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Why were you beaten when you were a child?

The only time I was beaten was because I fought with my brother for a chicken leg.

according to my brother, I chased him from home to the village because he bit my chicken leg. Anyway, I don't remember whether I chased it that far or not. The only thing I remember is that I was criticized by my mother after I got home or refused to admit my mistake. It is very stubborn to think that the chicken leg is mine and mine, and no one can bite it! Mom saw that I not only hit my brother for a chicken leg, but also dared to talk back. I was so angry that I grabbed my pigtail and would fight.

what can I do? I'm desperate, too. The drumsticks were all eaten, and I was beaten by my mother. I cried until my mother slapped me, thinking that if I cried badly, my mother wouldn't hit me when she saw her softhearted face. Who knows, when I was crying, my mother was not only not soft-hearted, but also more angry. She raised her hand high and was about to "bang". Little me, my braid is still in my mother's hand, and I can't get rid of it at all. Seeing that the "tears offensive" was invalid, I couldn't escape a beating. In desperation, I had to start hiding around my mother. Imagine my mother as the center and my pigtails as the radius. It's simply not too funny. What is even more exasperating is that my brother is biting his chicken leg and watching this scene happily. Tut tut, it's really a great memory of childhood, so that now my brother and I have to make fun of it every time. We call it a "tragedy" caused by a chicken leg. Such an interesting childhood story always feels inexplicably cute when I want to come after I am an adult.