Laughing to death in a circle of friends, circle of friends.

1, the longest love I have ever talked about is 20 years, narcissistic, without rival in love.

2, I don't want to live, I want to cut my wrist with potato chips, and I need a pack of potato chips. Who will fund me?

3, the same sb, except that I am sweetbaby.

4, you slap me, then I slap you back, you give me a punch, then I give you a punch, you give me a knife, and then brother, I may die.

If you think you can get me, you can try and I will let you know what you want.

You said you knew me when I turned to dust. I took photos with my beauty camera and sent them to my circle of friends. You ask below: "Who is this?"

7. There are two kinds of loveliest people in the world. One has a poor memory and the other I forgot.

8. I suddenly want to laugh when I drink honey water. It's really funny.

9. What's wrong with not sending friends? You will gradually realize the taste of missing.

10, I am a small fat house, carefree and comfortable. I don't sleep at night and can't get up during the day.

1 1. Do you like to sit opposite or next to your boyfriend when eating? I prefer them sitting around me.

12. When I opened Alipay and saw my balance, my hanging heart finally stopped beating.

13, when you are truly loved, you can actually be more beautiful. I also want someone to love me and I don't want to be so beautiful all the time.

14, do you know why meteors are so fast? Because it doesn't want to know your wishes.

15, I have been to the bar, but only once. I only went in for three minutes. I was tied up by my classmates. I couldn't stand it when I first went in. There are no books, no papers and no teachers. It's too noisy for me.

16, eating fruit after meals is a wrong idea. The correct way is to eat before meals, otherwise others may eat it.

17, please learn from Feng Xue how to drill into my arms.

As long as I don't work hard, the boss will never live the life she wants.

19, I grew up savagely, but I couldn't be my own moon. It was the sugar generously given to me by the Milky Way that led me to meet you.

When I see a round stone, I want to open it to see if there is a big star.