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If you don’t have a partner, I will love you!
1. Putting a photo of your wife in your wallet is to remind yourself how the money in your wallet is gone.
4. I really want to know what you should do if there is an earthquake suddenly while you are taking a shower. .
5. It is said that those who study accounting and those who study medicine are a perfect match, one makes money and the other kills.
6. Beheading is nothing. The scar on my head can’t be bigger than a bowl. I will be a zombie again in 18 years.
7. I don’t care about the broken pixels of your broken camera. I'm not happy to say that the things I photographed are all mosaic-free.
8. I have neither looks nor money. Is it shameful to go to the Transfiguration Program?
9. People are always dissatisfied. They like this and always touch that.
10. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I had a cold and asked him to come back and bring me a box of White and Black, and he brought me a pack of Oreos.
11. Do you still remember me? The person who once loved you deeply/shuoshuo/
12. People who leave me, please continue to move forward and don’t look back.
13. Two pieces of toothpaste and no one can win, and a bunch of fools will go to heaven.
14. If you don’t have a partner, I will love you!
15. Question: Who should be saved first between his ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend if they fall into the water? Answer: Just take your hands out of the water.
16. My heart is not a bus. It is not a place where you can sit down whenever there is space.
17. The school is a prison, and I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years.
18. Give it a smack, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, hay, the Japanese devils come to your house, pick your dad's big feet, pick up a stick and beat your mom!
19. I am not a straw boat. Don’t send your insults to me.
20. A woman’s small breasts are not called flat chests, they are called gorgeous parallel lines. Do you understand?
21. If being handsome can be eaten, then my handsomeness can feed 1.3 billion people.
22. I don’t want to take the exam (crazy)
23. The rich are all uncles! But it’s even worse if you don’t pay back the money you owe!
24. Nowadays, all cats and dogs dare to call themselves teachers, right, Teacher
26. When people’s hearts become the market, when the market becomes the battlefield, how many ideals are buried on the battlefield.
27. Don’t live in your own world, otherwise you will lose a lot
28. I like Naruto better, because if he dies, he will die.
31. I just saw such a status and burst out laughing. . .
32. If you scold me, it means you don’t understand me. When you understand me, you may kill me!
33. A man wants to divorce his wife after he makes money, but his wife wants to divorce him when he cannot make money.
34. If you meet a robber in the middle of the night and he says he won’t let you go unless he sings, what will you sing? A hero song.
35. I don’t like your extraneous expressions like sympathy or pity. It’s not the love I want to see.
36. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; When I get older, the mirror becomes even.
37. I lowered my head, not because I was admitting defeat, but because I was looking for money.
38. Someone cares about you, someone protects you, someone cares about you, someone wants you to be happy, someone misses you all night long, she is the one who loves you the most.
39. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, otherwise, I would have thrown you out long ago. The sound of Wuye leaves sounds of autumn, and the sound of banana leaves brings sadness.
The autumn wind rustles, leaves are scattered, and desolation spreads everywhere. My heart is about to feel sad, and I suddenly find that autumn is a sad season.
The sound of Wuye leaves and the sound of autumn, the sound of bananas and the sound of sadness, the third watch returns to the dream after the third watch.
The cool autumn wind blows the flowers, plants and trees, as if a tender mother is gently humming a lullaby to send her children into a sweet dreamland.
The pain is so long-lasting, moving patiently like a snail; the joy is so short-lived, like a rabbit's tail sweeping across the autumn fields.
Because of the arrival of autumn, a kind of sadness fills the heart, which lingers, and the dusty memories are always clearly opened.
Meetings are always unexpected, while partings are often planned for a long time. There will always be some people who slowly fade out of your life. You have to learn to accept them instead of missing them.
Autumn is here, let’s make a memory of the summer that just passed.
Autumn is here before I know it, but I feel that this year’s summer is passing very quickly, and it is not as hot as in previous years. When autumn comes, my good luck will come too.
Autumn is a sad season. The dead leaves are flying and drifting. I feel like an autumn leaf. When autumn comes and the wind blows, my heart is helpless.
Autumn is a quiet, beautiful and graceful poem. The clear water reflects the clear sky, and the clear night paints the bright moon. It is full of grace and elegance. It turns a piece of heart into a piece of paper full of style, letting the mottled marks tell the story. The story of autumn water and long sky.
The autumn wind has come, the autumn rain has fallen, and the mountains and forests are dyed with thick green, mixed with light red, and wisps of yellow. Motto about being silent
I am not good at saying goodbye and I am not good at retaining you. What I fear most is that after you come, you will leave without saying a word
Yuhui is silent, revealing how much of the past . Time is silent, as if it has stopped. Some things are allowed to pass by despite the changes of time, so keep them in my heart. No matter how strong the wind is or how heavy the rain is, they will always be the most special in my heart. The past passes through the stars dancing in the silver thread of time and space, and the fleeting lights wade through the wind and rain on the other side.
If you leave without saying a word, then I'm sorry, but I will also quietly forget you.
Don’t worry, I will be very elegant, I will give you freedom, and I will remain silent when I see you laughing and chatting with her. One day, you will like me, right?
As long as he really loves you, no matter how ugly the Ai Crazy 7 he gives or the ugly color of the Ferrari he gives, you will accept it without saying a word and will not mind. If you like someone, you will I like everything about him. I like his concentration in driving a sports car. I like his gentlemanly attitude when he puts a diamond necklace on you. I like his carelessness in adding a few extra zeros when he gives you money. You will all find it extremely cute. Life just needs this kind of plainness. Incomparable love.
Everyone in this world has abandoned her, and she has abandoned the whole world. Now, for her, there is nothing left to cherish in the world. Her heart was forever petrified with the sugar baby's death. He could see her smile and her efforts in the Jueqing Palace. She cooked for him, played the piano for him, tied his hair, fed him blood to drink, stole artifacts to detoxify him, and was tortured and expelled for him without saying a word. She had tasted all the pain and suffered all the torture for him. At the end, she said, her thoughts have been broken, her palace bell has been destroyed, and from now on, master and disciple will never have any ties of friendship... ---- "Flower Thousand Bones"
Never stop talking when you are unhappy. , because you will have children in the future, and you know the feeling of neglect when you see your parents saying nothing and not replying.
My grandma works in a production team, and she never cares if she does more. Therefore, a few people deliberately bully her, doing more than others and receiving less work points than others. My grandfather never speaks for my grandma. . Once I let my mother know, and there is evidence, I will definitely seek justice for my grandma. I would admire my mother, but grandma never said who was right or wrong from beginning to end, nor was she obviously angry or happy. Grandma is a good person who works hard and never complains. Grandma works in the elderly group and exchanges her work points for food rations for the elderly couple. My mother had a harder time and had to work night jobs. She had to use her work points to exchange for five people's rations. If she didn't have enough, she would make up the money.
Now that she is dying, leaving, betraying, she actually plans to not want anyone else? He could see her smile and her efforts in the Jueqing Palace. She cooked for him, played the piano for him, tied his hair, fed him blood to drink, stole artifacts to detoxify him, and was tortured and expelled for him without saying a word. She had tasted all the pain and suffered all the torture for him. At the end, she said, her thoughts have been broken, her palace bell has been destroyed, and from now on, master and disciple will never have any ties of friendship... ---- "A Thousand Bones of Flowers"
Don't say that I left without saying a word. Because I know you so well, I know when your love and your feeling will disappear, and I don’t need to talk to you. No matter how powerful a person is, he will be afraid to face it if he has suffered too many injuries, because he is only an ordinary person after all. Compared with the sad separation, I just want to keep sweet memories
Why do you need to respond when someone or something offends you? If you "collect" those unpleasant or annoying things without saying a word, you are sending the message: "I am not as important as you! Go on, I am not worthy of your attention!" However, If you decide to speak out about what offends you, you are telling others that you have boundaries and that you are a respectable person. Your confidence will also be boosted. ---- "Healing Wounded Confidence" by Frédéric Fange
From now on, in the far north, in the cold wind, no one will light a bonfire and ask him to drink. From now on, no one will come at night to stain his white robe with blood in front of thousands of armies. From now on, when Yanlong humiliates him, no one will silently come to the peach banquet and beat Yanlong violently. From now on, when his father demoted him, no one would drop everything and come thousands of miles away to stand quietly behind him and listen to him play the piano randomly all night. From now on, when he is happy, there will be no one who can laugh with him. From now on, when he is lonely and sad, there will be no one who can drink with him. From now on, the world is big, but there is no one who can make him feel the fragrance of wine in his throat and warmth in his heart when he thinks of it. No matter how cold the throne is or how hostile the world is, there is one person in the world who cares for him... ··From now on, there will be no more Qingyang in the world! ----Tong Hua's "Once Promised"
Although he usually laughs and talks glibly with us, when he was injured, he kept holding back the pain. , no matter how painful it was, he kept silent because he knew we would be worried about him. He bit his lip in pain and bleeds without saying a word. ----Looking up to Paris i6 "Is Madman Crazy?"
I didn't hurt you, I just watched without saying a word when others hurt you.
In fact, when I saw him walking in front of me silently but firmly that day, shielding me from the wind without saying a word, my heart beat uncontrollably. So later on, no matter how bad the storm was, I always chose to follow him without hesitation, just like he was before.
"Qiao Qiao," Li Ce suddenly came forward with a smile and said, "What will happen to you if I kill Zhuge Yue?" Chu Qiao closed her eyes and remained silent. "So, what if I kill Zhao Song?" "Kill you." The woman said coldly without hesitation. "Hey, you are really cruel.
Li Ce sighed and continued to ask: "So, what if I kill Prince Yan?" "The woman suddenly opened her eyes, looked at the man coldly, and said in a deep voice: "If that happens, I will spend my whole life fighting for my life to destroy Bian Tang, and then make you worse than a pig or a dog. alive. "----Xiao Xiang Dong'er's "The Princess of the Eleventh Division Agent"
"We haven't practiced dual cultivation yet," Qin Tianli said aggrievedly, "Let's do it another day." "You always say another day, another day, which day is it!" Qin Tianli was angry. "Don't make trouble!" "Qin Tianwuqian left after saying this, leaving only a faint complaint. "Who is this! She likes people and leaves without saying a word." Qin Tianli kept cursing. It's a pity that Qin Tianwuqian is such an arrogant person. How can he care? The person chasing her can circle the earth, so why do we need you! The birds chirped and the flowers burst into tears, Tianli felt miserable
I really liked him, I liked him so much, but he left without saying a word, Mu Xining, don’t come back if you can! , don’t let me see you again.
You broke into my world without permission and left without saying a word. Who would let you leave my world alone without my permission~
He had never seen a woman like Cheng Jia; he was kicked, slapped, and she didn't say a word, not causing more pain to him who was watching but could do nothing; he was beaten and humiliated, but she didn't look, cry, or scream. , Don’t beg, don’t pity others, look at his jokes and see him as powerless; when the dust settled, he went to her side, she was calm and calm, not saying a word, not comforting, not showing pity, and not crying. ----Jiu Yue. Xi "He Knows Which Direction the Wind Comes from"
Li Wula died ten minutes after we set off, but Milong was carrying him all the time. He carried his fellow countrymen and left again without saying a word. After more than an hour, we suddenly figured out one thing. There was no living Northeastern guy around Milong, a dead Northeastern guy. ----Lan Xiaolong's "My Captain, My Group"
One day Xiao Yu saw a dog-hunting notice at the elevator door, and the last four words attracted him. He was almost penniless and his spirits were lifted from that day on. After wandering around the community for three days, Huang Tian finally found him. So he called the number on the dog search notice and waited for the dog owner to claim it. Finally, Xiao Yu felt embarrassed when he saw the dog owner crying with joy. Talk about the reward and leave without saying a word
If you can't ride, can you fall? I suppose anyone can fall. I mean can you fall and get up again without crying and mount again. and fall again and yet not be afraid of falling? "If you can't ride a horse, will you fall?" " "I think everyone can fall. " "What I mean is, do you have the ability to fall off a horse, get up from the ground without saying a word, climb back on the horse, fall off the horse again, but still not afraid of falling? ? "----C.S. Lewis "The Horse And His Boy"
As long as you really love him, even if the iPhone 6 he gave is ugly, the Ferrari he gave is not the color you like. The check he gave you Even if you don’t collect the crumpled commemorative Chanel, you will accept it without saying a word. You won’t mind at all. When you like someone, you will like everything about him. You will like his concentration when he drives a sports car. You will also like his attitude when he brings you a diamond necklace. A gentleman even thinks he is cute when he adds a few extra zeros when sending money to you. Love is sometimes so simple and plain. As long as we live together, it doesn’t matter what kind of villa we live in. This is simple love--- -Mubai
I was afraid that you would suddenly run away without saying a word and leave a bunch of memories for me to pick up.
I wish you could come back. I don’t hate you. I don’t hate you. I only hate your ruthlessness. I only hate that you left without saying a word and never looked back. Why on earth, why? Why do you always pinch me? Hold on to my fragile and soft heart Why can't I drive you out of my heart Why can't I always be so cruel to hate you and hate you You are my heaviest and heaviest burden I still like you so much You
Everyone is crying about the weight of suffering, but you remain silent, carrying the past on your shoulders, stepping through the thorns and ruggedness, and moving forward step by step.
There are always some people who will suddenly disappear into your world without saying a word or leaving any trace. A scene has just turned into a pantomime of one person
China Vietnam The old lady who fell down was getting more and more immoral. No one dared to help her. Everyone showed their ugliest faces unconsciously and behaved naturally. Some people knew that the world was sick but never said a word
My deskmate was very nice, that kind of person A girl who knows how to advance and retreat, is considerate and can occasionally make a little joke with you, but she will not accompany me to the toilet for a walk to go where I want to go, and will not tell me what I did wrong or what is wrong and ask me to do it. Study hard. She looked at me silently, feeling happy or sad, and then continued to do her thing without saying a word. When she is sad and unlucky, she can at most offer a word of comfort; when she is upset and bullied, she can at most complain for me afterwards. No one will stand up stupidly for me anymore! The more you pay, the more disappointed you will be, and you will feel so stupid that you will get angry, haha. In fact, this is human nature, and there is nothing worth complaining about. If she is just a deskmate, she will be fine, right? A qq message from a sister is greater than the sky
A qq message from a sister is greater than the sky
1. A sister is greater than the sky! The promises we made, we will keep moving forward! Please remember, you must be happy!
2. The person who once felt that his personality was not compatible and wanted to give up and end it several times is now the only person who accommodates you and stands side by side with you. And the person you once thought was the most important, the person you should be with the most, is now slowly drifting apart. We go crazy together, make trouble together, and grow old together. We have long lost the tacit understanding and enthusiasm we had at the beginning, and we have long ceased to be sisters. Now I just want to stop quarreling, stop getting into trouble, and be quiet until graduation.
3. In this era, a best friend who is happier than you when you are doing well, and more miserable than you when you are doing poorly, really saved the galaxy in her previous life. I only envy the love of mandarin ducks but not the love of immortals, but even more, I envy the friendship between sisters that is greater than heaven!
4. When I am most at a loss, when I want to share my joy and sorrow most, the first thing that comes to my mind is always you. It's you who is sleeping next to me now. When I was closest to you, I felt like I had encountered the most wonderful thing in the world. And all these good things are just four words, I met you Yang Fangfang. We both want to go to Tibet. The sound of sisters is greater than the sky. Happy birthday.
5. Those who have lost love are all gathered together. They are really sisters. The sound of sisters is greater than the sky. May we be happy forever.
6. My boyfriend doesn’t object or support anything I want to do, just like mud. My dearest mother doesn’t agree with anything, only my sister supports me. It’s so sad to say that sisters are greater than the sky.
7. Smile, ten years later, the more you smile, the more precious you will be. Throw away all the troubles. Happiness is the most important thing in this life! A group of honey friends living together, sisters are bigger than the sky. To our youth together.
8. Sisters are greater than heaven. Happy birthday to the second princess. I also wish myself a happy birthday.
9. The sound of a sister is greater than the sky. The sound of a sister is a lifetime of sisters. No matter whether we are young or old, we will never be separated. Happy birthday, sister. May you be happy, happy and healthy.
10. In my heart, best friends are better than lovers. Lovers will change to best friends and friendship will remain the same. When you need warmth the most, when you are sad and need comfort, sisters will accompany you, wipe away your tears and give you a hug. You tell us your grievances. Maybe our friendship is not earth-shattering, but it goes deep into our hearts. We are each other's strongest support. He doesn't love us. We cherish our sister's voice more than the sky.
11. Thank you for accompanying me to accomplish what I want to do, accompanying me to go crazy, and accompanying me to make trouble. We were always bickering one second and laughing the next. You always say that I am irreplaceable for you. I want to say that it is great to have you. The sound of sisters is greater than the sky. No matter how old I look, my best friends will never be separated.
12. As time passes, we will never be separated! Sisters walk together all their lives. Sisters are bigger than the sky!
13. The sound of a sister is greater than the sky. If you want to play, just play the childhood, and don’t mess with Zhen Huan.
14. You can give up anything, love nothing, and not care about anything. Only best friends, a sister is bigger than heaven. Now I realize that best friends are very important. They can always help you and give you warmth. Cherish the time you spend with your best friends!
15. Come to think of it, my life has been really free and unrestrained these days. I happily eat steak, practice calligraphy, watch movies, and my favorite rice tofu. It’s really like sisters are stronger than the sky.
16. There is no one you are familiar with here. I want to say, cry if you want to cry. Release if you want to release. Don’t huddle in the shadows. Looking in the long run, a sister is greater than the sky, my dear. Yes, I am always here. You will always be the girl who makes me love you the most. When your heart breaks, I will give you a hug and embrace all your insecurities. Don’t be afraid. A beautiful woman like you will definitely get it. God favors you, I love you.
17. You are the ones who have always been by my side. A sister is as big as the sky.
18. The sound of a sister is greater than the sky! ! ! Cherish every day together! ! ! The funny road is gone forever.
19. It’s my best friend’s birthday tomorrow. I hope she can pass by the god of death. I hope she can stand up again in the shortest time and travel with us all over the world and eat delicious food all over the world. I hope she will have a good day soon. To fulfill the promise we once made, sisters are as big as the sky. We will celebrate your birthday tomorrow. My best friend and I rushed to make a birthday cake in the hotel overnight. I hope I can give you a big surprise tomorrow. I wish her my best wishes. .
20. I am content and happy to have a few sisters around me who know both cold and hot. I say that sisters are bigger than the sky.
21. When you meet someone, your life changes completely. It turns out that love is not the only thing that matters. There are plots. The sound of sisters is greater than the sky, and the sound of sisters is greater than the universe.
22. When we first met, we were just like passers-by, always passing by each other without saying a word. Then one day, we started talking and became ordinary friends. At that time, I loved to joke and brought you a lot of trouble. Not only did it not become a stumbling block for us to move forward, our relationship became better and better. We are more like sisters than we are to each other. What?
23. Let’s talk beforehand. Look at you now and talk about your current situation. complain. It’s great to know you in this life. It’s great to be by your side in this life. We didn’t say sweet words, we just joked a few words to let you know that I actually miss you very much (of course I won’t let you know because I am so arrogant). Sisters are as great as heaven! In the future, we will complete our love together!
24. Yes? Sisterhood is bigger than the sky. I had so much fun today, but I am so tired. I miss some of my idiots.
25. Happy birthday. Although I don’t keep in touch with you very much, I love you very deeply. The sound of sister is bigger than the sky.
26. It’s snowing. We have finally reached the end of our lives together. Sisters are as great as the sky, and those who are absent must always be good.
27. You are still you, I am still me, and we are still who we were before. The sound of sisters is greater than the sky.
28. There are many people who don’t understand me, and I am too lazy to explain. Don’t care about those people’s opinions, just live your own life. Nothing will be explained or ignored. No matter what, I am still happy to be with so many lovers today! The sound of sisters is greater than the sky!
29. I caught a lot of crabs, and we were happy and crazy together. It was a happy day~~~~Sisters are bigger than the sky.
30. Even if we look old, best friends will never be separated. There are laughter and tears. In addition to love, there is also the most difficult to let go of friendship. Best friends are above love. There are disputes, indifference and disagreements, but there is always love ~ a very funny, warm and neurotic movie #best friend# . Sisters are bigger than the sky, and they are always sentimental, so now they are stuck in the movie Good Night, Best Friend.
31. I missed the premiere of Little Times but couldn’t resist the fact that I cried like a dog. Thank you, Xiaosi, for showing up in my youth with Little Times. It made me even more convinced that sisters are greater than heaven.
32. Good sisters for twenty years. The sound of sisters is greater than the sky. No matter how long I have been away, it feels like I left yesterday.
33. The sound of a sister is greater than the sky. Do you have such good sisters?
34. We haven’t seen each other for several months, but we have only seen each other for a few hours during the winter vacation and are already going crazy. I say that my best friends are as big as the sky. They are all goddess sisters.
35. There is a kind of friendship, which is contained in these more than ten years. The sound of sisters is greater than the sky. Happy New Year to everyone who stayed with me. Where is the scheming framed?
36. I was separated into classes and separated from my good friends. I was really, really sad and reluctant to leave. We ate together, lived together, were punished together, suffered together, rejoiced and laughed together for two years. There were so many memories that carried us. We felt like we could never be separated for the rest of our lives. Later we met. We went to school together, and until today we separated, fortunately we are in the same team, and there is still a saying that we visit each other! Sisters are as great as heaven~
37. I want to get married and travel with you. Our homes are right across the street. If we get married together, we will be the godmothers of our children. Sisters are as great as heaven!
38. Sisterhood is bigger than heaven. We are lifelong friends. Although we haven’t seen each other for a few years, I thought we would be embarrassed when we met, but I didn’t expect that we would still be so cordial.
39. Forget everything that is unhappy, give yourself a smile every day, believe that you are the best, come on, don’t be knocked down by small things, we will always support you, love you, understand you, we are sisters Bigger than the sky, when you are sad and painful, remember that you still have us, and we will go on with you together.
40. I have you by my side. We are both twenty-two years old and we know that what we have is hard-won. No matter how many years there are in the future, I hope that we will always be innocent and simple. A sister is bigger than the sky. With you Just fine.
41. The sound of a sister is greater than the sky. I wish I could have a best friend until we grow old together.
42. I have loved you for ten thousand years. On this special day, I wish you success in your second run and join my team in your third run. What moved me the most was that you stayed with me during the days when I couldn't get out, waking me up and giving me the direction to the light like a man. Your kindness to me will never be forgotten. The sound of a sister is greater than the sky.
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