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1. Do you believe it or not? Sister, a mouthful of salt soda will kill you.

2. Happiness is: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

3. What kind of sisters are sisters who cannot joke?

4. At that time, Wei didn’t know that one day, the distance would become the end of the world.

5. Farts are the souls of shit, and those that are particularly smelly are the souls of shit.

6. Time is like a big sieve, it can withstand filtering, and those who remain in the end are true friends.

7. When I can’t see you, it feels like I have a cigarette but forgot to bring a fire.

8. Never learn about the person you love from other people’s mouths. You know whether you feel good or not, and you know whether you love someone or not.

9. Don’t make promises to me easily, I’m afraid you can’t do it.

10. Don’t use your parents’ money to do things that are embarrassing to your parents.

11. It is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

12. People tell the truth in three situations: before parting, in despair, and after being drunk.

13. Even a stainless steel heart will deform after being stabbed so many times with a knife.

14. Girls with poor geographical location shine brightly, and girls with poor geographical location still travel all over the world!

15. No one is seventeen forever, but some people are always seventeen.

16. Others laugh at me for being whimsical, and I laugh at them for not understanding my love for you. Others laugh at me for wasting my life, but I laugh at them for not understanding your importance to me.

17. As long as you keep smiling, life will smile at you!

18. I cannot be defeated by reality because I still have awesome dreams.

19. Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and those who are overwhelmed will surely fall.

20. My brain is so small and cannot hold so much knowledge.

21. The road of love has been traveled too much, and all kinds of scenery have been seen through.

22. The thief who stole my wallet opened it and saw only five dollars, and sighed with tears: It’s not easy!

23. I don’t know if we have a future, but I will work hard for this certain assumption.

24. Time will harvest the truest feelings, and wind and rain will test the warmest companionship.

25. Those who like me are good people, those who dislike me are bad people, and those who hate me are not human beings.

26. Ruin your life and make you poor for three generations. If you don’t touch both, you will become rich and handsome.

27. Baby! Build a siege! Surround me! I don't want to continue drifting!

28. Always strive for perfection, but don’t know that it will always be a flaw.

29. Don’t annoy me. I’ll take you to a straw boat to borrow arrows. It’s 100% successful.

30. Yuanfang, what do you think about this matter? Sir, Yuan Fang is dead. It is a big thing to visit the grave but a small thing to burn paper.

31. Don’t like me too much, I’m not as good as you think.

32. I hope there is such a person who will pamper me to no end.

33. Du Niang knows more than me, so you can definitely go to her if you have any questions.

34. Men are more ruthless than you think.

35. If anyone wants to marry you naked, go and run naked by yourself.

36. Don’t hold the past too tightly, because then you won’t be able to free up your hands to embrace the present.

37. The past belongs to death, and the future belongs to you.

38. Of course, if you give up here, thank you very much for this good time, and you will be grateful again in the future.

39. Without you, even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing.

40. When you are proud, your friends will know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

41. Faced with the fact that I really want to tell you not to smile at me with a copycat version of Mona Lisa, my stomach can’t stand it.

42. As soon as you go out, all the birds in the mountains will fly away, and all the people will be wiped out.

43. I admit that I made a mistake. My mistake was in loving you, and my mistake was in believing in love.

44. You didn’t abandon me, I abandoned you.

45. If something comes up, go straight to the point. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

46. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let’s get married. I treat you!

47. Dear young man, I wish you will be as lonely as a dog in the future.

48. At home, our parents are obedient to us. When we leave home, we are obedient to society.

49. Trying to break up with me is all you can do.

50. There is only one kind of person who fails, and that is the person who gives up before reaching success.

51. If you rebel against me, you don’t want your heart, liver, spleen, stomach, and kidneys anymore!

52. Maybe you have never known me, but you have to remember that I am a good girl.

53. I can apologize, but you must kneel down and listen.

54. It’s obviously just cool and free, so why pretend to be Nongfu Spring.

55. No one is irreplaceable, and nothing is a must-have.

56. Don’t change yourself for others, be yourself, and those who care about you will prefer the real you.

57. Do excellent work that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor dull.

58. One second I can let you go to heaven, the next second I can push you to hell.

59. Integrity will always bring you success, but it may be the next stop.

60. Don’t chirp in front of others. If you see me unhappy, just kill me.

61. I heard that you are living a good life, so I wish you will grow old alone without her.

62. Suddenly discovered that Newton is very powerful, including pulling force, buoyancy, thrust, friction, gravity, pressure, resistance and support.

63. Don’t ask me if I’m doing well. You can’t help me if I’m not doing well, and it’s not your fault that I’m doing well.

64. I bet with my life's happiness, how could you let me lose?

65. It’s okay to step on me, but why the hell do you step on my shoes? I just bought them.

66. Boss, weigh two pounds of love and take it home to feed the dog.

67. Girl, your tears are golden beans, not everyone deserves them.

68. As the saying goes: It takes ten years to cross the same boat, and a hundred years to sleep on the same pillow. It is fate that we can meet each other.

69. We put down our individuality, principles, and freedom just because we can’t let go of one person.

70. You used to be the oxygen in my life, but now you are only worthy of being carbon dioxide.

71. I really miss my childhood. When it was hot, I could be shirtless like a boy!

72. Whenever I want to cherish it, you fucking leave first.

73. I only lend you one ride in your life, and this ride is the rest of your life.

74. If we had never met each other in life, I would still be the same me, occasionally dreaming, occasionally talking and laughing.

75. I am your little monster, but you will never be my Ultraman, because they can never be together.

76. She said: If you don’t let me wear a wedding dress, I will let you wear a cassock.

77. Well, I can get through all the troubles and still laugh loudly.

78. If you can’t see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my differences.

79. Sometimes, you have to face it alone, just to prove that you can.

80. Men are like chewing gum. The longer they are chewed, the less flavorful they become.

81. Don’t be afraid of a well-deserved death, but be afraid of an insignificant death.

82. Is there anyone like me who wants to go to school during the holidays and wants to take a vacation when going to school?

83. The truth about mother-in-law and grandma: men become feminine and women become aunties.

84. I have nothing to do with other people's life and death, but I can't sit idly by as long as you frown slightly.

85. Don’t see through me, otherwise you will lose all interest in me.

86. I stick to my style and live in my time.

87. I really want to be lovelorn, but I don’t even have a chance to fall in love.

88. There was an era in the past when everyone wanted to live calmly.

89. In front of me, the enemy will either flee or be completely defeated!

90. Everyone has a tattooed lover in their life. Fire cannot extinguish it and water cannot drown it.

91. The most despicable thing is emotion, and the coldest thing is human heart. Thank you for your smile, which prevents me from seeing your heart clearly.

92. What’s the use of being handsome? In the end, you won’t be eaten by the pawns.

93. There are always thirty days every month when I don’t want to go to work!

94. I thought I could give you a surprise this time, but instead I scared you.

95. People who understand me don’t need to explain, and people who don’t understand me don’t need to explain.

96. Indifferent people, thank you for once looking down on me and allowing me to live a more exciting life without bowing my head.

97. Everyone has his own destiny, what does everything have to do with others?

98. My noble singleness is just to wait for you to fall in love and get married.

99. Good-looking people are all photography materials, and you are PS materials.

100. Only bow your head when lighting a cigarette, and only be gentle to the person you love.

101. I am very tired and want to fall down, but countless smiling faces behind me and the disappointed eyes of my parents are telling me that I can’t hold on.

102. Xiao Zhao in The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slaying always wears anklets, so why does she wear underwear? Classic quotes from yy anchors

1. Real bad guys are not scary, but fake good guys are scary.

2. It’s not that I look down on you, but that I don’t care about you at all.

3. What do you usually like to do? Go to school and go online. Is your boyfriend's (female) friend's name called "Wang" or "Xue"?

4. Beef is like the crops in the south, which are harvested three times a year without stopping.

5. A dog with a broken spine dared to bark in front of me. I have never seen such a shameless person. How can such decaying fluorescence compare to the bright moon in the sky.

6. Do you think the most sour feeling is jealousy? No, the most sour feeling is that I have no right to be jealous.

7. No one is born who is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death has ever been born, so no one should pretend to be arrogant!

8. When most people are concerned about whether you fly high, only a few people care about whether you are tired from flying. This is friendship.

9. If you are a white-collar worker, you need to prepare a few white shirts. Firstly, it is professional, and secondly, it is easy to reveal the color of your bra!

10. Your name is Door God, and you are so strong in singing. Can I call you Gangmen?

11. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

12. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want.

13. Do you want to die?

14. Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going.

15. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

16. You have a pair of eyes that look down on others, and you say you look down on others with dog eyes!

17. Do you know what women’s underwear is used for? You know!

18. Are you blushing? It doesn't matter, I'll stuff cucumbers into your eyes and your face will turn white immediately.

19. Maturity is not about the heart growing old, but about keeping a smile while tears are rolling in your eyes.

20. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can’t wear it all day long.

21. Your new love is not someone else’s broken shoe.

22. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

23. I used to like reception, but now I finally get to do reception.

24. I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will give in three points. If someone offends me again, I will eradicate the roots.

25. When the water is extremely clear, there are no fish; when people are extremely humble, they are invincible.

26. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their airs, can’t tear apart face, and can’t solve the plot.

27. Men have four fears: the lady is sick, the lover is pregnant, the public writes letters, and the wife commits suicide. What are you afraid of?

28. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

29. Whenever I think of women around me, I feel like I stand out from the crowd!

30. We are friends under the same quilt, but we are still friends when we lift the quilt!

31. Are you a **? I mean, I'm a shooter!

32. Oh, I’m so shy! Just Jiang Zi!

33. The sun shines through the window and hits your face!

34. Cows are ordinary people, and cow organs are literati.

35. Sorry, my ears have diarrhea!

36. Huh? What are you wearing? What did you rub on your face? This looks completely unattractive! You are probably 1/8 of Martian blood. Alas, growing up is not easy!

37. We solemnly promise not to use urban management first.

38. I have a Korean friend who taught me a Cantonese saying: Ignore your mother, Simida!

39. When I turn into a swan, you are still a coward.

40. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes.

41. Baby, don’t be naughty.

42. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

43. Fire can be used to test gold, gold can be used to test women, and women can be used to test men.

44. People, looking beautiful is not as good as living a beautiful life.

45. Why do you get up so early? The bar isn't open yet!

46. Beauty makes men stop, wisdom makes men stay.

47. Women use friendship to reject love, and men use friendship to exchange for love.

48. The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become an adult.

49. My favorite sport is the Thomas full-turn screwdriver piston motion!

50. You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry when you are not around.

51. Not every sorry can be exchanged for being okay.

52. My measurements are: 177, 125, 17.

53. You are the Atlantic scallop, a male and female in one.

54. The love rival fell into the water, so we can only pee.

55. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.

56. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you try to be jealous.

57. Life can be made easy, and life can also be exquisite.

58. A woman’s tears are useless liquid, but if you make a woman cry, it means you are useless.

59. Time is like a net. Wherever you cast it, your harvest will be there.

60. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

61. If I know more truth than others, it is because I make more mistakes than others.

62. Don’t think that I still love you. What I love is the past.

63. Don’t laugh too much!

64. For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with you as a different human being! Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In other people's eyes, it's stupid for me and a pig to be arguing.

65. I try my best to gather myself, just like the stone I hold tightly, in order to throw it farther!

66. They say you meet love around the corner. Damn, if I wasn’t paying attention, I was hit by a car before I even reached the corner!

67. Falling in love is like peeling an onion, there is always one layer that will make you cry.

68. When a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with his wife, and the woman will be there to persuade him; when a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will have a quarrel with the man next to her, and her wife will be there to persuade her.

69. My uncle is here, so I can’t eat too much chili!

70. Those who masturbate themselves were angels with broken wings in their previous lives! They would rather kill 1.2 billion heavenly soldiers than harm others!

71. A side effect of success is that the past practices are also suitable for the future.

72. If the son is disobedient, he can be beaten appropriately, otherwise he will not show his majesty. This is the problem with sex.

73. After I saw you, I understood what your father meant all day long by scolding you that it was better to have a lump than to have a baby. Look at the burning, and then look at you and compare it. It’s really Burning is better than burning!

74. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

75. Spring is here, and it’s mating season.

76. Can you be civilized? Can't you say you want to vomit in your anus?

77. What you can’t extricate yourself from is love and the radishes in other people’s fields.

78. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

79. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

80. Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it drains.

81. When I loved you, you hit me and scolded me, but I endured it. If I don’t love you anymore, try touching me again.

82. You have to be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills are fake, otherwise you wouldn’t have grown so big!

83. When I transform into a swan, are you still an egg?

84. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream.

85. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

86. Being beautiful can only provide eyesight to others, but it does not necessarily bring happiness.

87. Let the future come and let the past pass.

88. Small happiness is around you, and being easily satisfied is heaven.

89. Never mentioning something is not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

90. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?

91. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

92. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw a stone at my head!

93. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.

94. Let’s become sworn friends! The ritual is that you jerk my penis and I jerk your penis, whoever throws it first is the boss!

95. Wearing low-cut clothes and covering them with your hands is so unethical.

96. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

97. Use your 2B pencil to describe your life.

98. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

99. A friend is someone who sees you through and still likes you.

100. In fact, I am also a five-on-one player!

101. Girls can be divided into three types according to their appearance: one from heaven, one from the people, and one from the underworld.

102. A smile costs nothing but creates a lot of value.

103. The similarities between me and my father are different.

104. The bitterness and sweetness of coffee does not depend on how to stir it, but whether to add sugar; the pain of a period of time does not depend on how to forget it, but on whether you have the courage to start over.

105. I think the only best way to help you is to sell yourself and bury yourself!

106. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives.

107. When I was a child, I loved playing hide and seek. After others hid it, I would go home to eat. WeChat Momo anchor’s more attractive signature sentences

1. If you have something to say, don’t wait for the other person to understand it, because the other person is not you and doesn’t know what you want. Wait until In the end it can only be sad and disappointing, especially emotionally.

2. No matter what, a person's depravity is always unforgivable. The more no one loves you, the more you must love yourself.

3. I thought that when I put on my headphones, the whole world would have nothing to do with me. Unexpectedly, this made me even more emotional.

4. Every time I see you, I just want to hug you and kiss you immediately.

5. In fact, I have been waiting by your side, waiting for you to lean on my shoulder and say, will there come a day when your tenderness belongs to me, and I will not make you sad anymore, let you Tears will flow again!

6. Marriage is the result of love, because only with love can we have marriage. Marriage is not as romantic and sweet as love at all. There is a difference between unmarried love and married love. Unmarried love is full of many beautiful fantasies, but married love will not let you have many fantasies, and may even make you destroy the beautiful fantasies you once had.

7. Dreams become empty and fall into the sky, and mist and rain in the south of the Yangtze River make life miserable.

8. If the distance between people is too close, it will sting, and if it is too far, it will hurt.

9. Don’t tell me forever, I can’t stand women rejecting love with friendship and men using friendship in exchange for love.

10. I gave up my dignity, personality, and stubbornness just because I couldn’t let go of you.

11. When I clamor to leave you, it is the time when I can’t leave you the most.

12. If you can't let go, don't let it go. If you can't forget it, remember it first. One day you will find that you have forgotten it while you are still thinking about it.

13. I thought that the bird could not fly across the sea, because I thought that the bird did not have the courage to fly across the sea. Years later, I discovered that it was not that the bird could not fly across the sea, but that the other side of the sea was no longer there. Waiting

14. Sometimes, love is also a kind of hurt. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

15. Love is not about finding a perfect person, but learning to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes.

16. What you possess determines what you can attract. Who you are is worthy of who you are. What you have to do is to be yourself quietly and wait for another fool to hold your hand and say: The journey is long, let's be together. ---Weilan "The road is far away, let's be together"

17. There will be a period of time when you will suddenly have a good relationship with some people and think that each other can become real friends. Then at a certain time, suddenly you will Alienated again.

18. Just as leaves must stretch out from the painful curling up, people must break free from unthinking ignorance. This is life. ---Chai Jing's "Seeing"

19. No one can restrain us, except ourselves. No one will remember when we do something right, and no one will forget when we do something wrong. A man who raises a dog is energetic, a man who raises a cat has determination, a man who raises a woman has financial resources, and a man who raises a wife is attractive.

20. Whatever you do, you must take into account the feelings of others. If I take care of others, who will take care of me?

21. If I had not met you, it would not be so difficult for me to accept others.

22. Sadness is an accessory of the night, just like love comes with torture.

23. The bottom line for speaking: strive to tell the truth; if you cannot tell the truth, remain silent; when you have no right to remain silent and have to tell lies, you should not hurt others.

24. I have always believed that there will be a height that will allow me to see different scenery.

25. I know I am not the best, but remember, if you lose it, you will never have it again.

26. When you take a different road, you will experience a different scenery from others. No matter how far the road is, no matter how dim the light is, never stop moving forward.

27. Everyone has their own long-cherished wishes and their own reluctances. Not everyone hides from themselves. You have to learn to avoid everyone.

28. Even if fate cannot bear fruit, I will not regret thousands of witherings

29. Never change yourself for others. If he cannot accept the worst of you, I don’t deserve the best of you either.

30. A truly free society is: there are no heroes, and anyone can be a waste in an upright manner.

31. Stop and go, how many people will remember me.

32. In the past, when we drank with each other, we knew that a thousand cups would be too few. Now, when we drink with a thousand cups, we know that there are too few.

33. Give yourself a hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don’t sigh for yesterday, just make today better.

34. There is always a person who always lives in the bottom of my heart, but is no longer in life.

35. Leave tears to those who love you the most, and leave smiles to those who hurt you the most.

36. Naihe Bridge, Meng Po Tang, forget the injuries you have suffered. Excerpts from classic quotes by sports anchor Zhang Bin

Zhang Bin graduated from the Journalism Department of Renmin University of China in 1991. He is the assistant director of CCTV Sports Channel and the director of CCTV Fengyun Football Channel. In 1990, he began to serve as the host of the "Football Night" column; in 2000, he hosted the TV special "EURO 2000 European Championship Special" which was broadcast at prime time in the fifth program of CCTV; in 2006, he began to serve as the sports news department of CCTV Sports Center Deputy Director, is the program producer of "Sports News" and "Football Night".

Zhang Bin’s classic quotations:

Although the credibility of charity is not strong now, people are still kind. As long as you let them feel your sincerity, they will definitely hand over their own. Heart.

Today’s charity programs are no longer donor-oriented, but more concerned about the inner and living conditions of recipients.

I feel that CCTV is consciously shortening the distance between it and the audience, and working together with the audience to produce high-quality programs that are more beneficial to society is the social responsibility of the television media.

To help people who are suffering, to bring CCTV closer to the audience, and to make the audience and the media more emotional and trustful.

Others have a fully mature mentality, but as a developing country, we have a mentality in the process of development. We always need a higher goal and pursuit. Therefore, what we do is more complex and lively than others.