Laugh your belly out. Classic joke

First, whoever bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles. ...

Second, I have a 3-year-old daughter. At 9 o'clock in the evening, the child was already asleep, and the daughter-in-law sat on the bed with a mask. I am playing a game. When the daughter woke up, the daughter-in-law bowed her head to coax her. Suddenly, my daughter let out a cry, slapped her daughter-in-law, and cried, Dad, there is a ghost. ...

Third, I am pregnant. Once I played with my husband, I pushed him under my stomach. Then the goods said anxiously, "Have you ever seen a hen fight with an egg?" Me: ........

Fourth, the current playboy is because the original heart is more than anyone else.

Five, the old god gave you a pair of wings, you should be braised …

Wife: My husband takes money, and I want to go shopping with Xiaoli. Me: How about 20? Wife: OK. I took out my wallet, took out 20, and silently handed it to my wife. ...

Seven, I angered my girlfriend again. It is no use apologizing. She turned around angrily at home: "Hum! I'm going to buy expensive ones! " As soon as I heard it, it turned around! Spend money to eliminate disasters! Immediately said: "Good! I will accompany you to buy it. " Then we went to the commodity market and bought a washboard. ...

Eighty-three points are destiny takes a hand, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.

Nine, good friends don't need too many, two are enough, one is willing to lend you money, and when he asks you for a debt, the other is willing to kill him ~

Ten, hey! Don't tell me, this house with hundreds of millions of investments is really comfortable to live in! Let's forget about furniture and appliances, just talk about this style! Is it comparable to the things in Xiao Lou's apartment? ! Forget it, my buddy is going to rob my bed. This smelly boy sleeps in my bed. How can I beg for food tomorrow? By the way, it feels good to step on the floor of this donated house.

Today, the company has a new employee. At lunch, I said to the tour leader: There is a new frustration today. There is only one word wrong with your name! Let him treat us to dinner after work today! The team leader said with a black face: Get out! That's my cousin!

I always felt a stomachache in recent days, so I went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor asked me, "Do you usually smoke?" I said, "Smoke." The doctor said, "Give me one quickly, I'm addicted to smoking."

Thirteen, my advantages are: I am very handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

Fourteen, my daughter-in-law had a stuffy nose after taking a shower, and I made her a cup of cold granules. She looked at me tenderly and asked, "Honey, do you think I look like Fan Bingbing?" I paused and handed her the cup: "Baby, it's time for you to take medicine!" " "

Fifteen, a female classmate who seldom contacted, suddenly asked me to borrow two thousand yuan on qq yesterday. Decisively think that is a liar, miss Doby, and readily promised her. Then five minutes later, the phone rang, asked me where I was, and asked me for money. Wait, wait, it's not what you think. Let's talk! !

Sixteen, my friend's daughter-in-law spent 20 minutes in the toilet, and we were all waiting for her. I said why it's so slow, what's going on? My friend said, Wait a minute. Then she turned off the wireless router and her daughter-in-law came out in 2 minutes. ...

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Why are you crying, keitel? Is it because your ass is too hot?

19. Ask a goddess today: Do you know what XO means? Answer: The name of foreign wine ... I then asked: What about XXOO? Goddess shyly said hate, the relationship between men and women things here ... I was so excited, said, are you out of your mind ... XOO just two bottles of XO. . . .

Twenty, heartless, can live to a hundred years old, have a clear conscience, not tired.

Twenty-one, I am most afraid of three things in my life, the first is fear of death, the second is fear of illness, and the third is fear of dying if I get sick.

Twenty-two, I found a new job, and I am very happy to send it in my circle of friends: I found a new job today, come on! Then a friend replied to me early the next morning: pay attention to safety at the gas station!

Twenty-three, I often wake up from my dreams, because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

Twenty-four, a pony is crossing the river. The old buffalo saw it and said to him, "Don't be afraid, the water is very shallow, only up to my knees." The little squirrel immediately ran over and shouted, "Don't trust him! The water was deep and my friend drowned. " Pony didn't know who to listen to, and his mother next to him told him, "Son, don't pay attention to those two psychopaths, let's take the bridge."

Twenty-five, think of a thousand roads at night, get up in the morning and take the original road.

Twenty-six, I think it is good to make a phone call, and what I said is valuable.

27. The groom is anxiously waiting for the bride in the auditorium. After a while, the girl in the wedding dress finally arrived in a hurry. The groom looked stunned: "Who are you? Where is my bride? " The girl said apologetically, "She drank too much. I got married on her behalf."

Twenty-eight, yesterday I revisited the Dragon Eight Branches. If you ask who is the best, you will say Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu and sweeping monk. I think it's a paragraph. He played with five women, and five women still loved him for life. He is an absolute idol!

Twenty-nine, the conscription work is over, and he sends his troops today. One by one hugged and cried, and the scene burst into tears. A young man said to his father with tears in his eyes, "Dad, you should take care of yourself and don't worry about me. Also, I asked my neighbor who borrowed 2000 yuan the other day. Remember to help me return it. " His father paused and swore: Fuck you, get out of here and pay it back when you come back.

Thirty, I was only twenty, and my parents began to worry. Dad advocated free love and said, "blind date was an arranged marriage in the last century!" " "Mother choked at a word:" Free love, do you think your daughter will be wanted? "

3 1. I still remember coughing and went to see a doctor. The doctor told me to smoke less every day. In this way, I learned to smoke

Laugh at your stomach, jokes, jokes

1. My male god told me before that he likes girls who laugh because girls who laugh look beautiful. Since then, I have enjoyed laughing in front of him. He talked about his girlfriend a while ago. Not me, of course. His girlfriend is the one who has a heavy face and seldom laughs. I specifically asked the male god. Didn't you say that girls who like to laugh are more beautiful when they laugh? At this time, the male god replied to me: Don't you think she smiles beautifully?

I saw two five-year-old children playing chess at the door. I looked at it and said, "This little boy may also play chess. The little girl is just walking around. How can I get there? " My neighbor gave me a look and sighed, "I know what people learn at the age of five, but you don't understand it at the age of twenty-five." Do you know why you are single? "

3. Walking today, I was spat by a child! I'm not angry. I gave the child a candy and said, "You threw up very well. I will reward you with a candy. I will vomit when I see people in the future and give you sugar! " I can't believe nobody cares about you!

4. Just now, I was discussing Wang Quanan's whoring with my girlfriend. I said, "In this world, good women are always treated as dogs." The girlfriend asked, "Am I a good woman?" I'm speechless. ...

My aunt and sister began to ask me from time to time why I didn't bring my girlfriend back and when I got married. I am forced to do nothing, I am still young, I still want to play, I am too busy at work, I have not bought a house in Beijing, I am too poor, and I will say that I am gay! They replied with one voice: impossible! Didn't you say that gays are handsome?

6. The old couple watched TV and suddenly broadcast the beauty contest live. When the old man saw it, he blushed and turned into the house. The old lady smiled: the old man is quite feudal. After a while, the old man came back and sat up straight with a pair of reading glasses on his face. ...

Seven, just now suddenly found that my dog Xiaohei is a dog. I was just about to sit down and eat the hamburger bought by McDonald's. Blackie suddenly shouted at the window, as if a stranger had entered the yard. I went out to look around, but I didn't see anyone. When I came back, I found that Blackie and Hamburg were gone. .....

Eight, the university chased a girl and confessed several times, with no result. Later, the girl texted me to go to the park on weekends, and I was so excited that I couldn't sleep well at night. Invited to the Yellow River Park on weekends. After walking for a while, the girl said, "I've always wanted to say something to you ..." I was so excited that I said, "Go ahead, I'm listening." Then she told me, "I have seen the Yellow River, too. Did you give up this time? " ! ! "

I once played badminton with some friends, and one of them played doubles with me. The atmosphere is very pleasant and ambiguous. When the ball was scattered, MM said, "Give me your phone." I was dumbfounded and said, "I only have this mobile phone and I still need it." Then, no then. ...

X. Recently, the iphone6 is very popular, and friends around me always complain that their girlfriends want an iphone 6. Personally, I think it's just a mobile phone. Give it to your girlfriend. Why? Isn't it just a few thousand dollars? Is it necessary to make such a fuss? Send it to your girlfriend if she likes it. I don't have a girlfriend anyway.

Today, my friend drove me home. After getting on the bus, I habitually lit a cigarette. My friend pinched off my cigarette and said, "Don't smoke in the car, it will smell like smoke." I slapped it down, and the battery car smelled like your sister's smoke!

12. When I got home at night, my husband didn't insert the key into the lock hole for a long time. The daughter-in-law said angrily, "If it is a woman who opens the door, you must be anxious."

Thirteen, I was so thirsty at noon that I went to the grocery store and bought a bottle of iced black tea. Half drunk and found it was fake. I already drank it, and I didn't say anything. Look at the bottle cap and have another bottle. Tell the boss at once that he won the lottery and send another bottle. The boss said quietly, look carefully. Let me see, fuck, buy another bottle. . .

Fourteen, I heard that a Japanese student from China shared porn copied from China in the dormitory. As a result, a Japanese student looked at it and said, "Ah! This is this, this is my mother! " Then I was relieved by other Japanese students calmly holding my shoulders, and sat down and insisted on watching the movie.

Fifteen, in class, Xiao Ming and Xiao Gang passed a note, and the teacher found it. The teacher was very angry and said, "Why pass the note! ! ! "Then, the teacher opened the note and read only one sentence: The teacher is so beautiful. After reading it, the teacher said shyly, "Pass it on ..."

16. Aunt Li, a retired worker, took the bus and someone gave up her seat when she got on the bus. She sat down, stood up again and offered her seat to a child. Someone offered her seat at once, and the aunt did not hesitate to let an older man sit down. Everyone cast their eyes and offered their seats in succession. Aunt said it was not easy for office workers, so she put two tired young people, a man and a woman, in their seats and finally settled down. In this way, Aunt Li's family of five found seats.

Seventeen, a man said: Mom, it's really bad luck recently. My girlfriend broke up and bought an inflatable doll. Shen, an ex-girlfriend, replied: Is your thing still broken? It's pierced!

Eighteen, an uncle went to town and saw that young girls in the street were all dressed sexy, so he went back to facilitate his wife to brag. My wife was furious after hearing this. You don't think about me at all. Grandpa said, "Why not? I spit when I think about you, and I was fined five dollars. "

Nineteen, pregnant, once playing with my husband, I pushed him under my stomach, and then the goods said in a hurry: "Have you ever seen a hen fight with an egg?" Me: ........

Twenty, one night my girlfriend and I went out for a midnight snack, and when I came home, I met four hooligans to rob me. I quit without saying anything 10 meter, but my girlfriend didn't move. The rogue said to me, "Yo, drink, meet a timid guy." I said, "Do you want me to beat you up?" My girlfriend has a black belt! ) At that time, I took out my mobile phone to take pictures! This is why I am obedient to my girlfriend!

Twenty-one, after I booked dinner in the evening, I waited anxiously in the dormitory. After a while, someone knocked at the dormitory door. I was a little hungry and stupid. I shouted, "Rice, is that you?" I only heard a long voice from outside, "Well, it's me …" Dear deliveryman, do you want to be so cute!

Twenty-two, mentality is very important. Negative people only screw things up. Once he has a positive attitude, he can happily screw things up.

Twenty-three, it is said that smog and dust blow to Taiwan Province Province. Many old people took to the streets, spread out their hands, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, burst into tears, took a deep breath and said excitedly, 60 years, 60 years, and finally smelled the soil in their hometown.

24. While waiting for the bus today, I suddenly heard a child shouting, "Mom, I want to eat that!" " "Woman:" That's shit! It's not delicious "Child:" Then I'll eat shit! "I'll go! Where can a child be so talkative and wander around curiously, huh? Why is that bitch staring at the ice cream in my hand?

Twenty-five, I went shopping in the community supermarket late last night, probably because in the middle of the night, several people in the front row were holding Durex, and I was the only one holding the roll paper. The cashier even sighed at the fucking checkout! Sigh your MB!

26. This is the reality. If you don't work hard, you will be eliminated by society, but if you work hard, you will never give up easily, and you will be eliminated by society in a few years.

27. Background: A friend drives an ambulance in the hospital and habitually runs a red light at work. I took a day off yesterday, and I beat my chest at work today. I said, I ran six red lights yesterday and found out that I was driving my own car in MLGB, not an ambulance!

A joke that breaks your heart.

Once my father took me to ride a bike. I'm bored in the back seat. I wonder if dad is ticklish at the thought of growing so big. . . I put my hand under his armpit and scratched it a few times. . Then. . . . Tragically, the bike directly hit the tree next to it, and my father and I fell apart. ...

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Two farm children were chatting, and one suddenly asked, "Does your cow smoke?" "Are you crazy? How can cows smoke? " "Oh, then, maybe your cowshed is on fire."

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The day after the earthquake, I had a voice chat with a netizen in Chengdu, and the chat was very high. Excited, I use QQ's window jitter function to express my feelings. There was a crash across the street, and then nothing happened. I "fed" for a long time, and the other party gasped and said, don't shake, brother. I thought there was another earthquake and I ran away in vain. My family lives on the ninth floor. ...

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Final exam of law department: "What's the difference between' law' and' law' in the word law?" The anonymous student replied, "Of course not. My mother will be very happy if I tell her that my boyfriend is a lawyer. " If I say my boyfriend is a mage, she will definitely kill me. "

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The wife called her husband, who was a programmer, and said, "Buy a catty of steamed buns and bring them back after work. When you see a watermelon seller, buy one. " That night, the programmer's husband came into the house with a steamed bun in his hand ... The wife said angrily, "Why did you buy steamed buns?" ! "The husband replied," Because I saw the watermelon seller. "

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I am a female, 23 years old. Recently, because of a little trouble, I have been feeling chest tightness and poor breathing, and I feel nothing else.

My mother was worried, so she took me to see a doctor. The doctor said there was nothing wrong. My mother was very worried and dragged me to see Chinese medicine.

The doctor is an old man. After listening to the question, he asked me, "Do you have obvious chest tightness during the day and feel nothing at night?"

In retrospect, I thought it was true, so I answered "Yes".

My mother quickly asked, "What happened to my child?"

The Chinese doctor dialed his glasses, looked up at me and said, "The bra is small!" " "

I'll go! Everyone in the room is laughing, and my sister is a mess!

In other words, I went home and changed my bra, put on my vest, and really breathed freely.

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In elementary school, I lied for the first time.

Once the school asked for money, my mother gave it to 100, but it was confiscated in the class that day. After school, I saw that there were snacks on the roadside, so I couldn't help but buy three yuan to eat.

After returning home, my mother asked, "Did you pay the money?"

"Confiscated today."

Mom: "Oh, what about the money?"

Take out the money: "Here you are!"

Mom: "How come there are 97 left?"

Bow your head: "Oh, I accidentally lost three dollars when I came back."

Mom smiled: ... the sound of palm touching face ...

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I have a classmate in junior high school. His brother studies in * * College. When northerners come to the south, colds are inevitable in different seasons. Over time, he will get used to it. Late one summer night, he felt his nose running between dreams and waking. Because he slept soundly, he was too lazy to get out of bed to get the paper, so he wiped it with his hand, then wiped it on the quilt on the wall and fell asleep slowly.

The next morning he "ah!" I woke up with a scream, and before I knew what was going on, I was shaken at sixes and sevens, "xx! ! xx！ ! Wake up! ! Wake up! ! ",he sat up in a daze, cheated, thinking how did this happen? !

The truth of the matter is: in fact, he didn't have a runny nose, but he got angry and had a nosebleed in summer.

So when his classmate went to the toilet in a daze in the morning, he looked up and saw such a scene: the bed, sheets and mosquito nets opposite him were covered with blood, a large piece of bright red, and there was a bloody handprint on the wall, while his classmate was lying motionless on the bed with blood on his face and neck.

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I just want to say two things about the tragedy that the giant panda killed the blue peacock in Wuhan Zoo. One: Panda is not a cat! It's a bear! Two: Any brightly colored creature should avoid staying in front of pandas for too long. You don't understand the sadness of black and white.

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I still remember when I was in middle school, there was a cold virus epidemic in the school. Because it is boarding, the infection rate is extremely fast. In a few days, more than 50 people had a fever, so the school quickly vacated the gym and all the patients moved in. There is a boy in my class who is envious because he has a fever and doesn't have to attend class. So one morning he ran to the infirmary to take his temperature, quietly took a sip of warm water in his mouth and took out a thermometer, which was 39.5 degrees. As a result, he lived in the isolation area of the gymnasium as he wished. Unexpectedly, the afternoon he entered, the school worried that he could not control his illness and announced that the whole school would have a five-day holiday. So when I passed the gym with my suitcase, I saw that guy standing in front of the iron window and looking at us with a sad face. . . . . .

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Today, two groups of people were fighting in the restaurant, and other irrelevant people ran away, except that I didn't leave my seat and looked at them with a smile. I think it's cool.

Suddenly someone pointed at me and said, hit their boss! I was just about to say I wasn't, when a wine bottle opened my head. Then someone came and lied to me. The other group didn't even help when they saw someone they didn't know.

When I was about to be killed, the police came and dragged me back for trial as the principal offender. I just got picked up by my parents. I have now realized a profound truth, that is, if you don't have the strength, don't * *!

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My daughter is almost three years old, and she always clamors for me to tell stories before going to bed at night.

I told her the story of Joy and Big Big Wolf, because I have seen this animation.

So my daughter said to me, "Dad, you are the wolf and I am Kotaro, okay?"

I said, "Good!" As soon as the words stopped, my daughter gave me a big slap in the face!

My daughter yelled at me, "Don't catch sheep for me!"

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One morning, my colleagues and I were smoking while waiting for the bus. A beautiful MM was waiting for the bus while drinking soybean milk. Colleagues joked, Brother, where's your car? I said: I sent it to be repaired; The beautiful MM next to me gave me a serious look, and my colleague continued: What's the matter? I went on to edit and said, Isn't this the day? Please come out after dinner to catch up with a big rush. MM continue to listen carefully. Colleagues continue to pretend: Oh, how much is it? Otherwise, I will find someone for you in the 4S shop. I know some friends. I said: Oh, no, a pedal can be worth several dollars! ! MM soybean milk sprayed all over the floor. ..

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The accommodation department raided the dormitory to see if there were any illegal appliances. Poor two of my friends were scared out of their wits. One of them quickly put away the electric stove and hid in the mosquito net, while the other got in with the hot milk cooked on the stove. ...

The inspector pushed the door in, turned on the light and saw no one. He was about to leave. Suddenly, a brother in the mosquito net was scalded by the milk cup, which knocked it over at once and let out a terrible scream. ...

Surprised, the boarding teacher pulled open the mosquito net and took a closer look: two boys were huddled together in rags, and the sheets were white. ...............

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The announcement in the taxi said, "Hello, I'm Christine, Christine!" " . Driver master: "MD, you can stutter on the radio now!" " "

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MM took the bus and wore tight denim shorts. The thief approached her slowly behind her. Finally, I saw the wretched man on the bus. No, the thief approached the baby's pp with his hand and took out the fart pocket's mobile phone. MM suddenly turned around and shouted, "Plug it back for me, I'm so tight. You think I don't know if I pull it out! " It's hard for everyone to hold back …

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Today, I was teased by my five-year-old child:

She clenched her hands and said to me, Brother, guess how many pistachios I have in my hand. If you guess correctly, I will give you two. I smiled contemptuously at her and said, two. After listening, she let go of her hands and shouted: Wrong, it's one! My mind is full of cows!

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Next semester, boys will move to an apartment outside. We should put our things in the dormitory first, and then take them when school starts. I left some valuables with my girlfriend and packed two bags. My girlfriend lives on the fourth floor. When she took the first bag, I walked around bored. The housekeeper said kindly, "Go up and let others take it." I said, "That's not good." Menstruation said, "Just don't stay there too long." So I went up obediently. On the fourth floor, my girlfriend was coming out of the dormitory. She saw me nervously dragging me into the dormitory and said, "Why did you come in?"? Many people wash in the water room without wearing clothes. " I said, "No way ... look at the corridor and see if there is anyone. If not, I will rush out ... ". As soon as I opened the door, two fruit girls came in and screamed when they saw me. At the same time, their girlfriends said, "Turn around and let them get dressed …". Just after that, a group of fruit girls clamored to come in. "What's your name? Something! " The result was another shrill cry ... Then I covered my eyes and ran out. When passing by the boarding house, my aunt smiled kindly. "Don't wear clothes every day, give them some color to see see, huh!" "

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A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " "I saw a voice falling from the sky at the first light:" Not necessarily, you can pick up a big stone on the ground and smash the leader to death. " So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, just killing him.

All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other. At this moment, another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead.

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Li Yuanfang: Your Honor, a headless man's body was found in the backyard. Di Renjie: As far as I know, this man is dead! Li Yuanfang: Your Excellency knew this man was dead before he arrived at the scene. Your Excellency is really a saint!

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I don't know what I did in kindergarten when I was a child, which annoyed a little girl. She pointed at my nose angrily and said, I will never stop talking to you!

It was eighteen years before I realized that what she said was true.

Get married next month, you know.

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When I was in the third year of high school, I went downstairs one day after studying, thinking that the person in front was my roommate. I snuck up and kicked his ass and shouted, you came to study by yourself? ! The man rubbed his ass and looked back at me piteously, trembling and saying, hmm. After staring at each other for a few seconds, I hesitated how to apologize. The man replied, big brother, I'm a freshman, and I won't dare to do it again …

Humorous jokes hurt the stomach.

First, if you don't take the test of Beiyou, you will take the test-puppy love comes first!

Second, the ambiguity is that I asked you for money, but you didn't say it, nor did you say it, only that my husband was not at home. ...

Third, why didn't I die? That's because I'm waiting to die! Why did I kill and set fire? That's because I want to die!

Part I: How worried is China Olympic Men's Team? Part two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Horizontal criticism: no one will shoot.

Fifth, set up a stall ... make money ... Japanese wife ... have children ... and then set up a stall!

Say, do you want to die or not?

7. What is more troublesome than meeting a bitch is ... meeting two bitches at the same time.

Eight, love is made!

Nine, even if I am a piece of shit, I am also a piece of thoughtful shit!

Ten, it is the son who can't control it, and the daughter who can't stand it.

Eleven, in the shower, do not disturb, peep, please buy a ticket, 40 individuals, 20 groups!

Twelve, I always wander between cow A and cow C.

Thirteen, how many cabbages will sleep with me?

The foreign girl who doesn't study in our school doesn't know that she is a bird-no wonder Zhao Chuan is so sad when she sings this song …

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure …

16. Don't think that just because a girl is beautiful can make me tempted, at least she is stupid enough!

Seventeen, some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.

Eighteen, Tang Yan meat can live forever, Tang Yan shit don't know if there is the same effect?

You can live like a pig, but don't be happy like a pig.

Twenty, strongly protest against TV dramas being broadcast during advertising time!

Twenty-one, the present dream is not used to realize, because it is nothing to put the dream in front of reality.

Twenty-two, classic to the point of death.

Twenty-three, someone always said in front of me: live first, then live. But I found that when you are busy with life, life is gone.

When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch it in my pocket to see if I have any money!

Twenty-five, the peacock tried to open the screen, but it showed its ass!

Twenty-six, loneliness is that someone is talking and no one is listening; You have nothing to say when someone is listening!

I finally found the road to success, but the intersection is under construction.

Twenty-eight, foreign officials bump into people and conceal their identity, otherwise it is a scandal; Domestic officials must be confident in beating people and take out their certificates to scare you to death!

Twenty-nine, how I want to grow old with you accidentally.

Thirty years old, and soon I will have the worst grades with the schoolmasters. I still feel a little shy. ∩_∩

Thirty-one, life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!

Thirty-two, not for coquettish, but for touching the world with lewdness.

There is no trace of birds in the sky, but I have flown!

Thirty-four, don't eat meat!

Thirty-five, my hands are willing to be rough for women.

Thirty-six, some people are born in the car, others are pregnant in the subway, Beijing is really a vibrant city …

Thirty-seven, rich house, that is called humble abode; Rich people are depressed, which is called melancholy.

I really want to tell you not to smile at me with a fake Mona Lisa, because my stomach can't stand it.

39. Choosing a name is really important. That day, I saw a person with a unique name, called "Silver Sword"; Unfortunately, his surname is "Fan".

Forty, the heart is like a snake and scorpion. To match your human face and animal heart. Why not?

4 1. I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in Jianghu.