202 1 sharp and funny, speaking of domineering.

1, for Bai, you have achieved three things _ idiot, rich and complacent.

2. May I kiss you? Shameless! Okay, then kiss.

The supermarket is too cheat people. Original price 10.00 yuan, special price 9.99 yuan. Give me 1 point if you can.

One thing is to study history well, and if you can't do it that day, you will cross it.

5. A good citizen of China is a wifi without a password.

6, Tokyo, Nanjing, Beijing, but there is no Xijing! Do you know why? Because the Tang Priest took it.

7. The highest state of a woman is a demon, but you have become a demon.

8. In fact, you are useful sometimes, because I naturally lose weight when I look at you.

9. If life is refreshing, copying and pasting, can everything be cancelled, closed and restarted?

10, one white covers all the ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

The happiest thing at work is that the boss is away.

12, in the love affair of Bajie, Tang Priest rode a horse, and Wukong rode a sharp brother dressed as Friar Sand.

13. The computer seduced me. Bye, go to school. I do not love you anymore.

14, cows fly in the sky because you blow on the ground.

15, it's not naivety that beats me, but naivety.

16, men like beautiful women and women like sweet words, so women wear makeup and men lie to appreciate each other.

17, without you, the sky is bluer, the grass is greener, and even brain damage has become a high IQ.

18, can round face blame me? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

19, except for a bigger temper and a fatter figure, everything else is fine.

Stop it, let go of that girl, you bastards, and let me go first.

2 1, I smoke, which is a continuation of our family fragrance.

22, students during the day, animals at night; Professor by day, beast by night.

23. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you and San Xiao are going to jump off a building, and I'll shout for gas downstairs.

24. Some things don't need to be argued. They are ostensibly obedient and secretly opposed.

25. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed bread is more expensive. If you have ribs, you can throw them both.

26. It is the man called compulsory education who wasted all my youth.

27. It is impossible to run against the wall by yourself and by everyone these days.

28. I didn't know until I paid the mobile phone fee. It turns out that I can also get sky-high prices.

29. You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.

3 1, why not have nothing to do? Go out to bask in the sun and run photosynthesis.

I always keep my word, and I will pay you back in my next life.

33, the head type is not hard, and love is uncertain; The leather shoes are not bright, so I can't find the object.

34. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is dancing.

Cheating is not popular now, but handing in blank papers is popular.

I am a traditional man, so I have always supported the system of three wives and four concubines.

37. You are fascinated by beautiful women. No wonder people call you a pervert.

38. Du Niang knows more than I do. You must be right to ask her any questions.

God created you, so there are fools like you in the world.

Learning is endless, so I never graduated.

4 1. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao spoke for him.

42. When I look forward to life again and again, I am always greeted by fraud.

43, who blurred your eyes, even you dare not.

44. Look at you and throw it in the monkey pile. Nobody can tell which one is you at a glance.

Sleeping is my specialty, but this course is not offered in school.

I like talking to people, so if you are not human, please step aside.

47. The speed of making money can never keep up with the speed of spending money.

48. If a friend has something unhappy, say it to make everyone happy.

49. Nowadays, there are many ignorant people and more boring people. You are the only one who is bored.

50. Are you comfortable living with me? Do you want me to help you jump into the fire pit?

A longer joke. Tell me about it.

1, how many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don't cover it, just sleep with it. This exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength.

3, whether studying or traveling, both body and soul should be on the road.

Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

5, weeding at noon, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

6. I really want to tell those who won the first prize of the two-color ball that there are two dollars in your million-dollar prize. Without me, there would be no you today.

7. You girls still wear bras in hot weather. Isn't it hot? God replied: If we don't wear bras, you will be very hot.

8. I masturbated at a tree in spring, and I made many ginseng dolls in autumn!

9. Either take care of my happiness or get out. Don't wish me happiness here!

10 You smiled, and my sky cleared up; You are upset, and my sky is overcast; Your every move affects my mood. Honey, I miss you in the honey pot!

1 1. I grew my hair and my troubles. Don't think an old woman is not a monk just because she has long hair. In fact, I have been thinking about the teacher in the arms of Taoist priests.

12, I am in a bad mood this day. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two sentences. I'm done.

13, every time you scold others, have you considered their feelings? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

14, I thought the tiger photo was true, but as soon as I heard the government say it was true, I immediately knew it was false!

15, if you are unhappy, you like to eat, if you eat, you will get fat, and if you get fat, you will be unhappy.

16, today, the leader praised me in front of everyone and said that thanks to my frequent lateness. Only the funds for this activity are available.

17. When you stay in nature for a long time, staying in the depths will naturally sprout. When you sprout to the limit, you can easily get married and continue to live with others.

18 teacher, can we wait until Logger Vick cuts down the tree, the wolf eats the sheep, Tom catches Jerry, and the monster eats the Tang Priest before we start school?

19, the exam is not about falling in love, please don't flirt. The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

20. When we remove the stumbling block laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

2 1, I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

22. Don't always come from single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single idiot by IQ.

23. At school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, know many dogs, and learn nothing else.

Please solve the problem of surplus agricultural products in your city as soon as possible. In today's speech, at least 200 kilograms of tomatoes were thrown on the stage.

25. Mix and match is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

26, now I, you love to ignore. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

Don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I was in a hurry when I landed, so I didn't hurry to dress up.

29. True love needs waiting. Anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

30. The tragic reason of love: if it is good, it will not give each other space; If you hate it, don't give each other a chance.

3 1, teacher, I have a winter vacation homework in my hand, which is affectionate. Why don't we hand it in?

32. Eating handfuls of candy, leading Kojiro, carrying a big schoolbag and squeezing the car to school. Adults love fashion, children have a heavy burden, more buses and fewer short skirts!

33. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hug you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

34. There is a black forest on the right side of the left leg and the left side of the right leg! My understanding of white matter has finally reached the level of Nicholas Tse!

The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

36. I always have a plan and cry alone until dawn. It's always easy to gain weight, but breast enhancement is too difficult, not mine. Don't force it any more.

37. I don't want to force myself any more. That's enough. Let your heart love you, wandering.

38. There is a monkey in the zoo, so ugly that everyone vomits. One day I went to vomit. One day you went and the monkey threw up.

39. The young lady has come to propose. Tell me about your mate selection conditions. I want to have a car, a house and money. There'd better be no nakedness in brackets.

40. The teacher said, students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. I was lying in the trough while listening, thinking that other people's wives would stimulate me.

4 1, the main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.

42. We should cherish everyone around us, because we look back at the broken neck in previous lives and the meeting in this life.

43. If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

Dear: On this special day, I can only think of you silently and love you. I just want to tell you: I love you forever, and everything about you is affecting me.

45, in the shower, please don't disturb or peek, please buy a ticket, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

46. When we are in love, we call what we say an oath. When love is gone, the oath is called death.

47. The loveliest man in the world is a lip service and a playboy, but he has a girl in his heart.

48. I will find a boyfriend with your surname, have a son and call you by your name. If you can't be husband and wife, you can be my son

49. Don't think that with Ximen Qing's face, you can pursue your eldest sister. She is not Pan Jinlian.

50. Between waking and dreaming, your figure appeared and snuggled in your arms, which I can't tell you. I wonder if I can feel your temperature again!

5 1, why are you fighting? Can't we just sit down and cut each other a few times calmly?

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.

53. I am the gum in your hair. You want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.

54. Listening to songs can be divided into two situations: single cycle to death and random play of various cuts.

55. Learning to solve loneliness in a child's way means playing with yourself.

56. You and I don't need any triviality to prove the weight of care, just a self-evident tacit understanding.

57. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

58. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I have a cold. Tell him to come back and bring me a box of black and white. He brought me a pack of Oreos.

59. It's sweet when I miss you. When I cry, I miss your fragrance and hold me, which gives my heart sustenance.

60. Actually, I am a mental derangement, and I have been lurking in the normal world for many years.

6 1. If one day I become a gangster, please tell them that I am innocent.

62. I want to sleep in class, sleep and eat, and eat and read. Alas, I'm worried about you!

63. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

64. You are a happy deer, jumping lightly on the green grass in my heart. How I hope you can wander on this grass forever, so that my heart will no longer be lonely.

65. If you like someone, go after him boldly. If you kiss him, he will be yours. What if I don't like you after kissing? So what? You kissed him anyway.

66. I saw you hide yourself with a leaf, but I smiled and brushed the dirt off you.

67. Listening to music with headphones today found that there was no sound on the left. After careful examination, I found that my left ear was deaf. I thought the earphone was broken, which scared me to death.

68. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

I have music and beer, but I don't have a girlfriend. Who wants to play with me and swim happily together?

You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

7 1, I live in Hutongtou, and she lives in Hutongwei. She plays day and night and drinks tap water.

72. The kindergarten teacher hit a boy because the boy ate the girl's boobs.

73. Tomorrow is the last day of National Day. Everyone will see the National Day finale staged by the students' dogs: copying homework for seven days in one day.

74. Sister in front, I'm sorry, you are a little huge, blocking my cell phone signal.

75. It's noon on weeding day. Learning is really difficult. On the first day of school, I was punished for standing all morning.

76. Although you wear perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

77. When people ask me if I'm busy, I always say I'm busy. According to my experience, nine times out of ten, if you say no, the other person will make you busy.

78. Your brain is cramped, your cerebellum is knotted, and your central nervous system is abnormal. I suggest you kill yourself.

79. Comparing the anti-freezing ability of people in the north and south, it can be summarized as follows: the anti-freezing figures of people in the south are high, and the anti-freezing equipment of people in the north is high.

80. You can't get what you didn't care about before, and you don't want what you didn't get before.

8 1, feelings have always been a double-edged sword, which can hurt others as well as yourself.

82. One day, my love for you will get the same return, just as the closer I am to your router, the stronger the signal.

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

84. My niece does two things when playing Plants vs Zombies on the ipad: collecting the sun and planting potatoes for zombies. She thinks this game is about raising zombies.

85. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

86. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?

87, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

88. When I woke up this morning, I thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!

89. Experts say that you should not keep your eyes on your mobile phone for more than two hours, because it will run out of power.

90. I want to hold your hand, go to a place called forever, see the eternal scenery, and taste the dry sea and rotten rocks.

9 1, I can't say that I can give you what you want, but I have such a sincere beating heart.

92. The ex-girlfriend is very introverted. How introverted is she? She wanted to end her four-year relationship with me and was embarrassed to call her new boyfriend to tell me.

93. There is a dress on Taobao, with bad review 10 and favorable review 1. The praise is: I bought it for my classmates. I'm satisfied that she is badly dressed.

94. If two kinds of feelings last for a long time, sooner or later. Dear baby, I can't stay with you forever, but my heart will always be with you.

95. Apart from a cold front, it is a warm front. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.

96. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping mobile phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away.

Sharp, humorous and funny.

Don't challenge my blackmail skills with the Speed at which you say sp.

I didn't take medicine today, and I feel very cute.

Young but not high, Alzheimer's disease. Alzheimer's disease is getting higher and higher.

A person, a mobile phone, a computer, a day passed like this.

Summer vacation is coming again, and the determination to become thinner, whiter and taller is coming again.

Master, thank you. Thank you for saving me from unrequited love.

Playing tricks in front of me is playing broadsword in front of Guan Yu.

I walked down the street with little fat legs, full of spring sadness.

You have so many pimples on your face that you will turn over when driving a tractor.

Every time there is a flash of lightning in the sky, a person swears.

China is developed, and foreigners are needed to translate classical Chinese!

I'm not nervous when I take exams, but I'm most nervous when I wait for my grades. I feel the same way.

Don't challenge my blackmail skills with the Speed at which you say sp.

When summer comes, quilts are not used for covering, but for hugging.

What are you yelling about? Don't tell me to lose weight.

I thank all the people who fell off the chain when I needed you most.

The world is crazy, and monsters are bridesmaids for Altman.

Sharp and funny signature: If mosquitoes can glow, then my room will really suffocate.

There is a cool person in my family, and that is me. You can't accept it.

The bangs were cut short, revealing my righteous eyebrows.

I dropped my cell phone until midnight, then picked up my slippers and fell asleep.

Jiang Ziya is still casting pearls before swine. It's my turn to be a pair of dogs.

I don't want to answer others, because the signal can't keep up.

At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have power.

There are countless people watching the fun, and few people help you out.

The little fairy pointed out that Hunan Satellite TV would broadcast Princess Huanzhu again in the summer vacation.

You are my little lady. I love you enough.

I have to spend my summer vacation in a makeup class.

I love you. When I love you, all I think about is you.

No one protects my soft sister, so I can only become a woman by self-study.

A big kiss from EXO came at me, and I needed backup.

No matter how good the QQ name is, it's useless to drag it on! Remarks are more important than anything else.

Lan Yan has a girlfriend, is Hong Yan going to retire?

Mosquito, born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

You are my junior. You can't get too many points at the end of the term.

I miss those deskmates who have been bullied by me, and now my hands itch again.

I love you very much, but I can't say it. What should I do?

The little fairy pointed out that Hunan Satellite TV would broadcast Princess Huanzhu again in the summer vacation.

The Monkey King is carrying a suitcase in the front, and Tang Priest is driving a BMW in the back.

Mr. Mung Bean is very sad because the lady and Mr. Watermelon left during the summer vacation.

LoL is more attractive, or your lover is more attractive.

I am a flash bomb, which may blind your eyes one day.

When I was a child, I thought there were only two countries in the world, China and foreign countries.

Thick black thigh stockings, this summer is really terrible.

Every year, the test paper is ahead of the limit, and it can circle the earth 200 million times.

Don't ask me how I did in the exam, I can only say that I was burned.

I will be a senior three soon, but I can't learn and I won't grow up.

During the summer vacation, I missed you 24 hours a day. Did you do it?

I germinated hard and your hair turned white. To parents

I wanted to go to the end with you, but you slipped away.

Don't frown all day, just bow your head and kiss you.

If I were a princess, I would save a frog.

Everyone is more than one meter tall, so there is nothing to ask.

You are my little watermelon. Not enough to eat.

Domineering and funny. Tell me about it.

1, you have a kind of beauty called abnormal beauty! It's not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose!

3. Why does the heart hurt? Because you have a heart attack.

4. Live fish will swim against the current, while dead fish will drift with the current.

Our love is like singing half a song intermittently.

6. I don't understand the darkness of the night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of the scum.

7. All's well that ends well for lovers, and all's well for rich people.

8. You know how to dress if you have money, but you know how to dress if you don't have money.

9. Asking what money is in the world only makes people commit themselves to life and death.

10, no matter how tired and sleepy I am, I will want to chat with you.

1 1. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die.

12, what is the world? The sage replied: waste!

13, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

At the speed of your snail, you can't even eat hot shit.

15, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under the lighthouse.

16, loneliness is a carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people!

17, if you can't tell your tutor clearly, then confuse him!

18, someone said I was ugly, and I laughed. You've never met my friend.

19, you look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and so weak.

Nowadays, children's paper is really rude. They always don't talk to me in class.

2 1. The small shop next to the school bears all our childhood dreams.

22. When I met him, the whole person changed. Neither bullet could penetrate my face.

23. If I fall in love with your smile, how can I collect it and have it?

24. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

25. Familiarity with mobile phones has really reached an inseparable level.

26. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone!

27. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

28. I like you. It's none of your business. If you can, you like me.

29, erection is not everything, but erection is absolutely impossible!

Excuse me, miss, can you take your chest away from my hand?

3 1, can you stop being angry with me and have a baby!

32. Falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

34, love this thing, I feel that once it comes, the principle has long since rolled away.

35. I always feel that in ancient times, getting married in a good mood was similar to scratching the lottery.

36. People have lost weight, waist and buttocks. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

37. I suggest that Japanese women be arrested and put in our male prison.

38. I remember what I said the most when I was a child, that is, I won't play with you.

39. The teacher said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn't study affect falling in love?

40. You will never understand my sadness, just as the fat man doesn't understand why the thin man wants to lose weight.

4 1. The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm.

42. Some people stick to the end, some people stick to the bottom, and some people stick to Detroit.

43. I didn't have puppy love, because I told myself that puppy love is to raise a wife for others.

44. People say that a twisted melon is not sweet. If it weren't for the strong twist, there would be nothing sweet.

45. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

Your mother must have been anxious, absent-minded and so hasty when she gave birth to you.

47. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

48. Girl, do you like reading? I like it. Uncle likes to meet you, too.

49, time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women are not spared; Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.

50. It is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet. The terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.

5 1. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

52. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's just that God took a nap. You should have the courage to face everything.

54. Nobody thinks you are dumb if you don't talk. As soon as you speak, I think you might as well play dumb.

55. Come here. There are three words hidden in my heart for a long time. Can you get out!

56. Before there was no iphone in the world, vanity was not so portable and the threshold was not so low.

57. Handsome guys go back and forth, some focus on going back and forth, and some focus on going back and forth.

If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

59. Everyone has a guilty conscience, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.

60. How does it feel to express your success? He finally went blind. He finally went blind. He finally went blind.

6 1. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So be realistic. .

62. When I arrived at the examination room, I completely collapsed. I saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

63. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness!

64. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

65. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk. That's it.

66. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

67. Boys are poor, otherwise they don't know how to struggle, and girls are rich, otherwise they will be coaxed away as a piece of cake.

68. The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers.

69. Flowers from Shui Piao to water, one kind of acacia, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind.

As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself. You asked me to wash it for you. You said: don't lose face in clothes!

7 1. Every dormitory has a person who grinds his teeth, a person who talks in his sleep, a person who snores, and a person who sleeps in and watches the whole room.

72. The teacher said: Recently, some students have always said that they are under great pressure. Why? The students thought to themselves: it's not because of you, teacher.

73. Every minute is clear and precious. Only you can give me this feeling. No matter how tired my heart is and how far my dream is, it doesn't matter as long as you are with me!

74. Love is a profession, hobby is the foundation of love, thinking of you is my homework, and loving you is my career. Although occasionally unemployed, but still firmly copy the old job!

75. If you want to find a girlfriend, find someone who doesn't like makeup! Draw once in a while! I will feel heartbroken if I find a general makeup! Not occasionally! Easy to die suddenly!

76. How many centuries have passed and we met; How many marriages have been accumulated, and we love each other. Honey, it's good to have you. Let's love each other sweetly and grow old together!

77. Husband, you like me so much. Tell me about my advantages. There is no reason to love someone! Then talk about my shortcomings. Lazy, stupid, greedy, short and fat.

78. This is a terrible story: it will happen in buses or canteens everywhere in China. There are obviously empty seats in these places, but the people next to them say: Someone!

79. Women's development concept: play with handsome men, have sex with generous men, chat with talented men, flirt with rich men, cater to powerful men, sleep with romantic men and marry honest men.

80.w: honey, what do you like about me? M: Do I have to choose only one point instead of three? Shyness: Death, which three points did you say? Man: The chest is bigger, the waist is thinner and the ass is a little upturned.

8 1, if there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre, if there is no me, you will lose someone who cares about you the most! Without you, the rabbit will ask: Who should I race with?