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Children who learn to swim talk about their moods.

1, depression is not terrible! Just like a cold, just see a doctor and take medicine. Although the illness is very painful, we should try our best to cheer ourselves up, watch more comedies and jokes, do more sports such as swimming and running, get more sunshine, find someone to chat with … and dream more sweet dreams! I believe there is always a place that no one can match! Be a kind person, you are the best!

Bao began to learn dance and piano again after the high temperature holiday was released yesterday. At first, I said I didn't want to learn to dance. Yesterday, after class, I said I wanted to learn to dance. I intend to let her go to school this semester. I didn't go out today. Get up at noon and say you have to go to work. She didn't bother. Later, she said that she would go swimming. I thought she was just talking, but it turned out that dad was taking her. Now that I think about it, it's wrong. Isn't today Tanabata? Why am I the only one

3. I dreamed of saying goodbye to my classmates on the zebra crossing after school, but I could never find a place to live. I live in an old street where I can swim by myself. There is a place in Old Street called Hu Jia Ancestral Temple, and there is a food stall nearby, where I met friends who played mahjong together and the most annoying people in junior high school. I ate a piece of chicken, but the person I hate most didn't. She gained a lot of weight, and later opened an internet cafe, and her life was not good.

4. After swimming at the seaside, a bowl of crab powder, a stack of tin foil fried snails, a cup of sugar water, a dozen grilled oysters, a few sauries and a shrimp egg will come. Well, I'm a big eater.

In summer, only sunshine and swimming deserve it. We should catch the tail of summer and swim more. My son doesn't want to go swimming every time, and he doesn't want to go back when he gets into the water. I always think that swimming is good for children's physical and mental development. How comfortable it is to soak in the water. You can relax both physically and mentally. It can not only exercise, but also cultivate hobbies, killing two birds with one stone. Enjoy your parent-child time.

6, the weather is cold, the breeze bursts, the somatosensory temperature is very comfortable, but it is not suitable for going to the beach, and there are very few people in the swimming pool. How can this world be so good!

7. If my old paper lover can't swim in the water in the future, I will take off my clothes and swim beside him.

8. Mother-in-law tests her son-in-law. First, I invited my eldest son-in-law to take a walk. When I crossed the bridge, I suddenly jumped down. My eldest son-in-law was rescued by diving, and my mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law was also like this, testing the second son-in-law and being rescued. The injured second son-in-law gave an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law, but she couldn't swim and couldn't save her. Her mother-in-law drowned. The next day, my father-in-law gave him a Mercedes! -

9. I just had a dream. I dreamed of swimming in the zoo and going downstream into the hole. I met many obstacles on the road, and I avoided them one by one. But when I squeezed out of the narrow exit, I found that all my friends swimming in front were gone. On the contrary, many tourists are a little depressed and scared, and wake up sadly with a song with their backs to you.

10, 1Y6M 19D. My husband's business trip is over and our life is enriched. Today, Babel went out to play all day, but she was very happy. My daughter is a lively little girl, not afraid of stage fright, but too enthusiastic. I haven't swam for a long time. I can't wait to get into the swimming pool. I am eager to leave the swimming pool. I kick my calf badly, but I can't swim yet.

1 1, it is said that swimming can lose weight, but why are goldfish so fat?

12, I have degenerated, and I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer. .

13, kind, you pushed me into the sea bit by bit.

14, when I first entered school, the whole class introduced themselves. A male student stepped onto the platform: "My name is You Yongzhi, and I'm from Beijing. I love playing chess! " Then I went down. The next one is a girl. The girl shyly stepped onto the platform and introduced herself with trepidation: "... my name is Shakuyaku ... I like swimming ..."

15, a swimming coach, straightforward and loud. One day, he saw a girl student in the shopping mall. He shouted that you were wearing a coat and clothes, and you didn't recognize it!