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Tik Tok's funny imitation

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

2. the so-called holiday, the family is too tired, have no money to go out, and are particularly idle every day.

3. Unhappy things in life

Youshi

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Nine, one left.

Second, it is particularly unsatisfactory.

4. The so-called sleeping goods are available.

Summarize eight words: spring sleepy, summer tired, autumn nap, hibernation.

You ate every piece of fat with your own mouth. Come on, what do you have to complain about?

6. In the new era, women have some halls, some climb walls, and some make small noises.

Third, I beat the hooligan, but I couldn't get out of the kitchen.

7. The most painful thing in the world is that the teacher is still holding his urine in class and delaying class.

I don't know who can only turn what I eat into shit, and who is qualified to say that a person can turn what I eat into meat.

Nine. Suddenly understand what is "something important to say"

"Three times" roughly means: Weibo said it once, Space said it once, and friends circle said it once.

10. In fact, the real rich are very low-key and invisible in appearance. Take me for example. Although I often ride a broken bike to the streets, who would know that there is an electric car at home?

1 1. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I could only love one person in my life. Now that traffic and information are so developed, I thought I could love more, but I didn't expect it to be worse than before.

Thirteen. Do you know why the spare tire is round? Because it is convenient to roll up.

14. If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, get used to it after being cheated several times.

15. Lying in bed and being braised. Adding a mat is teppanyaki. It is steaming after getting up. It's a barbecue when you go out. When you went to the swimming pool, you were boiled in the water. When you came back, you were born. You have to go back to the pot when you get home!

16. Li Bai, your wine got my Tang poetry.

300 songs.

17. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into my favorite mud.

18. You are really beautiful, tall, and sunny when you giggle, forcing me to write this Tibetan poem.

Nineteen. spring breeze

Ten miles, I can't blow you.

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10. Acne bubbles because it is so cute.

Twenty one. Show loving people changed batch after batch, only me, resolutely single.

22. Sorry about your mobile phone. I crush you every day!

23. You'd better show your love at noon. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution.

When we were young, we all made mistakes and always put them away.

Girls in their twenties are called aunts and boys are called uncles, so now they all deserve it. They will pay it back sooner or later!