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Words to Mistress
The country is so charming, and the mistress is so coquettish. What other words are said to the mistress? Below are the words I collected for you to say to the mistress. I hope you like it!
Selected words to say to the mistress
1) Mistress , are not as good as Miss. Miss is doing this for money, what are you doing for?
2) A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a role in a TV series.
3) Whatever I can’t let go of must be because I can’t have it.
4) By the way, a reminder: Change your clothes into bellybands and open your pants, it will look better that way.
5) A bitch will always be a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it.
6) A tree without bark will definitely die. A shameless person is invincible. God declares, Xiaosan, that you are invincible.
7) Worship God when you are rich and prodigal when you have no money.
8) Since being a mistress is definitely shameless, she is used to harsh words.
9) Look at how coquettish you are. You were born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of the country?
10) Wait for me, kid. I must show up at your house. According to the household registration book, if I can’t be your wife, I will be your stepmother.
11) When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.
12) I laughed. If the mistress can straighten herself, the devil can grow angel wings. .
13) Oh, you look good, why didn’t you use the equipment your parents gave you to sit on the stage?
14) Not tall, not short, not fat, not thin. Three or four, no front, no back, no face, no skin, no heart.
15) Don’t think that you have the face of Sister Feng, so you go around cheating and being a servant of Santai Palace.
The latest thing to say to Xiaosan
1) A tree without bark will definitely die, a shameless person is invincible, God declares Xiaosan that you are invincible.
2) Get away from me as far as your thoughts go.
3) Although I am not very handsome, when I was young, some people praised me for having an idol on my left nostril.
4) Playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroying other people’s feelings? I will make you cry very rhythmically.
5) For love, you choose to be a mistress, for money, you become a chicken.
6) My wish: Drink until you are naturally drunk every day, sleep until you wake up naturally every day.
7) After studying for more than ten years, I still remember that kindergarten is easier to get along with.
8) Shallow things, how did God create such a failure like you.
9) Asexual, loveless and prude, but a true adulterer with love and justice.
10) I admire you, but I want to scold you! Let me kick your chest first and let you taste what it means to be a second wife?!
11) What a life for a woman The motto is~~~~Be more afraid of loneliness than rape. No, I'm convinced. I spend every day wandering into other people's double beds. When I wake up in the morning and see the face of a strange man, I feel less lonely and less afraid of the dark. ------For this excuse, I wonder if you have time to be afraid of the dark. You were just busy changing beds this night.
12) I am not a man, I am just an ordinary conservative housewife. Men and women have their own division of labor and must do their part. I would like to advise those idiots and bitches to think about the time when they meet their ancestors in the future! Don’t go to the next life and stink up the entire clan.
13) Let me tell you, I BS you! There is no difference between you and those street girls on the street at night. You can get in with just a wave of your hand! If they don’t want to pay the yuan, you can bargain and pay. It’s okay to get a 20% discount! You are no different from those women in hair salons, bathing centers, dance halls and nightclubs!
14) It’s just that these bitches don’t have children themselves. If they still have families and children, that’s really cool. It’s time to go to the eighteen levels of eternal hell!
15) Don’t think that this world was created by men. If there is no outstanding woman in the family, it will be the tragedy of generations and the entire family will be destroyed. Disaster!
16) As the saying goes, if a man is crazy, he will be crazy. If a woman is crazy, she will be crazy.
Not to mention these idiots and bitches with evil intentions who come out to harm others!
17) Those women on the street who dress like they are in a nude bathhouse, who do you think they are wearing them for?
18) You are a bitch but you want to erect a memorial arch. You are afraid that others will not know that you are a bitch.
19) If you keep shouting, I'll give it to you. You don't want money. That's great. What's your classic question? How much do you know about the question and answer? It's such a private question. Damn, you guys all got high marks.
20) You are so domineering. You are so good. With your image and style, hey, I can only say that you are so dedicated. Are all men so heavy-handed these days?~~~
What to say to your mistress
1) Don’t you have a dream to be a mistress? You should be so sad and dedicated, so what the hell do you pretend to do when this old man is on the phone with your wife? It’s like a quail, isn’t it better to keep it~
2) The third party, it’s you I’m scolding! I’m scolding you, an old woman who has no humanity at all and pretends to be a virgin!
3) Relying on your coquettish movements, charming eyes, and charming appearance, you have been classified as a "third party", and at the same time, you have another nickname: "Broken Shoes?!"
< p> 4) I am not a man, I am just an ordinary conservative housewife. Men and women have their own division of labor and must do their part. I would like to advise those idiots and bitches to think about the time when they meet their ancestors in the future! Don’t go to the next life and stink up the entire clan.5) This woman is not an ordinary person. This state of mind should be inherited, because her grandmother said something more profound. There are actually two kinds of people in the world, prostitutes and prostitutes. It made her feel very profound and reasonable. So she said, if you are not happy no matter what, then you might as well become a prostitute, at least you can be physically satisfied. Seeing this, I suddenly realized, no wonder, no wonder, your family is so lively and enjoys life so much.
6) Don’t think that this world is created by men. If there is no outstanding woman in the family, it will be a tragedy for generations and the whole family will be destroyed!
7 ) Those women on the street who dress like they are in a nude bathhouse, who do you think they are wearing them for?
8) Do you think that if you devote your youth to moaning proudly in bed, that man will love you? Are you dead? How is it in the end? Let’s go! Maybe you will say that we are living a good life and are very happy. I can only scold you again: What a fucking couple!
9) It’s just that these bitches don’t have children of their own. If they still have children, they will really go to the eighteenth level of hell!
10) As the saying goes, if a man is crazy, he will be crazy. If a woman is crazy, she will be crazy. Not to mention these idiots and bitches with evil intentions who come out to harm others!
11) Get out of here as far as your thoughts go.
12) Oh, you look good, why didn’t you use the equipment your parents gave you to sit on the stage?
13) I am also a woman, and I have grown so big. I've never seen you so mean.
14) Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words
15) Neither tall nor short nor fat nor thin nor three nor four, no front or back. Shameless, heartless and heartless.
16) Wait for me, kid. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can’t be your wife, I will be your stepmother
17) It doesn’t matter if you eat other people’s leftovers, the key is Your actions were too big and hurt the owner of the meal.
18) Purchase all kinds of idle girls at low prices for a long time. No restrictions on models. Details negotiable.
19) The country is so charming, and the mistress is so coquettish.
20) When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.
21) Don’t think that you have the face of Sister Feng, so you go around cheating and being a servant of Santai Palace.
22) Mistress, are you worthy of true love? One day you will be this man’s mistress, and tomorrow you will be in someone else’s bed.
23) You are a bitch, but you still pretend to be innocent, thinking you have feelings, bah, disgusting.
24) Purchase all kinds of idle girls at low prices for a long time. No restrictions on models. Details negotiable.
25) It doesn’t matter if you eat other people’s leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and will hurt the owner of the food.
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