An article about fighting under a banana tree

There lived a farmer on Sumatra Island. There is a banana tree growing on the land the size of his palm.

One day, a monk, a doctor and a usurer passed by the poor family. When the usurer saw the banana tree, he said to his companion, "There are three of us, and the farmer is naked. He can't stop us from enjoying bananas. " So they wolfed down their food in front of the farmers.

When the farmer saw it, he was heartbroken and thought, The three of them, I alone, are outnumbered. But how can I watch them run amok on my land? Thinking, thinking, he said to three uninvited guests, "It's so lucky to see God's servants and famous doctors in my house today, but I want to know how a despicable person like a usurer can get mixed up with you." Look, how greedy he is! You just picked a banana, and he has picked five bananas, all ripe. "

At this time, the monk and the doctor flew into a rage and shouted to the usurer in unison: "Look at you, greedy glutton! You don't respect us Get out of here! Don't wait for us to punish you! "

The usurer thought: the three of them, one of me, can't compete with them. I had to leave awkwardly.

After a while, the farmer said to the doctor, "dear sir, please don't be angry with me." I always feel that your medical skills can't cure people. "

"You know what medical skill, lout! Many people have been cured by me. "

"But I think they are good because of God's will."

The doctor said angrily, "What does it have to do with God? People are treated by me, not by God! "

The monk was angry: "What? How dare you doubt the power of God? ! "

The farmer shouted after the monk, "Master, he insulted God and committed a heinous crime!" " "

The monk roared, "You smelly doctor, get out at once!"

The doctor thought: they two, I one, can't beat them. So I had to run away.

Then the farmer said to the monk who was still eating bananas, "Oh, you have read countless scriptures. Is it forbidden for your scriptures to occupy other people's property? "

The monk said affirmatively, "Of course not."

The farmer said, "Then why do you eat other people's bananas indiscriminately?"

Before the monk could answer, the farmer grabbed a big stick and pointed to the road. He said angrily to the monk, "Do things according to your sacred scriptures, and get on the road quickly, or I will be rude to you!"

The monk squinted at the big stick in the farmer's hand, thinking that God really couldn't help him at this time, so he had to throw down the banana peel and run away in despair.