Interesting talk about reply

Leave the diamond and the bachelor can go. The following is my funny reply for you. I hope you like it.

An interesting talk about the choice of reply

1, how far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

3. If you have money, you will lose; If you have no money, worship God.

4. It was a playboy to get married at first, but it was a mistake to divorce later.

Sadness is that you can neither give up nor be dead set.

6. The biggest difference between people is that you are wasting money, and I can only waste my expression.

7. How many people use Du Niang to test whether the computer has a normal network connection!

8. Being unhappy is against yourself, and winning or losing is your own pain.

9. My future is not a dream, but insomnia.

10, you add eggs, vegetables and ham to instant noodles, and you ruin the life of instant noodles.

1 1. Stupidity is a small realm, and stupidity is a big realm.

12, the diamond stays, and the bachelor can go.

13, I can't tidy up you, so I have to tidy up my mood.

14, it's really hard to find a job. Either write or despise it?

15, life is like a song. High-profile when high-profile. If it is high-profile, it is out of tune.

16, fight me, and I'll kill you.

17, but it's a pity that you didn't accompany me to get drunk.

18, the less money is transferred, the more words are transferred.

19, the hero is standing, the bear is crawling, and my cat is waist-high every day.

20. When money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent!

2 1, in principle, tempering should be used, and tempering should be used on the blade.

22. As the days increase, people increase their livestock.

23. The abandoned part of life is also a universe.

24. While spurning others, we should also learn to understand their difficulties.

25. Q: What porridge does the Monkey King dislike the most? A: Flammulina velutipes porridge.

Interesting talk about reply

1, tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

2. Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

4, play hard: you can play with life, life is gone, what to play!

The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives.

6. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

8. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.

9. If the boss uses you, you are a talent. If you don't, you will be laid off!

10, fell, got up and cried.

1 1, sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

12, one moon, one you, two shadows, you and me, three students are lucky to know you, and four beautiful women are not as good as you.

13, never mentioned, not because I forgot, but because I remembered.

14, some people say that love is a debt I owed in my last life. I will pay it back in my life. I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debt to pay back in my life!

15, let the future come and let the past pass.

16, is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

17. A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

18, parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

19, loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

20. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

2 1, the most wonderful thing in life is not the moment to realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it!

22. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. We often stare at the closed door, but turn a blind eye to the open one.

23, coffee bitter and sweet, not how to stir at the end, but whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

24. Love is putting your heart and soul into it, and then pulling it away!

25. I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

26. Humor means that when a person wants to cry, he still has the interest to laugh!

27, the hero is sad about beauty, I am not a hero, beauty let me pass.

28. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't help but have outstanding taste.