My sex story with the county magistrate's mother.

(1) looking for a man named Zhao Zhang! His father used to be the director of Gaoyang County Land and Resources Bureau, and his mother seems to be the county magistrate of Qingyuan County! If you know anything, please let me know. Thank you!

His father's name is Zhang Zhuoyu, right?

② The origin of the word "lick"

The Origin of Allusions "Lick" (Simplified Architecture 10)

The story took place in the ancient calendar 1936+ February.

In Gaomi, a landlord of the Zhang family hired a tenant to guard the cemetery of Huaqiangying in Zitong Temple for one year. The cemetery is a large coniferous forest, and the tenant's cabin is also next to the pine forest. In the old society, the surnames of grave keepers always followed the surnames of their owners consciously or unconsciously. So we also call this tenant Zhang (her surname is Li).

In other words, before the Spring Festival every year, Zhang Ma will take the initiative to send the new year's goods to the landlord's home in advance, saying that she is going to send the new year's goods. It is better to say that if she catches two chickens and two handfuls of chickens, she can move back to two bags of flour or wheat for the New Year.

At eight or nine o'clock this morning, Aunt Zhang (60 years old) asked her son to push her (a wheelbarrow with wooden wheels and iron plates nailed to its rim) to gaomi city to send New Year's goods, and nothing else happened. There is an old mother sitting on the right side of the car. There are two chickens hanging on the pole on the left and some chickens in the basket. There are two pieces of mud in front of the left car. When entering the east gate, two chickens hanging on the handlebar were dumbfounded, and one of them fell and ran away. What's going on here? It turned out that a German Catholic priest went to the countryside to preach, pushing a motorcycle (the only motorcycle in Gaomi) to go out and come to the road. As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the motorcycle suddenly rang, and there were two chickens next to it. That's great. A chicken scared away, and the old mother hurried down from the car to chase the chicken.

Chicken was admitted to Butang, Lunan (now opposite the armed forces department, ancient No.1 Middle School). )。 There are three or four families in this Butang. One is Shan Yannong, the big landlord, and the other is Yuan Fengkui, the owner of Dongyang clothing store. Farmers in Shan Yan are washing wheat, so there are many tapestries of wheat hanging in the yard. Suddenly a chicken came in and kicked the wheat everywhere. Angry Shan Yannong's family scolded while catching chickens. The chicken was finally caught and tied under the pomegranate tree.

Old mother Zhang came in panting for chicken, and Shan Yannong was already angry, saying that the chicken belonged to her old mother. When the old mother saw Shan Yannong foaming at the mouth, she retreated to the gate in fear. When Shan Yannong's family arrived at the gate, the two sides quarreled.

In other words, Yuan Fengkui, the owner of the tailor's shop, would like to introduce here that the sewing machine in his shop was imported from gaomi city at that time, so he kept his mouth open and his mouth closed, and his business was very profitable. Yuan Fengkui's moral quality is not good. He is not only a well-known snob, but also a ghost. In ordinary people's words, he is just a guy who doesn't hold the well rope. In addition, he is idle and often goes to the county government to make trouble, especially bullying the poor or country people. Noisy is equal to a small New Year. All the neighbors know that he is a dog licker.

A noisy alley, Yuan Fengkui came out, took the old mother's arm and accused:

"Ah ah, why ah, what are you doing? Don't open your eyes to see what this place is. This is a single mansion of four families, a gentleman's home with 200 acres of land. Will a single gentleman depend on you for a chicken of a ashamed old woman? I can prove that this chicken belongs to a gentleman. The somebody else all have three or four years, why did you run to the city to run wild, you want an old donkey face, big New Year's day, you can't last year, tell me, is it just a chicken, can't play to depend on, begging is begging ... "

It's too noisy.

Just then, Cao Er's sole came out of Gaomi No.1 Middle School, followed by the bodyguard Chi Tianxing. Seeing the noise here, I came over. Cao Meng nine way: "What are you doing? Ah! "

Yuan Fengkui said, "Report to the county magistrate, this smelly old lady is a rogue. She said that Mr. Shan's chicken was hers. Can Shan Jun have her insight? " I proved that this chicken belongs to Mr. Shan, who has kept it for three or four years. "

Zhang's mother said: "You told the county magistrate that the chicken was mine, and it was the' Boteng Car' that surprised him and entered his house."

Cao Er's sole asked Shan Yannong, "Is that so?"

"Report county magistrate, she loose orpiment, malicious slander good people. You don't listen to her ... "Yuan Fengkui interrupted.

Cao Ersuo said to Shan Yannong, "Mr. Shan, let me ask you, is the old lady right?"

It turned out that Shan Yannong came to see the county magistrate and wanted to admit that the chicken belonged to the old mother, mainly because the raw chicken was stained with wheat. But after Yuan Fengkui stirred it up, he changed his mind again. Afraid of offending Yuan Fengkui, he said smoothly, "This chicken is mine."

The county magistrate asked his old mother again, "Look, is that chicken yours?"

"Report to the county magistrate, the chicken is really mine, and I will never lie to the county magistrate!"

The county magistrate asked Shan Yannong again: "You said the chicken is yours. What food did you feed? "

Shan Yannong said: "My family feeds chickens and eats nothing but wheat."

Cao county magistrate asked his old mother, "What did you feed?"

Zhang Lao's mother said, "Report to the county magistrate, I am a grave keeper, and I live in Dongling, where I raise chickens freely. Now they eat pine nuts, and my chicken smells delicious ... "

"Who will open the chicken gizzards and see what's inside?" The county magistrate ordered ChiTianXing.

"Chicken shit of a single gentleman, I prove it." Yuan Fengkui interjected.

Chi Tianxing opened the chicken gizzard with the knife on the key of the box gun. At first glance, it is full of pine nuts.

"Come, take them all to the lobby, even the witness Yuan Fengkui! I want a trial! Bring the chicken. "

At about 1 1 in the morning, the county yamen was crowded with people inside and outside.

On both sides of the lobby stood four courtiers: Shen Dongshun, Qi Qingtai, Cui Deliang and Song Jintang. They are wearing military uniforms and carrying zygote guns.

Cao county magistrate patted the sole: "The case of Zhang Diaoji is now in court!"

Cao Ersuo asked his old mother, "Is this chicken yours?"

Old mother Zhang told the story from the beginning.

Cao Ersuo asked Shan Yannong, "Is this chicken yours?"

Shan Yannong said; "Report to the county magistrate, I know I was wrong, and the chicken is not mine."

Cao county magistrate patted the sole of the hall owner: "bold single rich man, your family is rich in property, and your words are sweeter than honey, and your mouth is full of benevolence and morality, but in fact you are full of thieves and prostitutes." You talk about people, don't do things for people, exploit the poor to the fullest, be ambitious and stingy, and try to take advantage of an old man's chicken, and you will lose because of a cold. Now I sentence you to eat vegetables and shit with honey on it, and punish 20 yuan. "

"pa!" Cao er's sole hits the sole; "Yuan Fengkui, do you know the charges?"

Yuan Fengkui nodded repeatedly; "Listen to my master's punishment!"

"Yuan Fengkui, you part, running around outside the chief all day, sow discord, help Ganzi not help the well rope; You reverse black and white, oppress the people, and the dog fights the human potential; You make much ado about nothing, make rumors and slander, and sentence you to lick honey today. "

"Pa" the sole shook.

"Come, take five dollars to send the old mother away."

"pa!" There was another shock at the bottom of the hall: "Somebody, go and buy half a catty of honey, a bottle of vinegar and a knife of rhubarb paper."

Chief Cui Deliang bought half a catty of honey, a catty of vinegar and a knife of rhubarb paper from Lunan Store.

There is a monument in the east of Gaomi County, and there is a black word * * * under the monument. The county government put Shan Yannong in front of the monument, let Shan Yannong hold the black * * * with his hands, and then stepped on his pants, revealing a big white figure. The chief put the honey on his hip and asked Yuan Fengkui to kneel down and lick the honey on * * * *. The chief told him to lick it, clean it, let the yellow watch paper fall off automatically sooner or later, and then apply honey for the second time. Until you lick half a catty of honey, you will be jealous when it is salty.

The east and west streets of Gaomi county are full of people, and everyone is talking about it. They burst into laughter from time to time. Some of them laughed and said, "What a pity! Cao county magistrate is really a big officer ... "

Shan Yannong was licked and shouted, "The princess forgave me. I dare not lie again."

Yuan Fengkui's face is covered with honey. He licked it and shouted, "Don't dare, give me a break."

People laughed and laughed.

I licked it all afternoon, and at night, I licked it all. ...

This is a famous case of Cao Er's sole licking honey.

be filled/suffused/brimming with

Cao Mengjiu,193410.12 ——193710.12, acting as the county magistrate of Gaomi county.

He saved all kinds of instruments of torture used in the trial and made a two-layer cowhide sole.

It is stipulated that only * * can be used to punish prisoners. Two layers of cowhide are like a pair of bamboo boards, which "snap" when playing.

So everyone gave Cao Mengjiu a nickname: "Cao Er sole"

(3) What episode is my father and my mother Oda framing Chen County?

Hello!

From episode 34 ~

Personally, I think the plot of this TV series is good!

It's worth seeing ~

If you are satisfied with my answer, don't forget to adopt it ~

thank you

(4) I dreamed that my dead mother asked me to be a county magistrate in XXX County.

Dreams are just dreams. After all, they are not reality. When you dream, it doesn't exist at all. Therefore, living a happy life after waking up is the happiest and happiest. Don't think about it, it's too tired. Just be happy when you are alive.

Dad is a county magistrate and mom is a doctor, okay?

Jane Eyre's father was a poor priest and died when she was young. Her mother's family was well-off, and she married her father despite her parents' objections.

Later, when her mother died, Jane Eyre had to stay with her seventh aunt (her uncle also died early), when she was only nine years old.

So Jane Eyre's mother is higher than her father in status.

My mother dreamed that my son was promoted to the county magistrate. What is the implication?

Dreaming that my son became a county magistrate: a careful day has obviously extended the inspection period for people! ! This situation is really rare for you! Quite a bit "once bitten, twice shy"! Even people who have a good first impression of you are indifferent these two days and keep a certain distance from him.

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Bright tears

Author: Kuraki will one day

Introduction:

In September 2009, a street in a city in the south of China. Although the hot sun is in the sky and the temperature is as high as 30 degrees, people are still coming and going in the street, shoulder to shoulder. Especially lesbians wearing small vests and miniskirts can be seen everywhere. In order to attract the attention of perverts, they don't care about the sun in the sky at all.