Classic quotations from "Tomb Robbery Notes" by Sanshu Nanpai

Classic quotations from "Tomb Raider Notes":

1. Think about it carefully, it seems that the greatest ability of people is to hurt themselves.

2. This turned out to be the sound of a stuffy oil bottle.

3. Pan Zi made sure that I had no fractures, took out some bandages, helped me bandage the larger wounds, and then cursed: Why are you still jumping when I told you to stop? You will lose your life. , otherwise how can I explain to the third master if you die? When I heard this, I was furious and cursed: "You still said that I was already in mid-air, and you just stopped. This grandma's video tape is not playing, but it can also pour it down." Go back

4. People must have some faith. People from other walks of life worship Guan Gong. The northern sect of tomb robbers worships Zhong Kui. The southern sect generally does not do this. However, there is a saying in Changsha that they worship the "Huang King" for a period of time.

5. Everyone was confused + horrified. One person asked if it was a buried corpse, and another person said: You thought it was a refrigerator. Put your head on the grid and your butt on the bottom grid. You Are you willing?

6. The bald man didn’t know what was good or bad, so he asked again: What kind of job does Mr. Wang do? The fat man was stunned and felt that he was embarrassed, but he couldn’t show it in front of educated people. Too rough, said? Well, in layman’s terms, I am actually an underground worker. When Zhang Tu heard this, he couldn't help being awe-struck and said: "It turns out he is a police soldier, disrespectful and disrespectful." ?

7. Where is this place? Is it really a cellar? Menyouping asked me to come over to see if his pickled cabbage tastes good?

8. At this time , suddenly something moved next to me. My nerves had reached their limit, and I was almost scared to death. Just as I was about to pull away, a hand stretched out, and my mouth was immediately covered by someone, and my body was also He was pinned down and couldn't move.

9. Almost at the same time, I (Wu Xie) saw the owner of the shadow. It was a monster with a huge head! He was holding a strange weapon in his hand. In the semi-darkness, the deformed Big Head, much scarier than any monster you can imagine. The oil bottle picked up his miner's lamp and shined a light on it, and we saw clearly the true face of this monster. It looked like a man putting a big earthen jar on his head. Damn, it belongs to your grandfather. My extreme fear immediately turned into extreme anger. It turned out that it was indeed a person with a big earthen jar on his head, a flashlight in his hand, and an Egyptian POSS. There were two more on the jar. There is a hole, and two thieves' eyes look out through this hole, which is very hateful.

10. Grandpa told me that you can fail when doing things, but you can’t fail when there is no second chance.

11. When climbing the Bronze Tree----Lao Itch patted me on the shoulder and said that even if it is a few hundred meters, run sideways and it will be over in a few seconds. Now it is just standing upright. Get up, there is nothing to worry about. I said fuck your grandpa. According to what you said, Mount Everest is only 8,848 meters tall. You can ride a bicycle up to it in half an hour. We are not fighting against friction now, but against the gravity of the earth. 12. When attacked by a snake, the fat man said: Hey, what do you think? Animals are afraid of fire. You take off all your clothes, and I will use your clothes to remove everything on my body. I covered all the places, soaked them with soju, poured them with soju, lit them up, and rushed over. These snakes would definitely not dare to bite a Pyroman. I took the walkie-talkie, then came back and jumped into the swamp. No more than 2 minute. ?I said? Then what? Are we going to run around naked here with a walkie-talkie?

13. After the fat man was knocked unconscious by the snake, I helped him up, and he looked at me and said nonsense to me:? Drag the driver of the snake over and tell me that I'm not dead. Let me crush him to death. ?

14. Unexpectedly, Aning didn't care too much. After thinking about it, he pointed to the oil bottle and said to Black Glasses: "He brought it back and asked him to take care of him."

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15. He continued: I am a person with no past and future. All I do is to find my connection with this world. Where do I come from? Why am I here? Here? He looked at his hands and said lightly, "Can you imagine that there would be someone like me. If I disappeared from this world, no one would find it. It would be like I never existed in this world." Will there not be any traces left? Sometimes I look in the mirror and often wonder if I really exist, or if I am just a phantom. ?

16. A philosopher once said: When all impossibilities are eliminated, it is also a fact that it is impossible.

17. The foreigner’s ship’s doctor came to me for discussion and said that Professor Gu was a little dehydrated and could he think of a way to make the ship less bumpy. I thought to myself that this foreigner’s humanitarian awareness was high, but his ability to assess the situation was poor. That's a bit off. You don't even look at what kind of boat you are on. Am I the one who has the final say on whether it is bumpy or not? He asked me to talk to the boss of the boat and said it was best to drive more steadily. I said to him: ?Please go to the Dragon Prince to discuss this kind of matter. Don't come to me. I am not responsible for this. ?

18. A method may not have a 50% success rate, or even only a 10% success rate, but it must leave room for success, so that it will actually have countless subsequent success rates. One hundredth.

19. Menyouping didn’t answer her. Instead, he turned to me and said: Take me home. ?As he said that, he walked out without looking back.

20. What’s wrong with me? He suddenly raised his finger and pointed at the enemy leader on the mural and said to me: “I know this person.” ?Ah? I was stunned for a moment. Xin said you know him, he is your second uncle? Menyouping then said something, and I immediately realized that I had misunderstood. He said: "These eight horses, this person is King Mu of Zhou." ?

21. Use my life in exchange for ten years of your innocence.

22. This is actually quite a contradiction. In the midnight rain forest, holding a torch is not the biggest target. It is more conspicuous than driving a tank, but all three of us are there. , seems to be trying to sneak attack others, it's a bit like breaking into the women's restroom with a sign saying "I'm stupid, I'm here to spy".

23. The third uncle’s daze actually saved his life. I guess as long as he moved a little at that time, there might be an extra-curricular activity once a year in my childhood memory? -Visit his grave.

24. I saw Menyou Ping noticed our side and turned his head. Just when he saw the faces of me and Fatty, he suddenly smiled meaningfully and moved his mouth. , said:? Goodbye. ?

25. Pan Zi made sure that I had no fractures, took out some bandages, helped me bandage the larger wounds, and then cursed: "Why are you still jumping when I tell you to stop? It will cost you your life." Big, how can I explain to the Third Master if you die? When I heard this, I was furious and cursed: You are still talking about me. I was already in mid-air, and you just stopped. This grandma is not playing video tapes, but she can Go back

26. Shunzi nodded and said dullly: Why did I faint suddenly? Where is this place? I couldn't react for a while, and the fat man immediately said: A rock fell down. , hit you on the head. I also got a piece, but it was on my shoulder. ? He thought for a while and said: ? We are on the top of the mountain? Where did the stone come from? The fat man hesitated: ? Maybe it is a meteorite!?

27. Qixing Lu Palace: I don’t know where the body is. What the hell, if it just keeps sitting up, lying down, and exercising its abdominal muscles, I wouldn’t be afraid of it. I'm just afraid that it will come over somehow.

28. We first took the long-distance bus, then the long-distance minibus, then the long-distance motorcycle, and then the oxen. When we finally got off the oxcart, we looked forward, backward, left, and right, but there was still nothing. , and then I saw a dog running in front of me. My uncle patted the invited guide and said, "Old man, should we ride this dog on the next trip? I'm afraid this dog is tough enough!"

29. ? Stop? Stop. Uncle San wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Dakui, take the black donkey hoof in the bag! This is probably a thousand-year-old rice dumpling. Take the hoof from 1923. I'm afraid she won't accept the new one. . ?We said it twice, but there was no movement from Dakui. When we looked back, we found that he was foaming at the mouth and convulsing. If the environment didn't allow it, I would probably laugh out loud.

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31. I suddenly had a strange idea. Is that house the brother’s home? He knew that he might not be able to come back, so he asked someone to send me the key to his house? It was considered as leaving a legacy. Give it to me?

32. When I heard this, I was shocked and immediately stopped struggling. My heart almost exploded.

33. When Wu Xie encountered a dilemma, he asked Fatty: "Your intuition has always been very good. Please tell me your opinion." The fat man replied: Fatty, I don’t even have any illusions. How can I get this intuition? ?

34. The speeches of the ancients were very concise and very skillful. For example, one said: "Of course", I remember a king of Qi State asked his military advisor a question. The military advisor nodded and said: ?Of course. The monarch went back and pondered this for a long time. However, whether he agreed or opposed it, he became ill from overwork. Before he was about to die, he told the military advisor the answer he had considered and asked the military advisor if that was what he meant at the time. Hehe smiled: Of course. ?The emperor died immediately.

35. I was speechless, and after thinking for a while I said: It’s not as exaggerated as you said. If you disappear, at least I will find you. ?

36. The scene was very scary and the atmosphere was very tense. Wu Xie was very anxious because he could not find Xiaohua. This scene was like hell. I shouted several times: "Big flower!" I found that I called it wrong.

37. The snake looked at the change in my expression, and was probably very interested. It turned its head again, shook its comb, and said: "Little Third Master?" I suddenly realized something was wrong, huh? , why does this snake speak with a Changsha accent? Could it be that this is a cockscomb snake whose ancestral home is Changsha, and has come to the Western Queen Mother Kingdom to support the construction of the western region? At that moment, a very outrageous thought flashed through my mind, and I suddenly wanted to ask it:? You Was it sent by Hunan Satellite TV? But then an idea flashed in my mind, and I broke out in a cold sweat.

38. On the way to Guazi Temple, we first took the long-distance bus, then the long-distance minibus, then the long-distance motorcycle, and then the oxen. When we finally got off the oxcart, we looked left and right, looking forward and backward. Still nothing, and then I saw a dog running in front of me. My uncle patted the guide he had invited and said, "Old man, should we ride this dog on the next trip? I'm afraid this dog is quite tough!"

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40. But the rest of the time, I spent time looking at the black and white photo on my uncle’s computer. I often wonder, what is that fussy guy doing now who suffered a thousand cuts?

41. I don’t know if this is because of my servility or because the atmosphere is too weird. At that moment, I suddenly understood that Menyouping and I might be two different people, very far apart.

42. Dakui thought about it, and Pan Zi kicked him: If you are educated, you will die for a bird. Go and die for a xx. ?

43. Although there were only two words, I immediately knew who he was!

44. The fat man sighed: "It's a pity that I couldn't go up and have a look, otherwise Maybe the elixir of life is up there. Let's eat a dozen and go directly to the moon. I don't know how Chang'e is doing recently. ?I patted the fat man and sighed: ?You finally showed your weakness, Marshal Tianpeng, no wonder your figure looks so familiar to me. ?

45. Go to the farmhouse where the oil bottle used to be. The fat man said, "Brother, I really can't tell you are a farmer." The fat man picked up the hoe and said: "It's noon on the day of hoeing. I am hoeing and you are hoeing at noon." ?

46. However, the reality is that he covered my mouth. In the darkness, I could not moan at all, nor could I move. I could also clearly feel that his strength continued, He had no plans to let me go, but wanted to keep controlling me like this. This made me very uncomfortable, and I struggled again. He pressed harder and I could hardly breathe.

47. The fat man said: How can we wait? If they don’t come in, what will we do? Wait for a lifetime? What if we don’t become the bottom of the Xisha Sea, the tomb of the living dead, the captain who touched the gold, and the world disappears? .

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48. Sometimes I always feel that human growth is a process of losing happiness, not the other way around.

49. This kind of person is either too courageous or too thin-minded.

50. When I was in a daze? The fat man persuaded me that I was just like Lin Daiyu, thinking about things all day long. How could there be so much to think about in this world? Living without a heart would be the same. Kick your legs to death, even if you run out of tricks, you will kick your legs to death anyway, the ending is the same anyway, you don't care what the f*cking bond in the middle is doing.