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1. People still have to have dreams. Even if it is a salted fish, they must be the saltiest one.

2. If you ignore me, I will ignore you. As soon as you ignore me, I will reply ten sentences quickly!

3. Some people always say that I have a bad temper, which is really funny! It would be okay for a good-looking person like me to have a good temper.

4. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you until late at night. It is because of them that you stay up late, have dark circles under your eyes, and have such bad skin.

5. I understand the truth, but I just don’t like to talk about it!

6. I am a person who is very considerate of other people’s feelings, so I generally won’t embarrass others when I speak. If something I said made you uncomfortable, don't think too much about it, I did it on purpose.

7. It must be beautiful! Be beautiful! Because you are so beautiful and lose your temper all the time, some people say you are a annoying little goblin, or else are you ugly enough to force you to eat dynamite?

8. You have to remember that no matter how estranged we become in the end, a red envelope can bring us back to the beginning.

9. Just because I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, it only means that I am easy to take care of.

10. Those who cherished me when I was ugly and fat, I will definitely repay you double when I lose weight.

12. Cheer up, don’t be unkempt all day long, wash your face and you will find that you also have a refreshing ugly face.

13. Sometimes two people who chat happily on the Internet stop talking so much when they meet. It may be because they cannot send emoticons face to face.

14. People who say money can’t buy happiness may mean you have too little money.

15. I particularly envy the kind of people who can't eat when they are sad and lose weight suddenly. I never have such a moment anyway. I insist on eating no matter how sad I am.

16. I have been single for a long time, and I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, let alone a bottle cap.

17. Although there is no progress at all in work and study, there is always a mysterious calmness and confidence.

18. When you can’t find a good angle to take a selfie, you must realize the fact that you look better in person than in the photo.

19. If you could become beautiful, but at the cost of your best friend gaining three pounds, would you be willing? Not to brag, but please try the 10-pound version first to see the effect.

20. Friendship is very simple. It means thinking about the other person when you are eating delicious food, and then take a photo and send it to her.

21. You don’t fall in love, you don’t study diligently, you don’t play games, you don’t watch TV, and you have no friends to chat with you. Why do you still go to bed so late every day? Why? Why?

22. Losing weight is nothing more than talking and scaring the body.

23. Being single does not mean that you do not understand love. The reality is that you are either ugly, fat, or both. The most liked sentences in the circle of friends

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A woman who grew up in a slum was lucky enough to read two more books, but she thought she could be on an equal footing with others. But life has always been a relay race, but we naively regarded it as a 100-meter sprint. You and I are both mortals, and there are very few people who can break out of the primitive class, especially women. In the face of marriage, love is too small. The real resistance is not the pressure and look down from others, it is the genes, sensitivity and vulnerability flowing in the bones.

—— Yi Shu's "The Story of Cheng Huan"

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The old lady said: "I particularly look down on you young people. It's true to say that it's ordinary. Are you worthy?

I went to the mountains and countryside, worked as an educated youth, and endured famine. But you can't experience this. But now I am safe and happy, and I have nothing to do. Go to bed early and get up early. Do you think that the peace of mind you get out of thin air will naturally cool down? , go to mountains of swords and seas of fire, and think that you are born out of this world without being involved in the world, and think that you have come from the Nirvana of the Living Buddha? .

——Zhang Jiajia

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If you love someone, you must tell him, not to ask him to repay you, but to make him feel dark in the future. In the days when he was denying himself, he remembered that there were still people in the world who loved him so much, and that he was not worthless.

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Only those who are in humble circumstances have the best chance to see the truth about the world and human nature. If a person doesn't want to climb high, he doesn't need to be afraid of falling, and he doesn't need to exclude others. He can keep his innocence, let nature take its course, and concentrate on accomplishing what he can do.

——Yang Jiang "The Three of Us"

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In fact, the baobab tree really loved the little prince so much that it let its buds It becomes more and more like the little prince's rose, so that it grows faster and faster, and wants to cover the entire B612 planet. It's a pity that the little prince only loves his roses and is afraid that the baobab tree will hurt his roses.

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If you say you will come at four o'clock in the afternoon, I will start to feel very happy from three o'clock in the afternoon. The closer the time is, the happier I will feel. By four o'clock, I will be restless, and I have discovered the value of happiness; but if you come at any time, I will not know when I will be ready to meet your mood.

—— "The Little Prince"

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If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand for eternity, without any gestures of joy or sorrow. Half of it is peaceful in the soil, half of it is flying in the wind, half of it is covered with shade, and half of it is bathed in sunshine.

Very silent, very proud, never relying on, never looking for.

——Sanmao "Tell It to Yourself"

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When you are old and look back on your life, you will find: when did you study abroad, and what When you decide to start your first career, when you choose a partner and fall in love, when you get married, these are actually great changes in destiny. It's just that when you stood at a fork in the road and saw the storm, the day you made your choice was quite dull and ordinary in your diary. At that time, you thought it was just an ordinary day in your life.

——Tao Jie's "The Girl Who Killed Quail"

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Don't look for me where there are thousands of people gathering and dancing. If I want to meet each other, at the intersection of various sorrows and joys, all I can do is to travel a long distance to return to my true nature.

——Mu Xin's "My Lots of Lust"

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From now on, I begin to choose my life carefully, and I will no longer give in easily. Lost myself in all kinds of temptations. I have heard the call from afar in my heart, and I no longer need to look back and care about all the rights and wrongs and discussions behind me.

I have no time to look back on the past, I want to move forward.

——Milan Kundera "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"

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As a word, "alive" is in our Chinese language Full of power, its power does not come from shouting or attacking, but from enduring, to endure the heavy tasks that life gives us, to endure the happiness and suffering, boredom and mediocrity that reality gives us.

——Yu Hua's "Alive"

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When I was a child, I scratched out the word "Thank you" on the lottery and didn't throw it away.

I had to I had to wipe out all the "Thank you for your patronage" before letting me go.

It was exactly the same as many things happened later.

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All boys really feel that they will not break their promises when they swear, and when they regret it, they really feel that they cannot do it. Therefore, something like an oath cannot measure fidelity, nor can it judge right or wrong. It can only prove that at the moment when it was said, each other was sincere.

——Jiuyehui's "The Year in a Hurry"

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The beginning of the story is always like this, it happens at the right time and is caught off guard.

The ending of the story is always like this, two flowers bloom, separated by the sky.

——Zhang Jiajia "Passing Through Your World"

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If I had known that it would be so disturbing, why would I not have known each other in the first place.

——Li Bai's "Autumn Wind Ci"

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When I was five years old, my mother told me that the key to life is happiness. After I went to school, people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, and I wrote "happy". They told me that I understood the question wrongly, and I told them that they understood life wrongly.

——John Lennon

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I have walked on bridges in many places, seen clouds many times, drank many kinds of wine, But I have only loved one person at his best age.

——Shen Congwen's "Short Notes on a Journey to Hunan"

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There is a passage in "This Killer Is Not Too Cold" that impressed me deeply:

Matilda: Is life always so hard? Or is it only like this in childhood...

Leon: It's always like this.

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Things like nightclubs, tattoos, chaos, and hooking up may seem cool, but in fact, these are not difficult at all. You can do it as long as you are willing to do it. What is cooler should be those things that are not easy to do, such as reading, fitness, making money, and loving someone with all your heart. These are things that ordinary people think are boring and difficult to persist.

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Perhaps every man has had two women like this, at least two.

Marry a red rose, and over time, the red one will become a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, while the white one will remain "the bright moonlight in front of the window"; marry a white rose, and the white one will become a speck of mosquito blood on your clothes. Rice sticks, but the red one is a cinnabar mole on the heart.

—— Zhang Ailing's "Red Roses and White Roses"

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Before the marriage, Liang Sicheng asked Lin Huiyin: "There is one sentence, I will only ask this once, in the future You won’t ask again, why me?”

Lin Huiyin replied: “The answer is very long. I will spend my whole life answering you. Are you ready to listen to me?”

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Jose asked Sanmao: "How much money do you want a husband to earn?"

Sanmao said: "If you don't like it, a multi-millionaire won't marry; If you like it, you will marry a billionaire."

Jose said: "After all, you always want to marry a rich man."

"There are exceptions." Three. Mao sighed.

"What if you follow me?" Jose asked naturally.

Sanmao said: "As long as you have enough money to eat, forget it."

Jose thought for a moment and asked again: "Do you eat too much?"

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Sanmao answered very carefully: "Not much, not much. You can eat less in the future." Say something that makes people want to like it

1. Life can be wandering and lonely. , but your soul must have somewhere to go.

2. Happiness is actually much simpler than we think. The problem is that if we don’t explore and experience all the complex misfortunes, fall through all the falls that should befallen, and After climbing all the mountains, we can't believe that there is happiness under the palm-sized tree shade at the foot of the mountain. ---Liu Yu's "Send You a Bullet"

3. Travel is the best way to reveal a person's character. Traveling is the most tiring and troublesome time, and it brings out one's true nature. Only those who do not hate each other after a long and hard journey can make friends. The order of the honeymoon trip after marriage is reversed. You should travel for a month first, and after a month of boating and driving, if the two parties have not seen through each other and hate each other, but still want to maintain the original engagement, this kind of couple is guaranteed not to get divorced. Qian Zhongshu

4. If there is fate, time and space are not distance; if there is no fate, we will not be able to understand each other even if we are together all day long. If you are always ignored, why bother yourself; if you are not cherished, why bother to maintain it.

5. No one can satisfy everyone, so just satisfy yourself and the person you like. Everything you judge may be a projection of your own heart. Life is a process of constant acceptance and abandonment, a journey of facing cold eyes and ridicule and moving forward alone. Han Han

6. Life always leaves us bruised and bruised, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.

7. Lucky people will know that luck does not mean being rich and successful, or being happy without pain, but being loved regardless of joy, anger, sorrow or joy.

8. The best thing is like water. Water benefits all things without fighting. He is hated by everyone, so he is close to the Tao. Live in a good place, have a good heart, be kind and benevolent, speak good words and have good faith, govern well, do good things and be able to do good things at the right time. The husband does not fight, so there is no need for you. ---Laozi's "Tao Te Ching"

9. It is said that girls who have been single for a long time gradually become like the boy they most want to marry.

10. If you want to be a sun, start from dust; if you want to be a big river, start from water droplets; if you want to become a hero that attracts world attention, then start from the most ordinary, Start from the most ordinary people.

11. "Hong Kong" and "Charlotte" both tell us: what you like may not be suitable for you, and the one who is by your side is always the best.

12. It doesn’t have to be too early to meet, just right. What is frustrating is that you are a delayed passenger at midnight; but you are so lucky, and he happened to choose this bus.

13. You can live without poetry, but you can’t live without poetry; you can live without a road, but you can’t live without steps; you can live without experience, but you can’t live without learning, and you can live without flashes. , but there should be no stains.

14. Life is short. No longer refuse to bow your head because of willfulness, no longer ignore you because of anger, and no longer break up lightly because of stubbornness. Believe in it for the last time and keep walking until you grow old.

15. There are very few people who love me, but when you say you love me, I suddenly feel that the whole universe is full of love for me.

16. In the gloomy days, don’t let the cold fate rejoice; since fate comes to insult us, we should retaliate with a calm attitude.

17. Who will you be deeply in love with after many years? Will you remember that you still owe me a future?

18. Social gatherings require people to make sacrifices, and the more unique a person's personality is, the harder it is for him to make such sacrifices. Therefore, a person's avoidance, tolerance or enjoyment of solitude is in exact proportion to his own value. For when alone a wretch feels all his wretchedness, and a man of rich thoughts only feels the richness of his own thoughts.

19. Make your circle smaller, make your language cleaner, improve your grades, keep your stories in your heart, and you will have what you want now.

20. Girls must study hard, whether they are college or undergraduate, choose a major that is good for employment or a major that you like, so that you can have a decent job in the future. Only in this way, if you fall in love with an outstanding boy in the future, you can marry him decently, and his parents will respect you and treat you like jewels. Who said that a girl’s job is not important and that marrying a good husband is enough? You must be good enough to be a good match for a good man.

21. There are people who like loneliness, but they don’t like disappointment.

22. This world is a carnival of fools. We are all so stupid that we are willing to do it, so we have the courage to be ourselves and waste our lives heartlessly and seriously. In fact, it is your amazing self who is always with you.

23. Life is a mass of desires. If desires are not satisfied, it will be painful, and if they are satisfied, they will be boring. And life is swinging between pain and boredom. Happiness is nothing but a temporary cessation of desire.

24. I have been in contact with many men, tried to strike up a conversation with girls, and then were called crazy or idiots. These men are constantly reflecting on themselves. Are their manners not generous enough? Don't you behave elegantly enough? Is your language not humorous enough? Are you not confident enough in your eyes? However, no man has ever seriously thought about whether he is too ugly!

25. This world is immersed in sin: savages devour each other, and civilized people deceive each other. This is what is called the way of the world. A wise person knows how to keep a certain distance from the fire when keeping warm, and will not get too close to the fire like a fool. After the latter burns himself, he plunges into the cold loneliness and complains loudly about the burning flames.

--- Schopenhauer, "The Wisdom of Life"

26. When you feel lonely and helpless, think about the hundreds of trillions of cells that live just for you.

27. Some nostalgia cannot be explained clearly; some good things cannot be kept. You come floating in the air, no matter how ordinary it is, it is a kind of happiness; you go gently, no matter how wonderful it is, it cannot make up for it. The expectations that are both real and illusory, the journeys of crying or laughing, are all blessings that are difficult to let go of in life; the looming you, the dreams that seem to be there and not, are all things that I will not regret in this world. care. Say something that makes people like it as soon as they see it. Post it on Moments and say something that makes people want to like it

1. A good neighbor is someone who can be relaxed and relaxed depending on the atmosphere even without making an appointment in advance. Make a temporary appointment to go out.

2. When these snowflakes fall, they are so white and beautiful. In a few days, the sun will come out and every snowflake will disappear. Next winter, there will be lots and lots of snowflakes, but they won’t be the same as this year.

3. Lu Xun once said that as long as you spend money regularly, your worries will be reduced by 80%, but where does the money come from? Lu Xun didn't say anything.

4. There is sadness in the world that cannot shed tears. This kind of sadness cannot be explained to others, and even if it is explained, others will not understand it. It remains unchanged forever, just like snowflakes on a windless night quietly depositing in the bottom of my heart. "The End of the World and Cold Wonderland"

5. It is said that I have betrayed the world, but the world has never treated me kindly.

6. Lying and silence can be said to be the two major evils that are spreading day by day in human society. In fact, we lie often and fall silent at every turn. "Listen to the Song of the Wind"

7. In the drizzle of the parasol trees at night, I recall the Chenghuan Pavilion in the evening lake. We can't bear to forget each other across the curtain, but we only regret that it's too late to meet again. The love is still warm, but the people have dispersed, and I am alone in thin old clothes and cold clothes. I have no sleep this night, watching the lights dim, and looking back is all about the past. Misty like clouds and smoke in the past, lingering around for a long time and unwilling to disperse.

8. I always thought that I grew up alone, but this is absolutely not the case.

9. It’s holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only see it, but also go around it.

10. This world may be like this. As long as people who are destined to help each other and support each other can get support from others even if they have a bad relationship with their blood-related family members.

11. If there is fate, if you miss it, you will come back. If there is no fate, you will leave after meeting. There are reasons to get together and excuses to leave. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

12. Life is a journey. We have gone through several reincarnations to get this journey. And this journey is very short, so you might as well be bold, you might as well be bold to love someone, to climb a mountain, to chase a dream. There are many things that I don’t understand. But I believe one thing: God put us in this world just to let us create miracles.

13. I hope I can become a rich and interesting person, but if that doesn’t work, I can just be rich.

14. Although it is very difficult now, these experiences may bear fruit in the future.

15. What speed should I use to meet you.

16. Everyone has his own forest. Maybe we have never been there, but it has always been there and will always be there. Those who are lost are lost, and those who meet will meet again. "Norwegian Forest"

17. A beauty grows old in a blink of an eye, and in an instant, she misses you in the end of the world, reluctant to leave, and never forgets each other in the world...

18. You see These white clouds gather and disperse, disperse and gather again, and the separation and separation in life are like this again.

19. When I look at the sea, I always want to find someone to talk to. But when I talk to people, I always want to see the ocean. "Listen to the Sing of the Wind"

20. I can eat instant noodles with you, ride a bicycle, and wear cheap clothes with you, but you have to remember that it is me who is willing, not that I am only worthy of these.

21. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

22. Don’t ask for anything from others in your life. If people want to give you something, you don't have to ask, and they will naturally give it to you; if they don't want it, it's useless for you to beg for it, and it will make them hate you.

23. Time will pierce the gorgeousness and delicacy of youth; it will carve parallel lines on no one’s forehead; it will eat up rare treasures and natural beauty.

24. Many people say, I don’t want to be so busy and stressed every day like you. In fact, what you give up is not just the result of making money. It’s the ability developed for this result! This is not chicken soup, this is life!