Talk about the most praised domineering.

First, please take marriage as the premise, let's associate.

Second, I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.

Third, don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

Fourth, letting the world bow is a kind of domineering, and letting yourself go is a kind of boldness.

5. When can I lose sleep for you?

6. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around. Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

Seven, summer is hot, I want to sleep naked tonight! A mosquito praised it.

Eight, my face dare not compare with you, but my special you are incomparable.

Nine, you are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone. Don't speak ill of others behind their backs, and don't frame others. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said.

Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. He was so hot when he slept with him!

Eleven, women are trouble, men like to ask for trouble.

Thirteen, this weather, walking in the street is hot enough, seeing so few beautiful women on the street, tm is not hot enough.

Fourteen, telling lies with real names in reality, and telling the truth with pseudonyms in the network.

Fifteen, even if everyone shouts, they want their wives all over the world.

Sixteen, a tacit understanding, a persistent; A sincerity, a love; I am satisfied with such happiness!

Seventeen, it's too hot, nothing is right, and acne is the most correct.

Eighteen, you are naive twice now, naive twice.

Nineteen, I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

Twenty, in addition to winter vacation and summer vacation, there will be spring vacation and autumn vacation! Do the students agree?

Twenty-one, there is no windtight wall, and there is no hanging beam.

Twenty-two, my friend introduced me to my boyfriend, and then the boy invited me to the movies. Seeing the plot of the fight, the good guy will be defeated by the bad guy at first sight, and he unconsciously shouted, Fuck it, and then it's over. Now my friends don't give me references.

Twenty-three, some people always stare at themselves, and they can't see far if they are tall.

I had dinner last night, and I was in a restaurant outside. When I ordered two dishes for dinner alone, a beggar came and kept asking for money. I teased him and said I was a beggar, too. I called it a day, changed my clothes and went out for dinner. He looked at my order and said, it seems that your business is not very good today!

You are not a fool, but why do you play dumb?

Twenty-six, girl, marry the headmaster who installs air conditioning in the dormitory.

Twenty-seven, there may be a few women who don't eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.

28. Does your child eat human milk or your milk now?

The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

Thirty, the highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

I never lie, except this sentence.

Thirty-two, every awesome person has had B's youth all his life, including himself.

Thirty-three, winter vacation homework is actually that you write a month and the teacher writes a reading.

34. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

Thirty-five, alas! What a mystery! I didn't write about my mood. High school life is just tired and sleepy. Go to sleep!

36. People can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money.

Women have no so-called loyalty. As long as someone who is better to her appears, she will change her mind.

Don't envy your friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They didn't go far, but their legs were short.

39. I am fat because I have a big belly, and I tolerate your unreasonable behavior. Humorous sentences talk about mood

Forty, the daughter who went to kindergarten just learned to use big words. She excitedly pointed to the things at home and read: big dog coat, big bed. Mother was very happy to see that her daughter could spell so many things in capital letters, but she saw her daughter turn around, smile at her mother and call out sweetly: Aunt.

Forty-one, buy two sausages to eat tomorrow and let them point at my stomach.

Forty-two, a person found the Zen master: Master, I played more than 500 LOL games and never won once. No matter how awesome the god is, he will never win as long as he is with me. What should I do? The Zen master pointed to the hole in the bluestone board, and the man suddenly realized, Master, did you say that a drop of stone had penetrated? As long as I persevere, I will become a great god? The Zen master shook his head and said, you are a fucking pit!

Forty-three, don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

Forty-four, Farao said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I invite you to eat zongzi, which is stuffed with human flesh. Hello? Please go to the mummy.

45. Brother Gang said: I think you are my eldest brother, because my sister-in-law is so beautiful!

Please don't stare at me with innocent eyes like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.

Forty-seven, selective amnesia is a technical job, but unfortunately I am best at making mistakes when choosing.

Talk about the space with the most favorable comments

First, no one has the patience to listen to your story, because everyone has something to say; No one likes to listen to you complain about life, because everyone has their own pain; Most people in the world are lonely, and few people in the world are willing to listen and are used to silence. I don't want to mention my past to others. Those loneliness and desolation struggling in nightmares are still left to time and gradually become indifferent.

Second, if the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.

After enlightenment, we no longer want anything, because we have the whole universe. Although we are still working to earn money to support our families, we are sharing with the world and doing our duty. We don't expect anything in return, we don't care about success or failure, we just want to try our best to finish our own business.

Fourth, ruthlessness is not as good as affection, and an inch is still inextricably linked. Ultima Thule is still far from the end, only the mind is infinitely long, and there is no time.

When we give love, we will feel satisfied instead of waiting for others' love.

Sixth, the villain has made mistakes for himself and blames others every time; A gentleman regards other people's mistakes as his own, and blames himself every time he bows in return.

Seven, people will always have happy times and painful times. Everyone has happiness and pain. When you are happy, you can enjoy it calmly; And when you are in pain, you can enjoy it quietly.

Eight, some love gives you many opportunities, but you don't care. When you want to pay attention, you have no chance to love. Some words have been buried in my heart for a long time and I have no chance to say them. When I had a chance to say it, I couldn't say it. Some people have many opportunities to meet each other, but they always find excuses to escape. When they want to meet, they have no chance. Some things are a lifetime, and I have never had a chance to do them. When I have the chance, I don't want to do it again.

9. If you are tired, it is not good to choose to forget, to turn missing into poison, to cut off my heart with memory, to cry until dawn alone, and to bury me in the ocean of tears alone.

10. We didn't know what we had until we lost it.

If you give me a tear, I can see all the oceans in your heart.

Twelve, the slim spring breeze lifted the skirt of the season. I watched the tiny dust particles falling slowly in the sunshine in front of the window. I write my shallow feelings in lonely words, which makes my missing wings play for a long time and fills my heart with tenderness. My heart is gentle, and my thoughts are like a spring, floating in the wind.

Thirteen, memory is like water spilled in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.

If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

Fifteen, we must develop our talents in any field, give consideration to our careers, and be wise and holy in our hearts. Only in this way can we truly realize the purpose of life-to realize ourselves and beautify the world, no matter how short this life is.

Sixteen, the loneliness of youth is the ornament of life. Youth without loneliness is sad. However, lonely youth is not without happiness, but we don't know happiness.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Eighteen, rather than jealous of others, it is better to calm down, change and improve yourself.

Nineteen, some people say that missing your lover is a very pleasant moment, and some people say that missing your lover is a lonely wait. When you miss your lover, what do you want to tell him/her, say to him/her, and express your thoughts through what words?

Twenty, once, I pretended to be happy, and my eyes showed superficial happiness. Others think it is happiness and happiness. Gradually, I even feel as if I am really happy. Youth, with unknown bitterness, makes me afraid to approach, but reluctant to leave. For an instant, I felt extremely disappointed. It was the dependence on the wind, but it broke my heart.

Twenty-one, having a strong will, keeping good habits and being with noble people can get rid of many bad habits.

Twenty-two, to modify yourself is to modify the world. Everyone is changing, and the world will naturally change.

Twenty-three, you think I am invulnerable, I think you are invulnerable.

Happiness is like a button falling under the sofa. You can't find it if you concentrate. When you forget it, it will roll out by itself.

Twenty-five, if you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

Twenty-six, it woke up from sleep again, pipa sound in the middle of the night!

Twenty-seven, you can be silent, regardless of my concerns; It's none of my business if you don't reply to the information; You can take my concern as a reason to upset you; You can put my ideas in the corner and ignore them. You can smile at others, you can hug others, you can be good to the whole world, but forget that I was sad. You like you just because of me, which is the only reason that makes me humble.

28. True love should go beyond the length of life, the width of the soul and the depth of the soul.

What does qq like best?

First, who is lonely and prosperous, buried the horizon and scattered all the armor.

Second, the brilliant sunset penetrates the clouds and surrounds the dissipated buildings.

Third, if you don't want to be abandoned, abandon others first.

Fourth, fate has arranged a place for everyone, even if it is temporarily misplaced, it will eventually return to its original position.

Clouds turn into rain in the air, and hearts turn into tears in the eyes.

6. I am on this shore and you are on the other side. Look at each other in pairs and forget each other in pairs.

The hot air for making chocolate melted. The warm air melted the chocolate.

Eight, teaching? Ears? Rong? Sue? Mouth? Forgive me.

Nine, I will send you a thousand miles tomorrow night, waiting for the autumn wind to start next year.

Ten, there are difficulties to help, there is no difficulty to create difficult help.

Eleven, flowers bloom again, people come and go. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

12. Our so-called love turned out to be wishful thinking.

Thirteen, about how much I miss you, all the words seem pale and powerless.

14. Degeneration is actually innocent, but beauty is too decadent.

Don't pin your happiness on others.

Sixteen, my willfulness to you, my unreasonable troubles to you, have long been abandoned in the lonely street with your boredom.

Seventeen? One day? Is there someone better to go instead of me? you

You can't expect a bright future when you are at the end of your rope.

Nineteen, a small town full of flowers, dandelion sky, foxtail hillside.

Twenty, time amber, tearful eye lock.

Twenty-one, those things that made us cry will be said with a smile one day.

Twenty-two, favorite songs, listen quietly; If you like someone, you can see it from a distance.

Twenty-three or four years ago, you dumped me, and four years later, you came back for plastic surgery and killed you.

Twenty-four, my world, you don't care; Your world, I was exiled.

Twenty-five, that time, I crossed the mountains and turned to the pagoda, not to repair the afterlife, but to meet you on the way.

Twenty-six, your departure, in my time, opened the most lonely flowers that will never die.

Twenty-seven, a thousand words, chaos won the hearts of the people, but the enemy.

I left you a turn, and I will forget you all my life.

Twenty-nine, time is bleak, no love does not forget.

Thirty, the length of people's hearts is not equal.

3 1. The greatest misfortune in life is your own incompetence!

Tell me about the ones with the most favorable comments and the ones with high favorable comments.

1. Don't worry, it's not too late to slap those people when you succeed. We all know the truth, but those who should complain will still complain, those who should scold will still scold, and those who should cry will still cry. After all, the discomfort in their hearts cannot be alleviated by reason. I carry everything by myself. They said I was too strong, and I finally couldn't carry it. I told the truth, and some people said I was not sensible. When you get in touch with society more and more, you will find how important money and looks are. Someone once told me a joke, and I went to the hospital with a stomachache. The doctor asked me how to get to the hospital. I told this joke and he died laughing. I went to court as a murderer, and the judge asked me how to kill that man. I told him again, and he died laughing. I became a celebrity. One night, the president of a country kidnapped me and asked me to record the jokes and send them to the presidents of other countries. In a few days, the presidents died laughing. 7. I'll give you some points for being unreasonable. 8. If you choose the road ahead, you must go on, even if the road is thorny and the scenery is not beautiful. 9. Eating too much will make you fat, running for a long time will make you tired, and loving too much will make you die. Some people think that persistence is brave, but sometimes it takes courage to let go. 10. Why do some people feel beautiful after taking a shower? Because there is something wrong with the brain, 1 1. The more familiar a friend is, the ruder the conversation is and the more obscene the behavior is. 12. I found that people's aesthetic standards are different from mine now. I think people are beautiful, but they all say they are ugly, such as me. . . 13. No horror film can compare with the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the window. 14. The best youth is to meet a deskmate who eats the same as himself, and then grow meat together. 15. The Tang Priest and his disciples went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Friar Sand is a careful man, taking care of everyone's diet and daily life along the way. On this day, he tidied up his eldest brother's underwear, found a hole and sewed it up. The next day, I found another hole, so I mended it again. On the third day, there was still a hole. Picking up a needle and thread, Monkey came to kick Friar Sand. You fucking sewed up the hole. Where do you put my tail? Where do you put it? Where do you put it? ~ 16. I refused to start because I was afraid of ending. Do you do your homework? 17. A couple loves durian, but they are afraid to smoke durian for their five-year-old son, so they hide in the kitchen to eat durian. At this time, the five-year-old son pushed open the door and shouted, OK, you eat shit behind my back. 18. Cinderella is a rich girl and the ugly duckling is a white swan. There is no possibility that the world will change from bad to good. 19. Whether I look good or not is none of your business. How can it be none of my business? This concerns the future of our children. 20. People are tired because they often wander between persistence and giving up. 2 1. Teacher: Pets are not allowed in school! All findings will be dealt with seriously! Classmate: What about single dog? Teacher: No! Nobody! Classmate: Let's go! Go home! The school doesn't want us 22. Lao Wang began to go bald in his forties, so he became very sensitive and couldn't stand being said to be bald. One day a tractor passed by Lao Wang, and Lao Wang collapsed ~ 23. What's wrong with being short? Pick up the money faster than you! What's wrong with small eyes? There is less sand than you! What's wrong with being fat Eat more than you! What's wrong with being ugly? I met fewer perverts than you! 24. Delete his special concerns and let him return to the public group with his first name and surname. 25. Really beautiful people seldom take selfies. Really rich people basically don't show off their wealth. Couples who really love each other don't need to show their love or send screenshots. When they really have fun, they don't have much time to send photos. People who really have a wonderful life don't need to deliberately show off their lives to others. 26. The so-called high cold is actually a person's poor hearing+slow response+poor eyesight. The most recommended words are: put on headphones and turn them to the loudest. This world has nothing to do with me. The one with the highest forwarding rate said taking pictures.