Zhao Benshan’s sketch “You at the same table” complete lines

Little Shenyang: Happy New Year! (Turns to Dachengzi and says) I found the classmate you asked me to find for you, this is it. Go for it!

Dachengzi: No price, son, you better go first! Dad was so nervous and his heart was pounding.

Little Shenyang: Look at you, dad, why are you so ruined? What are you afraid of when meeting a classmate? (Referring to Dachengzi) Go, go!

Dachengzi: Listen to Dad, go ahead and knock on the door. If an old man comes out, ask if Aunt Guiqin is at home. If an old lady comes out, ask if she is Gui Qin. Aunt Qin? If so, son (takes out a letter from his arms), give this letter to her, don’t let the old man see it! (Pushing Xiao Shenyang) Go, go!

Little Shenyang: (gesturing OK) That’s great! (Knocking on Guiqin’s door) Is your old man home?

Dachengzi: Oops! How can you shout like that? Can you tell who it is?

Xiao Shenyang: Yes! right! right! (Continues to knock on Guiqin’s door) Is there any old man at home?

Dachengzi: Is there anyone?

Little Shenyang: Human? (continues knocking on the door) Is anyone there? (humming a little tune)

Guiqin: (opening the door) Who are you looking for?

Little Shenyang: What do you think?

Guiqin: Oh my god, where can I guess this child?

Xiao Shenyang: Help you mention someone.

Guiqin: Who is it?

Xiao Shenyang: Your deskmate.

Guiqin: Deskmate?

Little Shenyang: Your classmate, Dachengzi!

Guiqin: Oh my god, I know Dachengzi, who are you?

Little Shenyang: I am his father! No, he is my son... No, guess who I am?

Guiqin: Are you his son?

Little Shenyang: You guessed it!

Guiqin: Do you have a problem with me?

Little Shenyang: My father gave you an anonymous letter.

Guiqin: What?

Little Shenyang: Don’t let your old man watch!

Guiqin: No, what about your father? Is he here?

Little Shenyang: Aren’t you squatting like that! It’s looking at you, hurry up (said to Dachengzi), this is over, hurry up.

Guiqin: Dachengzi!

Dachengzi: Guiqin!

Guiqin: Haha, old classmate!

Dachengzi: Guiqin.

Guiqin: Why are you here?

Dachengzi: Didn’t I see you coming?

Guiqin: Why have you changed?

Dachengzi: I haven’t seen you for more than 20 years.

Guiqin: It’s not that bad, I’m fat.

Dachengzi: Changed.

Guiqin: Yes, you have changed too.

(At this time, Old Zhao came back, Xiao Shenyang said to Old Zhao)

Little Shenyang: Uncle, please help me.

Guiqin & Dachengzi: We are all old.

Little Shenyang: Take a photo for me, take a family photo for me! (Old Zhao picks up the camera) Good luck!

(Old Zhao became dull and dropped the camera on the ground)

Little Shenyang: Oops? (Picks up the camera) Oh my god, what a fool! Why did you fall to the ground for me?

Guiqin: Old man, are you back?

Old Zhao: Who are you taking the family photo with since the parents who took the family photo haven’t come back yet?

Little Shenyang: Then count you, uncle?

Old Zhao: Count one? I am the head of this house, so I count!

Guiqin: Old man, come on, let me introduce to you, my classmate Dachengzi.

(Said to Dachengzi) My old Zhao.

Old Zhao: Hello.

Dachengzi: Hello, brother.

Old Zhao: Haha, who is this?

Dachengzi: This is my son.

Little Shenyang: The protagonist is back.

Old Zhao: Come in, come on!

Guiqin: Come in, come in, kid, come on!

Old Zhao: Oh, I’ll go to Lao Wang’s house in the front yard, play with them for a while, drink some wine, and fight with the landlord.

Guiqin: Oops, why is your face so red? (Entertaining Dachengzi and his party) Come, come, come, sit here, my child, sit here.

Little Shenyang: I sit here, next to my dad.

Old Zhao: I just came.

Dachengzi: Haha, just arrived. What's going on? My father and I are celebrating the New Year in Tieling New Town. I heard that an old classmate lives here, so I stopped by to have a look. This big brother is back too, Guiqin, let’s go then!

Old Zhao: Is something wrong?

Guiqin: Don’t worry.

Dachengzi: It’s okay.

Old Zhao: What is this?

Guiqin: Ah, this letter.

Old Zhao: Whose?

Little Shenyang: An anonymous letter written by my father.

Old Zhao: What are you writing anonymously? If you need anything, can you come to us?

Dachengzi: It’s okay.

Old Zhao: Can you watch it?

Xiao Shenyang: It is against the law to peek at others.

Dachengzi: I wrote it for Guiqin.

Old Zhao: (to Guiqin) Then you let me watch?

Guiqin: (speaking while opening the letter) Oh, what kind of violation is this?

Old Zhao: I still have something to ask of us. If you have anything to do with your classmates, just come to me. If you go to me, you can't do anything. Let me show you this letter.

(Start to read the letter)

Old Zhao: I have been thinking about the piano so much. Where do you want to buy it?

Dachengzi: No, I won’t buy it.

Old Zhao: Which piano should I buy?

Guiqin: Oh, what, my nickname is not Xiaoqin.

Old Zhao: Isn’t your name Guiqin? You can't afford this piano, it's too expensive.

Xiao Shenyang: How much does it cost?

Old Zhao: I won’t sell it for any amount of money! Why is this kid a bit naughty?

Dachengzi: I’m used to it all.

Old Zhao: You are used to this kid. (continues to read the letter) Please allow me to venture to call you my dear.

Little Shenyang: My dad is so fierce! Dad, you are so awesome!

Dachengzi: Brother... don't mind it. If you put this word now, it means your good at best.

Guiqin: Oh, you always make trouble with me when you go to school.

Old Zhao: Is that what I called you when I was in school?

Guiqin: How could this word exist at that time?

Old Zhao: I have never called him that. (Continues to read the letter) At that age when love first started...

Dachengzi: At the age when love first started, I couldn't write the word "Dou", so I drew a circle.

Little Shenyang: Dad, why are you so stupid? You can’t even write about landlord fights?

Old Zhao: That’s too stupid. You two are from the same school, right?

Dachengzi: I often tutor him.

Old Zhao: I can see it. This is all the result of your tutoring. (Reading the letter) It was you who gave me confidence and hope and helped me read books for seven years. Without seeing you for one day, I felt like I had lost my circle...

Dachengzi: It was like I had lost my soul. The word "hun" cannot be written or drawn in a circle.

Old Zhao: What level are you at? (Reading the letter) During the holiday, just to take a look at you, I went to your house and did a lot of work...

Dachengzi: I did a lot of odd jobs, but I can’t write the word zero.

Old Zhao: What are you...

Little Shenyang: Bell’s bell!

Old Zhao: Oh my god, stop talking. Tell me how you have been studying for the past seven years. Why are you drawing these circles and writing this letter?

Dachengzi: Thanks to Guiqin for helping me, lending me pencils, giving me erasers, and letting me copy questions during the exam.

Old Zhao: Copy the question? Oops, you're really silencing people.

Dachengzi: Sometimes it is not helpful. One time during the final exam, I was asked to copy her questions, so I did, and I got a zero mark.

Old Zhao: Why did you copy it, and why did you get zero points?

Guiqin: I’m embarrassed to say it, just ask him.

Dachengzi: I copied too much, even the names.

Old Zhao: What the hell, what happened later.

Dachengzi: Later, two Guiqin came out and I didn’t get any points.

Old Zhao: How can that be possible? How many points did you get?

Guiqin: I’ll get ninety.

Old Zhao: My calculation was wrong, Gui Guiqin should have scored one hundred and eighty!

Little Shenyang: Uncle, you can be our principal.

Old Zhao: I can’t bear it. I can’t read this letter. It took me so long to recite three circles, and then I made another circle to make enough to blow me up. (To Guiqin) Do you read it?

Little Shenyang: (raises hand) I read it!

Guiqin: OK.

Little Shenyang: I’m not afraid of explosion!

Guiqin: Read it, my child.

Xiao Shenyang: My dad doesn’t know how to use bombs. Once in a Landlord fight, four twos took out two big kings. I read it.

(Change to Little Shenyang and read the letter)

Little Shenyang: Little daddy...

Old Zhao: Oh, Xiaoqin. What is this?

Little Shenyang: Uncle, look, does this dad’s writing sound like Qin?

Old Zhao: Pull me down, I’ll take care of you without writing you a small circle.

Xiao Shenyang: Xiaoqin, I have been looking for you for so many years, and I have always wanted to find a chance to say something to you... omit three words here. Why?

Dachengzi: Save energy, reduce emissions, and save some ink.

Old Zhao: If you omit three characters here, there are seven characters. You can’t write three?

Dachengzi: No.

Old Zhao: What do you want to say?

Little Shenyang: I love you.

Dachengzi: No, thank you, thank you.

Guiqin: Oh, then just write thank you.

Old Zhao: Then you shouldn’t write a thank you circle.

Little Shenyang: Qin, we have never seen each other since I dropped out of school, but you are in my dreams every year. Once we were walking on the way home from school... 27 words are omitted here.

Old Zhao: Didn’t you tell me what happened when you got to the woods?

Dachengzi: Brother, that was my dream.

Old Zhao: Did the dream lose 27 words?

Dachengzi: No, it was just that we were dreaming. We just dreamed that we walked into the woods. At this time, this child was sleeping and doing tricks, and he kicked me awake. I was thinking about picking up the answer. The dream can no longer be connected.

Little Shenyang: Why do you rely on me?

Old Zhao: Fortunately, I have you, otherwise I might have dreamed about something.

Little Shenyang: (continues to read the letter) Qin, you are the only woman in my heart. After attending a performance in the countryside that year, it was already dark when I returned home. It was just the two of us, passing by a field of corn... 78 words are omitted here.

Old Zhao: Come on, tell me, is this also a dream?

Dachengzi: This is not a dream.

Old Zhao: So what are these 78 characters for?

Guiqin: How could I know?

Old Zhao: Why are you pretending to be confused? Why is Heitian passing by Baomi Di? What's wrong with this? All these words are gone again?

Guiqin: Dachengzi, why do you write everything up, so what’s the matter? Does this happen to you?

Dachengzi: Guiqin, you have forgotten. That year we went to the commune for a performance. It got dark before we came back. We walked home and passed a field of corn while walking. On the ground, I raised my head and saw a donkey standing in front of me.

Old Zhao: Go to the other side!

Dachengzi: Damn it, just glare at us and leave.

Little Shenyang: Dad, what are you talking about? My uncle has a long face.

Dachengzi: At that time, Guiqin was so frightened that she screamed and threw herself into my arms. Brother, what do you think I should do? Can I leave? Can I just leave it alone?

Guiqin: Oh, I remembered, this is indeed the case.

Old Zhao: Are you not fainting yet? Can you still remember it?

Guiqin: I was really scared and fainted at that time.

Old Zhao: Why did you fall into someone’s arms?

Extended information:

The cast of the sketch "My Deskmate":

1. Zhao Benshan

Zhao Benshan, October 1957 Born on the 2nd in Kaiyuan City, Liaoning Province, he is a comedy performing artist, a national first-class actor, a sketch actor, a professor in Northeast China, a member of the National Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, a member of the Chinese Quyi Artists Association, a member of the All-China Youth Federation, and the chairman of Benshan Media Group.

On January 25, 2016, at the 8th Member Representative Conference of the Liaoning Quyi Artists Association, Zhao Benshan was elected as the vice chairman of the 8th Quyi Artists Association Presidium.

In 1982, Zhao Benshan became famous in one fell swoop when he starred in the drama "Falling the Three Strings".

In 1990, he appeared on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time, and won the first prize of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala fifteen times.

In 1999, the movie "Men and Women Directors" starring a personal investment won the 22nd Popular Film Hundred Flowers Award for Best Feature Film, and Zhao Benshan won the Best Actor Award.

In 2003, Zhao Benshan initiated the "Green Duo" and founded the "Liu Laogen Stage" which mainly performs "Green Duo".

In 2011, he made his last appearance at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, performing "My Deskmate".

Before the 2013 Year of the Snake Spring Festival Gala, Zhao Benshan announced his withdrawal from the sketch stage.

In 2014, he served as the deputy director and language program director of "CCTV Spring Festival Gala".

In 2016, he starred in the New Year film "Happy New Year".

In 2017, he starred in the rural love comedy "Country Love 10".

2. Xiao Shenyang

Xiao Shenyang, formerly known as Shen He, was born on May 7, 1981 in Kaiyuan City, Tieling City, Liaoning Province. He is a Chinese actor, singer, director, and host.

In 2006, he became a disciple of Zhao Benshan; in 2007, he participated in the first TV series "Endless Love" and began to stand out and officially entered the film and television industry.

In 2009, he performed the sketch "Not Short of Money" with Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian, and Maomao at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala; in the same year, he starred in the film "Three Guns" directed by Zhang Yimou.

In 2010, he starred in the action comedy movie "Laughing in the World".

In 2010, he participated in the sketch "Donation" in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

In 2011, he starred in the TV series "The Strange Man Ouyang De".

In 2012, he starred in the TV series "The Chef".

In 2014, he performed the sketch "Really Want to Go Home" at the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala.

On February 8, 2016, the movie "Journey to the West: Monkey King Three Fights the White Bone Demon" was released nationwide; in the same year, he starred in the movie "The Unusual Deal" and the comedy suspense action film "Everything I Say is True" "; in the same year, he participated in the Beijing Satellite TV star reality show "The King of Crossover Singer" and won the third runner-up in the finals.

In 2017, it was confirmed that he would continue to play Zhu Bajie in the movie "Journey to the West". In June 2017, he starred in the movie "Under the Ice" which was shortlisted for the 20th Shanghai International Film Festival. In January 2018, the movie "Moths Crossing the River" that he directed and starred in was released nationwide on June 15, 2018.

3. Wang Xiaoli

Wang Xiaoli was born on April 28, 1969 in Shuangcheng District, Harbin City, Heilongjiang Province. He is a duo actor and one of the first apprentices of comedy performing artist Mr. Zhao Benshan.

In 2000, Wang Xiaoli and his wife signed a three-year acting contract at the Changchun Peace Theater.

In 2001, Wang Xiaoli participated in the CCTV "Dream Theater" program and won the Silver Award and the Gold Award in the finals. In the same year, Wang Xiaoli signed up to participate in the first "Zhao Benshan Cup" Duo Grand Prix and won the Gold Award.

In 2003, he starred in the TV series "Liu Laogen 2" as Song Tuzi.

In 2006, he participated in the filming of "Country Love" and played the role of Liu Neng.

In 2009, he starred in "Country Celebrity" as Liu Yishou.

In the 2010 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Wang Xiaoli performed the sketch "Donation" with Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang and others.

In 2011, he appeared in the Spring Festival Gala again to perform the sketch "My Deskmate".

In 2019, he starred in the urban romantic comedy-themed movie "Big Red Envelope".