect is minimal. If you don't take medicine, you won't take medicine if you are fat.

63. The key to losing weight is hunger. Exercise is the most useless, and at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it is impossible.

64. Big S is a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

65. Go to some fashion shops to look in the mirror when you are free, and then try on some nice clothes when you are free!

66. I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves.

67. You can't wear beautiful clothes if you are in poor shape. Who else will go to see the beautiful soul these days? Because he is fat, he is often laughed at.

68. In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choosing the method you believe in and sticking to it will definitely have an effect. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.

70. Jolin Tsai, people worked so hard, they were still in college, and they didn't eat anything. People are human, so we shouldn't feel sorry for ourselves.

7 1, beautiful women despise us fat people, and we deserve it. Who told others to have perseverance? If others can keep their mouths shut, they have the right to laugh. We don't want to be laughed at, just stick to it.

Fat man's self-deprecating words

1, the longer I grow, the happier I am. 2, I am not fat, it is swelling caused by allergies to life!

3. Students invited to jump rope between the corridors, and their stomachs were too protruding. When you jump up, your stomach hits your knees, and when you land, your stomach hits your face again.

I just lost weight.

When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing is: Where did you buy this dress and it fits you so well?

6, according to the principle of thermal expansion and contraction, I call this hot!

7. I'm just pretending to be fat.

8. This person, like me, was so fat that he sat on the ground and played a few times before stopping. The point is that he hasn't felt the pain yet.

9. My pants have lost weight again.

10, light weight, fat accumulation in the buttocks. On that day, two cousins fought. Just as I bent down to give Anfu's big cousin a chair, my little cousin attacked me and kicked my ass. As a result, they bounced back to their seats Suddenly, they all laughed their noses and tears.

1 1. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.