How to send a humorous sentence to the owner in the circle of friends when you find the money?

I found a large sum of money today, and almost wanted to make a fortune myself, but I still wanted to honestly return it to the owner. I don't want to be chased and beaten by the god of wealth.

Return the money to the owner and send it to a circle of friends. A humorous sentence can be: "I found a lot of money today and almost wanted to make a fortune myself, but I still want to honestly return it to the owner." I don't want to be chased by the god of wealth! " "Picking up money is like picking up a bomb. Although my heart was pounding, I still returned it to the owner without hesitation. After all, I am a good man who loves life! " "Picking up money is like picking up a hot potato. Although my heart itches, I still return it to the owner without hesitation, otherwise I will be bitten by a conscience dog! "