Suntanned. It's funny. Tell me about the recommendation of 7 1

1, some things don't need to be wrangled, and the surface obeys and secretly resists.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

I want to be your sun, warm you when I am happy, and burn you when I am unhappy.

You said that height is your advantage and fullness is your symbol.

Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

6. Just like the tanned skin that never wears sunscreen or an umbrella, there is no way, but it will come back in vain one day. Even after a long time, I will still say that I am sunburned like that and naturally pay more attention to sun protection.

7. My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

8. How can you live up to your tanned skin and fallen meat without hard work?

9. I backed into the warehouse today and got a tan. ......

10, why get married when you are married? If you live to an average life expectancy, will you die?

1 1, "What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken?" "You start at the front and are pushed to the end."

12, never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

13, grandpa said that in their time, if there were questions that could not be done in the exam, they would write Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it.

14, when we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

15, men in bars are all looking for excitement, and women are mostly stimulated.

16, a day trip to Bijia Mountain, scorching sun, eyebrows washed away by sweat, only the place where the watch is worn is not tanned, and the skin hurts.

17, "Describe your appearance in class", "From vertebrate to invertebrate, and finally to mollusk"

18, I feel that my IQ has dropped recently, and my brain is not so bright. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

19, children treat toys as companions, and adults treat their partners as toys.

My dad touched my head today and said, I believe you will lose your head one day.

2 1. For those who like to send QQ messages and write "Good night to the world" before going to bed, I want to ask "Is the time difference really okay?" .

22. Take a good rest for a few days to restore tanned skin.

23. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

24. A man quarreled with his girlfriend. When he called to apologize, the phone rang for a long time and finally got through ... Female: "I'm sorry" Male (extremely excited but pretending to be calm): "You finally realized that you were wrong" Female: "The line you dialed was busy." Man: "..."

25. "Since you don't want to be together, why did you take a photo with me in the first place?" "I TM warn you again! Can you not talk about graduation photo! "

26, the head shape is not hard, love is uncertain. The leather shoes are not bright, so I can't find the object.

27. "How did the pig die?" "How do I know if you are not dead?"

Have a good rest during the day, because you have to sleep at night!

29. Reporter: "Grandpa, you are over eighty, and you still call your wife dear. How did you do it? " Grandpa: "Don't mention it, I have forgotten her name for a long time, and I dare not ask TM ..."

The goddess said, "I dreamed of you last night." I was surprised and asked, "What did you dream about me?" "I dreamed that my male god proposed to me, and you applauded and shouted: marry him, marry him."

3 1. I have never understood mathematics since I picked up a pen that fell to the ground in the first grade.

32. "Overwork leads to arm nerve compression", "talking to people" and "not wanting to do homework"

33. Alas, tigers don't show off. Do you treat me like a kitten?

34. School is like an insatiable little slut. She goes to school five times a week for nearly eight hours. She has to pay, but you have to admit that you have learned a lot of gestures from her.

35. If it clears up here, it's not the heat, but the ultraviolet rays are too strong! Sunburn skin! I don't think I can go back to the dark road.

36. I am the sun, I don't need anyone's light!

Let's take a trip on this spring day. I'll take you, you get the money.

38. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

39. "How can blood boiling be mediocre?" "talking to people" and "menstruation is coming."

40. The voodoo princess is actually not voodoo, she is just arrogant.

4 1, I'm dead and I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

42. The mouse is the maid of honor of the cat, and the cat is the bride of the tiger.

43. Weaning early as a child. Which kind-hearted person helped me make up for this incomplete childhood.

44. My mother told me that only the dead wear shoes to sleep, and I wondered, didn't most of those people die? It's terrible to cheat a corpse after class!

45. When you see your tanned skin, you will slash Kathy.

46. Although I am a little tanned, I think my skin has improved ... Finally, I have no money to make up ... I like humid places ... I don't care whether I will live in the south for a while in the future. ...

47. I especially liked playing hide-and-seek when I was a child. I went straight home as soon as others hid it.

48. It is said that God has arranged a person around everyone who is not fat to bother you.

49. Look at my sun protection skills. Snorkeling suit, spent a day in the water, only my feet were tanned!

50. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship!

5 1, "Why are there so few female couriers in express delivery companies?" "I'm afraid they can't help unpacking the courier while walking."

52. If being handsome is also a mistake, I would rather make a mistake again and again.

Happy Children's Day. I wish you a happy holiday

54. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

55. If a girl watches you nibble your lips this season, don't get me wrong, she may just be biting the dead skin.

56. Strike up a conversation should also pay attention to technology, and find the right person at the right time and place, such as I am online at the moment!

57. After Fiona Fang lost his memory, Di Renjie said, "Fiona Fang! I'm Dee Renjie! Don't you remember me? " Fiona Fang drew his sword and aimed it at Di Renjie. "Bullshit! I've only heard of Valentine's Day. Where are the days of the enemy? ! "

Recently, everyone on campus is saying that someone fell asleep in the toilet. Every time I hear someone say, I will sneak up, either like to join in the fun or want to hear what happened after I fell asleep that night.

I played with him for two hours, and I got a tan. My skin, I hope to restore its original color as soon as possible.

60. The most worrying thing in the world. I waited for the advertisement for more than 70 seconds and found that I had seen this episode.

6 1, the four favorite animals of women: scallop → pearl; Bear → fur; Crocodile → bag; Donkey → Pay the above fees.

62. I have always been burdened with handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age. I'm so tired.

63. "Would you please raise your hand and let me see your hand? ! "The robber shouted at the crowd in the bank.

64. This summer vacation, let yourself lose more weight, get rid of fat, and don't get tanned. I want to look white. Come on, good girl.

65. I admire people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I don't even talk to me.

66. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

67. What happened in class? I don't know. Let's talk about it first

68. "Why did you kick the classmate in front of you in class?" "Long legs, willfulness"

69. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

70. After many years of marriage, I slept until midnight. The husband suddenly turned around and hugged his wife tightly and said, "This life is so short." The wife was moved to tears when she heard this sentence, and the husband went on to say, "I can't cover my feet."

7 1, July 23, high temperature 35 degrees, big sun, Ma Shuang one-day tour. The biggest gain is that I met a girl who loves taking pictures and her skin was tanned by N degrees.