What to say on Singles’ Day?

1. Singles' Day is here, and excellent people are generally single. Don't ask me why, excellent people are willful.

2． Singles' Day is here, I'm single, and I'm not alone.

3. Singles' Day is here, let's play a game. Send me a box of snacks on Double 11, and I'll guess who sent it.

4． The current Double Eleven is a triple blow to singles: forget about being single and forget about having no money. The festival that was clearly tailor-made for you has turned into a shopping festival for couples.

5. What I hate the most is people asking me if I am still alone on Singles Day. Nonsense, will I turn into a dog?

6． The last three days have been interesting: 119 on November 9th; 110 on November 10th; and Double 11 on November 11th. This tells us: Fire prevention, theft prevention, and prodigal mothers! So, singles without wives, have fun secretly!

7. Being single is hard, being single is hard, this year is already the 25th, and there is no one to repair the torn clothes; being single is happy, being single is happy, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry.

8． It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being sentimental.

9. I am a bachelor, I am shameful, I am a waste of paper for the country.

10. The holiday that singles least want to celebrate is Singles’ Day, and the text message that singles least want to receive on Singles’ Day is: Happy Singles’ Day! Sadly you already received it, Happy Singles Day!

10. Single people celebrate any holiday like Singles' Day.