Stand-up comic dialogue lines

1. The text of Cixi entering the palace

Cixi entered the palace.

Liu Baorui tells the arrangement of Yin Wenshuo.

This program is also called "Queen Xianfeng", which means that Emperor Xianfeng has established a queen-to get married and take a wife. How many daughters-in-law did the emperor marry in feudal times? It is said that "three palaces and six hospitals, seventy-two partial princesses", is this the number? I'll give you an accurate answer-maybe!

How could you possibly know? At that time, the emperor should get married at the age of sixteen. The emperor's marriage is not called marriage, it is called "the ceremony after the establishment." Build a queen. There is only one queen, but there are many queens below. The first class is called the imperial concubine, the second class is called the princess, the third class is called the concubine, and the fourth class is called the noble. The queen is one of them. How many other imperial concubines and nobles add up to a * * *? As long as the emperor does not die, he will marry for three years, so I tell you, maybe!

Take the Qing Dynasty as an example. Every three years, a group of 14 to 20-year-old "female practitioners" are selected from the homes of Manchu and Mongolian officials and sent to the palace. Those with outstanding talents and outstanding looks can become aristocrats, perhaps choose concubines, concubines, imperial concubines or even queens, just when they attract the attention of the emperor. Is that so? Yes, wow. This is how the Empress Dowager Cide entered the palace when she was young.

In the second year of Xianfeng, the palace will select a group of beautiful women. The number of candidates is 60. After the primary election, there are 28 people left. From these 28 people, there are only two left. One is the later Empress Dowager Cixi, Ci 'an and Niu family in the Eastern Jin Dynasty; One is the later Empress Dowager Cixi and Ye Henala.

On the day of the election, they came to Shoukang Palace and knelt on the ground, with the Empress Dowager and Xianfeng sitting on it.

Cian looks dignified and elegant, elegant; Where is Cixi? She looks beautiful and coquettish. It's beautiful enough. When the Queen Mother saw it, she really liked Cian. What about Xianfeng? I have a crush on Cixi! It stands to reason that whoever the emperor likes can be the queen. But Cixi's bad luck fell on her teeth. What happened to the teeth? There's nothing wrong with it. White and neat. Very nice. Just because her teeth look good, she always wants to show her teeth. As a result, the queen didn't become a queen! Ci 'an has a yellow die, and his mouth goes in and out. Although there is something wrong with her teeth, she has a heart and doesn't open her mouth, so others can't see it. Well, she became the queen.

Empress Dowager Cixi asked Cian:

"What's your last name?"

Please pay attention from here, Cian will answer with a small mouth.

"The surname is Niu Luo Lu."

Button record! You don't have to speak, you can't tell if you die.

Xianfeng asked Cixi:

"What's your last name?"

Cixi mused: In terms of appearance, we are equal, and my teeth are stronger than hers. Well, when I answer, I have to find a way to show this white tooth. She answered like this:

"Last name is Nora."

Deliberately drag out the word "teacher" and "teacher-",move your lips up and down and grin.

Nala's-'(academic form)

Xianfeng looked at it: Wow! This tooth is like jade, beautiful!

The queen mother asked Cian again:

"How old are you?"

"Fifteen."

15. Don't talk.

Xianfeng ask empress dowager cixi again:

"How old are you?"

Cixi just wants to say, sixteen. On second thought, I can't. I can't show my teeth when I'm sixteen. A brainwave:

"Seventeen years old next year-"

Hey, isn't this nonsense? The year after next is still eighteen!

The queen mother asked Cian again:

"Where do you live?"

"Naiz House"

Xianfeng asked Cixi:

"Where do you live?"

Cixi lives in Li Guang Bridge. Wow, Li Guang Bridge. The word "bridge" can't be bared. Yes, you can say this:

"Who lives in gulou west-"

Hey, show your teeth!

The queen mother asked Cian:

"What's your name?"

"Yuzhu."

You are in a hurry. You don't have to ask when you get to Cian.

Xianfeng ask empress dowager cixi again:

"What's your name?"

Originally, her name was "Laner", but "Laner" was no good.

"My name is Lan Zhi-"

Hey, even the name has changed! "Lan Zhi-"

The queen mother asked Cian:

"Who else is there in your family?"

"Parents."

Xianfeng asked Cixi:

"Who is your family?"

Cixi thought: My father is dead, and only my mother is left, but how can I say this?

"Mom-""Mom-",all show their teeth? Hey, I got it:

"Mom and aunt-"

Alas, even relatives have been spared!

Empress Dowager Cixi looked at it and asked about it. Let's decide. According to the rules, whoever the emperor gives jasper is the queen. Xianfeng is embarrassed. He likes Cixi, and Empress Dowager Cixi likes Cian. Who should he give it to? He took the optimal straight hesitation, mouth come up to 1:

"Who is the queen? Who is the imperial concubine? "

Cixi was thinking about the word "grin". When she heard it, she quickly said, "I'll be the imperial concubine-"

Well, the queen belongs to Cian!

2. "Pearl jade white jade soup" is a classic joke. Last time, I performed according to Mr. Degang Guo's performance text, and the effect was ok, at least there was no shame. You can try it if you like it:)

Pearl Emerald Tang Baiyu

(stand-up comedy)

How many kinds of cross talk are there? One is said by a person, stand-up crosstalk; They are talking cross talk; Three people are talking cross talk; A dozen people are talking about makeup crosstalk; More than 20 people are crosstalk dramas; There are 500 people here. This is crosstalk!

This time, I said it alone. One person said yes, no one stirred. Of course, you can't stir it if you want. Is everything said in the cross talk true? Some are real and some are fake. Some people say: I listened to it, especially stand-up crosstalk, which is pure nonsense. Many stories are impossible in real life. I have to stop you, no, the world is big, nothing is impossible, anything can happen. You may think this is weird and ridiculous, but remember, nothing is impossible. So the story told today is known to many people as "Pearl Emerald White Soup". When did it happen? Hey! This matter must continue.

Think at the beginning, at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, Yuan Shundi was the ruling son of heaven, dissolute and heartless. The people in the world are miserable, and the 18 th rebel king won the world. What shall we do? The emperor is in a hurry. Jiangshan can only arrange it, how can it be easily given away? There was a great prime minister in North Korea named Tuotuo. He made suggestions, made imperial edicts and issued imperial orders, and called the world to hold a martial arts meeting. Looking around the world, as long as you are a martial artist, no matter what your status is, even a robber who killed someone or ran over a horse, you can come here to compete and win the first prize of Wu. As long as you can win five generals in a row, you will be a marshal immediately. Actually, it's a scam. Put all the people who practice martial arts in the world in the capital, in the Yuan Dynasty, and close the door. As long as you enter the Hiram's Hospital, it will be completely destroyed and the country will be at peace.

In the Wulin, all the heroes in the world have arrived and the door is locked. Sitting in the middle is the emperor, and sitting next to him are the Prime Minister and King Huai. These people don't know that there is a flap at the foot of the emperor. When they saw that things were not good, they stepped on the flaps and walked along the tunnel. Moreover, these mines are buried underground in the martial arts field. At that time, a small fire will explode and no one will run away. But just then, a great hero came. He was a great advocate. He is a horse standing on the wall of Hiram's courtyard, poking and smashing guns, wrestling and jumping off the platform, pulling the emperor's robe, pulling the robe and smoothing the belt, splashing Taishi wine, playing the king's cup, and holding a thousand-pound brake in one arm. The golden head king was killed, the silver head king was killed, the copper head king was picked by a gun, and the steel head king was flogged. Twenty-seven battalions were trampled to ashes. Huaiyuan Anning Hei Tai sui, the general who fights tigers is called Chang Yuchun.

Master Liu often makes a scene in the martial arts field, and Beijing is in chaos. Every family rebelled and reigned, rebelled against the Yuan Dynasty, and all ran away. I won't mention anything else, but Zhu Yuanzhang, an Anhui native, was later the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Hongwu. Ouch! There was a fight in Beijing and I broke out in a sweat. I haven't touched my teeth for more than a whole day. I rode out of Beijing.

I don't know how long I've been gone. I looked at a small ruined temple from a distance and said to myself, let's go, take a rest when we arrive, and turn over and dismount. I can't take off my left leg, and I can't take off my stirrup. It was dark at the moment, and suddenly the man lay on the ground and fainted. I have no food in my stomach, no clothes on my body, and I am sweating all over. The cool wind is exciting again, and I have a bad cold. I left it here as soon as it got dark.

I don't know how long it took. From this side of the road, two prominent people came-two beggars. This hair is standing, the whole body is ragged and verbose, barefoot carrying a yellow crock and a wicker basket, and the two have just returned from begging. At the door, there was a man lying down. When they looked at it, they saw that the man looked so pitiful. According to historical records, Zhu Yuanzhang was extremely ugly. This big face is as big as a donkey, with thick lips and nostrils facing the sky. It's ugly. Look at those two beggars, wow! This face is covered with small hemp seeds, small hemp seeds are covered with small hemp seeds, there is a pit in the middle of the small hemp seeds, and there is a small black spot in the pit, which is a three-ring monthly hemp seed! The two men said, I went out to beg for a meal all day and came back to the temple to decorate it. It's better to find another one like this at the gate of the temple than a stone lion. Come on! Let's bring him in. Pull him into the temple. it was very cold in the room. Put some broken bricks on the shelf and get some firewood. As soon as the heat came up, this Zhu Yuanzhang woke up

"Ouch-"Look at the two beggars, alas! Look, he's alive. Come on, he's drooling. He is still alive, but he is in a semi-coma. He seems to understand, but he thinks he is in the Wulin, fighting with Chang Yuchun and Hu Dahai here. In a daze, he called Chang Yuchun "Oh, Chang Xiandi!" Call Chang Yuchun. The beggar's spirit "yo! He knows my name is Chang Xiandi! " Look at Zhu Yuanzhang again. "Come on!" "hey!" The beggar also leng, "he knows my last name! We saved a fairy here! " "What's the matter with you?" "I'm hungry-!" "oh! Hungry! " The two brothers thought about it, well, this man is no big deal. We two brothers know what it is like to be hungry. We've been dealing with this thing for years! "Come on, let's just say today is less." There was a fire on the shelf, and there was a big crock with everything in it, including rice paste, rotten cabbage, rotten spinach, mixed vegetables, rotten tofu, and a big pot of "glug". Come, Kazuhiro Mori end bowl, even handed the soup and vegetables. Smell it. It smells good. Ouch! Bring it here, click, click and drink. When you are full of food and drink, you will feel comfortable all over, especially when you are sweating and catching a cold.

"oh! Guys, I thank you both. What are your names? " "ah! Play dumb, you are. Didn't you know that just now? You forget when you are full, which is similar to my question! " "Oh, thank you, I am out of the martial arts examination room, and I am very ill. Thanks to the two rescues, the green hills will not fall, and the green water will flow forever. Let's meet again next year. See you later. I want to ask you two, what delicious food did you just give me? " Two beggars dare not jump up and give him a mouth. Is that a compliment? We eat this stuff every day. The man said, "Come here, come here. There is something wrong with this man. He is too coke. What's delicious? Let's give him a name. " "Nonsense, what's your name?" "You tell him, you tell him that we gave him this pearl jade white jade soup." "What's the matter with you? Confused, where is the pearl? " "Leftovers, paste rice gaba, isn't that a pearl?" "Where is the emerald?" "Leaves! Rotten leaves! " "What about the white jade?" "Tofu, rotten tofu! Isn't this pearl jade white jade soup? You tell him. " "ah! I tell you, this is the pearl jade white jade soup we gave you. " "oh! In that case, I'm welcome. " Come out of the temple, turn over and get on the horse, and walk away.

After so many years, Zhu Yuanzhang and his men overthrew the Yuan Dynasty, established Daming, made Nanjing its capital, and became emperors themselves, that is, Zhu Hongwu in history. It's good to be an emperor. Every day is rich in delicious food, delicious food and diaosi. It is true that the son of heaven is bent on his own way and the officials are obedient. What the emperor says is what he says. On the fifteenth day of the first month, the emperor said, "This Lantern Festival is black." Every household should cook a bowl of briquettes to drink; The emperor will say, "This fool is the best." From here on, xxx will be promoted to three levels. Even if the emperor gave the minister a piece of toilet paper, it would be framed in yellow and presented to the ancestral hall. This is a royal gift to honor ancestors and show off the family-wiping paper, that's all.

But the good days are getting better every day, and there are times when you are tired. This man, telling you this, has blessings that I can't enjoy and sins that I can't stand. Suffering every day, there is nothing to worry about for a lifetime. It may not be acceptable to say that I am enjoying happiness at first sight. Zhu Yuanzhang is like this. Hey! For two whole days, I felt sick all over. I don't feel well. It suddenly occurred to me that when I was in a ruined temple, I felt so miserable. Two beggars came and made me a delicious bowl called Pearl Jade White Jade Soup. After drinking, it's very comfortable! Hey! I wish I had such a bowl to drink now! Pass the imperial edict and let the chef make pearl jade white jade soup quickly.

When the will came down, the chefs were scared. Never seen it. Who drank it? No one has ever drunk it! How? The man said, "I heard that pearls can be steamed in a steamer, but they will become soft after a long time." Jade and white jade can't be cut! " The man said, "You are confused. What you are looking for is a small piece. " "yes! Yes! Right! " Get pearls, emeralds and white jade from the general manager of the palace. Steam the big pearls on the drawer and put aside some sesame sauce; Choose the jade, flakes here. I'm still thinking: it's too big for the emperor to chew. Let's have a small piece. Everything is ready, put it in the drawer and steam it. After steaming, we will make a wok and a bowl of soup here, put these samples in, put some coriander, put some pepper noodles and serve the Kazuhiro Mori bowl. The emperor saw it and liked it from the bottom of his heart. It's beautiful. Pink green, take a spoon and scoop "De-"(sound) The emperor is happy and still ringing. That's great. Come on, let me try this. I grabbed a piece of jade and put it in my mouth, crunching it. The eunuch next to him saw it. "Long live, you are asking Pig to eat casserole, and you are still happy, whether we are angry or not!" "Your nonsense is not enough!" "Pa" gave the bowl (cei four tones). "Bastard, the chef is guilty of deceiving you!"

The chef was frightened. How to do this? Even if the emperor drinks it, he can't cheat! Hurriedly said: "long live, this, we are just ignorant, really don't know what Zhuyu Baiyu soup is." The emperor wanted to think, and nodded "alas! No wonder you, that thing, can't just drink it. You have seen your delicious food! Pass on the imperial edict, prefect, county, out of the imperial list, find these two people, find someone who can make pearl jade white jade soup. If you can find it, you can be promoted to an official position with a reward of 1,200 yuan. " The whole world can brush the empire list.

Hey! Think at the beginning, when Zhu Yuanzhang was down and out in this county, he also posted a list of imperial guards, which was posted on the county government. Those two beggars were still living here all these years. On this day, sitting on the wall tickling and picking lice, I heard that the emperor went out to find someone who can make pearl jade white jade soup. Tell me, ho! Two beggars' beautiful nose bubbles came out: there are such things in the world! He looks like an emperor and our brother is not far away. You think, all the people who drink soup are emperors, so let's take it slow! Come on, we're confused this time.

When I came to the entrance of the county yamen, I tore up the imperial order as soon as I reached out. The director of the list was angry. "You think that's the surface! Ah! It is paper. Can it be so thin? If you are crazy, lock him up! " Wow, cold! Boom! Here comes the latte chain. Two beggars are very happy. "Ah! Is it locked to make pearl jade white jade soup for the emperor? " Bantou got a fright. "Ah! Can you and you two make this soup? " "Nonsense, is it not the emperor? We've met. Think about the pearl jade white jade soup we made for him at the beginning! " "ouch! This, this we don't know! You forgave our stupidity. I'll tell our host. " "Wait, who is it?" "Grandfather County, our master." "He is a master! Then who are we? " "You, you are a father! Sir, please go inside! " "What about that car? What about the car? " "No, you don't just stand under the steps! Besides, this car can't get in! " "Don't talk nonsense, we are all old men!" "Well, then we'll carry you in." Several policemen came out and carried you in. People wonder: What kind of business is this, begging at the yamen gate in broad daylight?

We went to the living room to make the best tea for two people. "You drink." Opening this bowl, the two beggars were very dissatisfied. "Chata is less!" ""oh! Do you smoke? " "well! Less is not enough! " "You eat tea! Easy, easy, you two grandfathers. It's okay this time. "

Go to the back and accompany the county grandfather, and the county grandfather will accompany him into the house. " Oh! Hey! "Jump three times. "A thick day, our ancestors opened their eyes. Unexpectedly, such a good thing fell on my head. " Put on your new official uniform and type out quickly. "oh! Where are the grandfathers? Where are the grandfathers? Two grandfathers.-Tie them up! Tie it up! I know them both. Can't I see those two begging outside? " "Wow leng! Hey! " The latte chain is locked. The two beggars are still happy: "Hey hey! Grandpa County, when shall we go to Beijing to see the sage? " "How dare you? I have two bowls of noodles left here. "

But on second thought, this is not easy to do. If you really want to kick him out, it's hard to say when the emperor asks. But if you really want to take him, it's somewhere in between. Let's do it. The necklace was locked and escorted to Beijing. I went to the golden palace of Babel to see the emperor and see what he did. Ordered people to prepare a wooden cage van, put two beggars in the car and take them straight to Beijing. Two beggars are not used to it! "Too county magistrate, discuss, I hold the car for a walk? I am not used to sitting by car. " "Don't talk nonsense! Don't talk nonsense! "

When I arrived in Beijing, someone told the emperor the news. Hong Wu was very happy when he heard this: Oh, God helps others! It seems that these two people have finally found it. Commanded the civil servants and military commanders to meet the two masters together in the Golden Hall. Just as Emperor Wendi sat down, Wen He, the county magistrate who had set up a hatchback, came forward and knelt at the end of the terrace. Seven-pin magistrate of a county can't go to Jindian, which has no place for him. But today he brought two experts and had to let him come up. Come to the golden palace, plop down and bow down to worship three times and knock nine times. Long live the mountain call. The emperor said, "where are the two experts who made pearl jade white jade soup for me?" Bring them up quickly and let me have a look. ""yes! A little while later, the official of the Yellow Gate issued a decree, and two beggars came outside. "。 At this stop, I nodded to the emperor "Ah-"and the magistrate looked at it "Oh! Not only me, but everyone. "

When the emperor saw it, he hated it. Hate who? "Bastard, I hate this county magistrate can't handle affairs, huh! You give them a bath, change clothes, knife ruler knife ruler! This makes the civil and military officials sit up and take notice. The emperor knows beggars, no identity! " The emperor himself had to go back to find "two love birds, which have not been seen for many years and look the same." Let me ask you, why did you come to see me in disguise like this? "The emperor is ashamed: why do you pretend to be like this? Are you kidding? That's what the emperor meant. Two beggars are happy. " Can this lie to you? It has been like this all these years! "The emperor don't understand, I said it in vain. A refers to the county magistrate "du! Asshole, he won't be a policeman. The person who made pearl jade white jade soup for me, who told you to tie the rope! Come on, push it out and cut it.

The magistrate was frightened, kowtowing like a chicken running to pieces of rice, shaking like a scorpion and not eating. I can't hide the sweat all over. My face turned white. "Long live forgiveness, long live forgiveness." Two people want to have fun! : "hey! This is a thing! Looking at the trembling, long live, how beautiful! Don't kill this! Keep this, it's a toy! We need a buddy to sell' Pearl Jade White Jade Soup' for you. Let him be a buddy. " The emperor nodded "well! Get up and go shopping. " Rao county magistrate's life. Another chef was built, with a single allocation of 5,200 silver. The chef sent three chefs to make' Zhuyu Baiyu Soup' together.

All three chefs were very happy when they came. "It's time for long skill. This time, the three of us must unite. Let's learn this' Pearl Jade White Jade Soup' from others. In the future, I will point to this promotion and change the gauze cap. When the beggar came to this seat, the county magistrate came over and plopped first: "Thank you, Grandpa, for saving your life!"! "Let me be a buddy this time and buy you something. I will definitely buy that special one to satisfy you. When the errand was finished, the two grandfathers typed a book before the emperor arrived. I have no other requirements. I am very satisfied to be promoted to such a four-level official and a five-level official. " "ah! This unfortunate thing, I want to be promoted when I am alive! Cut the crap and get ready. Prepare 200 kilograms of brown rice, buy 200 kilograms of spinach, 200 kilograms of cabbage, 600 pieces of tofu, brush ten barrels of water and five barrels of miscellaneous vegetables. Go! " Hearing this, the county magistrate said, "Grandpa, who are you hurting?" "Nonsense, do you know how to cook for the emperor? Buy it quickly! "

I bought it back in half a day. When I put it here, the three chefs stood still. "Tell me, sir, what do you think we are doing?" "well! Can you stew rice? " "Let you say, the chef in the kitchen can stew rice? I will. " "Go to stew rice. Don't put the water away. " "If you don't water it, it will be burnt!" "ah! I want this, I want this, throw away the top piece when it is cooked, and I want the paste at the bottom. Go! " "Hey, yes!" "You, will you choose spinach?" "I will." "You choose spinach. You choose cabbage. Go, go. " The county magistrate is here. "What am I doing, sir?" "Find three cauldrons" and find the number one cauldron. "Put all 600 pieces of tofu in, 200 pieces each." "Yes!" The yard is neat, and the tofu in the palace is all good tofu, especially white and tender, and the yard is good. "Two old people, what do you think I do? Me, me, this is slicing, this is cutting? " "Why cut that! Come, make tofu with me, and each of us has a pot. " "Ah! Then you have to teach me. " "Take off your shoes, take off your shoes, and peel off the foot wrap. Right! " Three people are barefoot. "Grandpa, what shall we do?" "come on Come on! Come in, Step! Step on me like this. " The county magistrate dare not. "come on Step! Don't step on you! " Three people and this pot "quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. After a while, it was all broken. Wipe your feet. " Hmm! Good, good. "To find the bucket. Bring it here. Put the tofu in it and put it in drinking water. Then I grabbed two handfuls of soil from the ground and put them in it, mixed them together and dried them in the sun. It's June 3, and I'm soaked in a flash. " Glug "two beggars looked at" hmm! This is interesting. "Take this spoon and taste it:" Hmm! "Almost!" The man said, "No, no! It can't be that simple to feed the emperor. You can't just taste soup and tofu. Hmm! This is a bit interesting. " The magistrate clapped his hands: "I'll tell the emperor later that you did all this." The tears of the county magistrate came down. "If you kill me, I will have a head!" "Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, I'll see how they do the work." When I look at this side, the rice is almost cooked, and the rice is garba. Look at this side, choose this spinach, remove the big leaves and leave this heart. Oh, dear! You idiot, where are those? ""that's all thrown away. " "Pick it up, pick it up, just like that, just like that, you know? The same is true of Chinese cabbage. If you don't want it, you need this rotten outside, and it is best to have bug eyes. "All set, put together, such as five drums at dawn, SAN drive to the, to prepare these things. The emperor issued an imperial edict, and none of the civil and military officials were allowed to be short. Everyone should come to the morning court.

Why? Taste the' pearl jade liquid' with the emperor. What does the emperor mean? I eat delicious food. I can't take sides with you. Let's all be together. At dawn, the room was full of people, and all the civilian military commanders arrived. We discussed this matter, "ah! Dear friend. " "ah! Good brothers. " "Have you ever drunk this pearl jade white jade soup?" "oh! We don't have that nature! However, my father has already drunk. " "oh! Your father drank it. " "My father is great! My father rode on the wall of Hiram's courtyard, poked and smashed the gun, wrestled and jumped off the platform, pulled half of the dragon robe of the Emperor, pulled the robe and smoothed the belt, spilled wine on the teacher, smashed the cup at King Huai, and braced the brake with one arm. As for the emperor, he appreciated my father's contribution to the rescue, so he rewarded a bowl of pearl jade white jade soup. After drinking, the old man felt light and strong, and his body was particularly good. Moreover, since he was there, he felt that the walkway was also very light, he could sleep and lie down, and he ate a lot. Today, our generation owes a lot to the emperor, and our ancestors are not shallow! " "yes! Yes! Yes! " "I tell you, since I received the imperial edict, I haven't eaten dinner yesterday. What I am waiting for today is this bowl of pearl jade white jade soup. " "Come on, let's arrange the shift."

On the main hall, there is a hatchback. Cigarettes filled the air and the Holy Father came to the court. The little eunuch sent a message: "Sheng, Duan." Say "Sheng, Duan." The chef began to get busy and the cauldron was set up. Two beggars ordered, "Come on, let's get started. As soon as we get back to the pot, we'll be done." "Which one should be put first, sir?" "What aside first, that will do. Come on. " Gulp' brush guy water, rotten tofu, leftover miscellaneous vegetables, rotten spinach, rotten cabbage, and rice paste. Gabaer made a lot of them, put two dustpans of coal ash underground in them, and stirred them all up with big shovels. Those people all ran out. There is no room for anyone in this room! As soon as the pot opened, two beggars came out and couldn't stand it. I got it all. Here comes the little eunuch. Holding it, one by one, holding a plate painted with golden red paint, with a small bowl of dragons in it. There is a bowl in one and a bowl in the other. The little eunuchs stood together, and hundreds of people came up with this bowl of soup one by one. Wenwu Baiguan picks the thumb brother "Good! Whose rules, the emperor is the most rules, look at those eunuchs, big and small, who are carrying soup. They all tilt their heads and dare not look at this bowl of soup. What is this rule! " Yes, little eunuchs are like this. Don't talk about it, even smell it.

Every minister has such a bowl in front of him, and so does the emperor. The emperor was very happy and picked up the bowl and smelled it. "What the hell is this!" "The emperor hesitated, civil and military officials also smelled it. When they finished smelling it, they looked at the emperor and said, "Well, it's all right this time. Two beggars, plus the county magistrate and three cooks, these people are finished, and no one can live. Can we drink this? "In a moment of anger, the emperor had to cut off these people."

The emperor held the bowl awkwardly. He looked at the civil servants and military commanders and said angrily, Oh dear! You can all enjoy life with me! Can't stand such a small crime? I found someone to make pearl jade white jade soup. You don't want to drink it? I should have answered that sentence. I think at the beginning, I was in a ruined temple. I felt sick and had a fever and a cold. I drank this thing and felt good. Now, I don't need it. But if I don't drink the soup I found someone to cook, you will laugh at me. No, let's do it together. And don't look at me. The bowl suddenly said, "Ladies and gentlemen, come, you, me, the monarch and the minister * * * drink the pearl jade and white jade soup." "Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock. Pick it up and light up the bottom of this bowl. " You love Qing, you are affectionate, you are boring, you are iron, you drink blood! Come on! Come on! "

Ministers look, "the emperor drank. What should we do? " "What's the matter? Pick it up, pick it up! " Everybody's up. It smells really bad. Make an excuse: "Brother Nian, please!" "Nonsense! I just asked you not to come! Don't talk nonsense, drink together! " Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

The emperor was happy when he saw that everyone was drinking. "Very good, very face!" Stand up, I'll help the dragon write the case. "Ladies and gentlemen, I asked someone to make this' pearl jade white jade soup'. What does it taste like after you have tasted it? " Hearing this, the civil and military officials (stand up and stretch out their fingers, and the two thumbs provoke each other, but they just don't talk). The emperor is happy! The emperor said, "Oh, everybody, don't talk, just stretch your fingers. I know what you are waiting for-would you like two more bowls each? "