Excerpts from "Eat Instant Noodles If You Don't Want to Cook" (40 sentences)

Copywriting of eating instant noodles without cooking (I) 1. Fishing for gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, and your face is freckled like a bird's nest. The wearer is called Brother Sharp, and you can barely eat instant noodles. When it rains at home, you can pick up water, and the car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

3. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

4. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

Rich people's girlfriends are always so beautiful. I guess these women will always say that I like your people, not your money, and I feel happy even if I eat instant noodles with you!

6. I'm so hungry. I watch people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, so I want to drink water.

7. I really want to eat spicy noodles, spicy noodles with Chinese sauerkraut. ...

8. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

9. I really want to have a good figure, but I am always a little hungry here, so I began to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

10. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he ate in such a hurry.

1 1. In the morning 10, go to the Internet cafe and have a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast. I left the Internet cafe at 1 1 and stood on the colorful street in Guiping, feeling a little down and out.

12. I woke up hungry in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

13. Yesterday was Qixi Valentine's Day. Others check in, and we'll drive. Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk bed; The happiness of others' first love, we rushed like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others walk in the street and we run on the highway.

14. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

15. I eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. I want to eat every time I look at it. However, every time I eat them, I feel sick.

16. I almost forgot what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

What do you like best? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

18. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

19. On the New Year's Day, if you drink too much, you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

20. I eat so little now that my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.

Copywriting of eating instant noodles if you don't want to cook (part 2) 2 1. The technological era of cooking instant noodles with tap water has finally come true.

22. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

23. Is it because of the recent summer? I often have a bad stomach. What should I do? I will eat instant noodles every day.

24. Let's eat instant noodles together, but once I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

25. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.

26. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

27. The truth of life Since you choose to eat instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning.

28. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

29. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.

30. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

32. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and n snacks at night, and I was so tired that I was about to vomit.

I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

34. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.

35. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

37. I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …

Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.

39. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. After 90, I died.

40. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

Excerpts from the classic funny video copy of "Eating Instant Noodles"

Classic funny video copy of eating instant noodles (I) 1. I want to eat instant noodles early tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

I really don't think instant noodles should be served casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

At this time, I was standing in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

I can't sleep in the middle of the night. I eat instant noodles when I'm hungry. It's too painful.

Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.

6. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

7. After work, I worked hard with Bowen for more than three hours. After work, I was very confused when I dragged her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles.

8. What do you like? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

9. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

10. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

1 1. I hate Xiuen's love. I was bullied into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one woke me up for dinner, so I kept eating instant noodles and threw up.

12. The canteen in the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

13. I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. Eat instant noodles when you are hungry at night.

14. Why don't I eat Dove, eat instant noodles, eat large pieces of beef and brown wheat?

15. Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

16. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

17. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

18. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love anymore.

19. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

20. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

Classic funny video copy of eating instant noodles (part 2) 2 1. The first time I made a green leather train, everyone on the train cried while eating instant noodles, and ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

22. I am so embarrassed. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.

23. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, but I go to pick up noodles with low profile.

24. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

25. The truth of life Since you choose to eat instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning.

26. I didn't eat breakfast, smelled the smell of instant noodles eaten by my uncle, and swallowed my saliva crazily. I feel really bad!

27. Eat steamed stuffed bun and instant noodles when you are hungry at night. And my brother, I volunteered during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for nothing.

28. I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.

29. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

30. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

3 1. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and tears are falling.

32. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

33. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.

34. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

I am really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

36. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

38. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

39. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.

40. On the first day of the New Year's Day, if you drink too much, you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

Copywriter who can only eat instant noodles every day during the epidemic (40 sentences)

During the epidemic, you can only eat instant noodles every day. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

2. What do you like? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

3. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.

4. Instant noodles and Kangxi came, and continued their comfortable life at the police station, eating well and sleeping well in class, huh?

5. Take-out can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

7. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

8. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

9. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

10. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

1 1. Eat instant noodles, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one feels bad. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

12. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

13. When you are hungry, everyone next to you is eating instant noodles, which is really desperate.

14. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

15. When I am poor, I will eat eight flavors even if I eat instant noodles, and I will not repeat the sample every day.

16. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!

17. I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. Eat instant noodles when you are hungry at night.

18. I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't lose sleep, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise hard, study hard and think of me occasionally.

19. My recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

20. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

During the epidemic, you can only eat instant noodles every day. It turns out that instant noodles taste the same when you are lonely.

22. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. It will hurt your stomach in the morning.

23. Whether it's husband or wife, he waits for me late after work and doesn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

24. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

26. I can finally eat instant noodles or cry at the taste of sauerkraut in the old altar.

27. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

28. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

29. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

3 1. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. Today, I was told that the canteen was closed. Ok, let's continue to eat instant noodles.

32. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and n snacks at night, and I was so tired that I was about to vomit.

33. On Tanabata, no girl bought a bucket of instant noodles and went home to soak. . .

34. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

35. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

36. once again . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

37. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

38. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.

39. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

40. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Such a big event is still scheduled for Friday night.

Reminiscent sentences about eating instant noodles (a collection of 40 sentences)

Memories of eating instant noodles (I) 1. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain with you. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you don't hesitate to get it, you don't deserve love.

Eating instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, everyone. This is life.

Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.

6. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

7. Why don't I like Dove, instant noodles, big pieces of beef and glutinous rice?

8. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

9. What do you like? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

10. I am starving. I feel that the whole carriage is eating instant noodles. It smells good.

1 1. Suddenly I have an impulse to eat instant noodles with tea eggs.

12. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

13. I want to eat spicy strips, spicy, Laotan pickled cabbage instant noodles. ...

14. I can't sleep at midnight. It's too painful to eat instant noodles when you wake up hungry.

15. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

16. I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't lose sleep, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise hard, study hard and think of me occasionally.

17. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

18. Eat instant noodles early tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

19. I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.

I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

First business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

22. There are no girls on Tanabata, so buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to soak. . .

I was hungry last night, and I vomited after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.

24. You can't eat takeout. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

25. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

26. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

27. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

29. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be hard to get rid of. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

30. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

3 1. When you are hungry, everyone around you is eating instant noodles, which is really desperate.

32. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

33. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

35. Eating instant noodles after being single for a long time will cause hallucinations.

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

38. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

39. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

40. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).