What is the dialect joke of Tianjin dialect?

1. A big brother in Tianjin learned English. On the first day, he remembered how much he could say when asking the price. I bought food in the market the next day, thinking about showing off, I asked: Is it delicious? The vegetable seller is stupefied! I thought it was wrong, so I asked: Is it delicious? After thinking about it, no, ask: Is it delicious?

2. Train Funeral (2) A woman and a wife are sitting together. The silly woman wanted to fart, but she couldn't hold back (four tones) and pretended to clean the window with her hands. Sun (four tones) rubbed her coarse voice (softly) and let off a few farts. Fourth, the wife sitting next to her said, "The sound is OK, but what about the smell?"

3. In the morning, I caught the bus test (1 sound) and arrived at Zantai for the fourth time (sound 2). The bus test (1 sound) has been drilled (1 sound). The son shouted at the back: "Master, wait for me! Sifu, wait for me! " The company broke up (twice) (three times equally stupid) and stuck its head out of the window (once) and shouted from my side (four times): "Wukong, you'd better fight (four times)."

The characteristics of Tianjin dialect are mainly reflected in pronunciation.

(1) Some initials zh, ch and sh in Putonghua are pronounced as Z, C and S with flat initials in Tianjin dialect, such as Zhan in Zhan, and Zhao in Zan's Recruiting Soldiers is pronounced as jujube in Tianjin dialect; Use Tianjin dialect; "Zen", but Tianjin dialect is pronounced as monk Zen.

"Shangche" is pronounced as Sangce; Use Tianjin dialect; The word "Shi" of "Yin" is pronounced as "Si" in Tianjin dialect; The "mountain" of "mountain range" is pronounced as mountain in Tianjin dialect and so on. This is what people usually say-Tianjin dialect has many "teeth sounds".

(2) Mandarin has an initial r, which is generally pronounced as zero in Tianjin dialect. The consonant r is replaced by vowel ο, such as "Ren", "Hot", "Rou" and "Run", but Tianjin dialect is pronounced as in, ie, you and yun respectively. Another example is "Yong, Yong, Yong", which is pronounced as Yong and Rong in Mandarin; In Tianjin dialect. The words "let, let, let, let" are pronounced in Mandarin, but Yang is pronounced in Tianjin dialect.

(3) In addition, Tianjin dialect is used to add the initial n before the opening syllable of A O E, such as reading "An" as nan, "Guo" as ne, "Boiling" as nao, "Guai" as nai, "Ou" as seagull and so on.

(4) Word-eating phenomenon (common in middle-aged and elderly people): In Tianjin dialect, three words are often read together with the first two words, resulting in word-eating phenomenon. For example, "police station" is "school" and "persuasion field" is "persuasion field".