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Inspirational mood: reading is not at midnight, and I am afraid that I will catch cold.
2. Live every day as if it were your last. Come on!
You must respect yourself first, then others will respect you.
As long as you have confidence, people will never be defeated.
5, desire to enhance enthusiasm, perseverance to smooth the mountains.
6. There is always time and opportunity to do things; There is always an excuse for not doing anything.
7. Personality determines fate, and choice is greater than effort.
8. omnipotent people are really omnipotent, and omnipotent experts are really omnipotent.
9. I will take full responsibility for my life.
10, I have heard of lobster catching, but I have never heard of whaling.
1 1, is the best friend, the only drawback is to deepen myopia, but it is still worth it.
12, the lamp of life is lit with enthusiasm, and the boat of life is moving forward with hard work.
13, life is too short, giving up today may not get tomorrow.
14. If you ever take failure as a sobering agent, don't let success turn into ecstasy.
15, any qualitative change in performance comes from the accumulation of quantitative changes.
16. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.
17, people should dominate their habits and never let them dominate people; A person who can't get rid of his bad habits is worthless.
18, people are great because of their dreams, and achieve their goals as soon as possible.
19, a few more minutes to prepare last night, and a few less hours of trouble today.
20. Let's turn our worries into thinking and planning beforehand!
Two-part allegorical saying: Fire at midnight.
Two-part allegorical saying: the gun is fired at midnight, and its next sentence is "blockbuster", which is a humorous two-part allegorical saying!
Two-part allegorical saying: Shooting at midnight-a blockbuster
Meaning: the metaphor effect is amazing;
Xiehouyu:
Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form created by working people in China since ancient times. This is a short, interesting and vivid sentence. It consists of two parts-the former part plays the role of "introduction", like a riddle, and the latter part plays the role of "backing", like a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. In a certain language environment, you can understand and guess the original intention by saying the first half sentence and "resting" the second half sentence, so it is called two-part allegorical saying. Han civilization has a long history. Five thousand years of historical vicissitudes have precipitated, refined and condensed into a wonderful Chinese language art, in which two-part allegorical sayings have their unique expressive force. Give people profound thinking and enlightenment, spread through the ages. It reflects the unique customs, traditions and national culture of the Chinese nation, tastes life, understands philosophy and improves wisdom.
Classic two-part allegorical saying:
Narcissus doesn't bloom-play dumb.
Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-they know what they have suffered (or "what they have suffered can't be said")
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Confucius was moved-all lost (book)
Burn charcoal with a flagpole (alas, enjoy it)
Shut the knife in the cesspit-literature (smell) is not good, and martial arts (dance) is not good.
Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-you can't tell how bitter it is.
A scholar meets a soldier-I'm not sure.
A bachelor teaches a boy-stingy and greedy.
Money belongs to a bachelor-once lost, there is no turning back.
Blind people eat soup-know well.
Zhang Er monk-scratching their heads.
Narcissus doesn't bloom-play dumb.
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Confucius was moved-all lost (book)
Politeness and honesty-shameless
Muddy guy opens the door-a man who leads his life.
You can't steal the chicken and not eat the rice, that is to say, you didn't take advantage, but suffered.
Throw bombs in the toilet-arouse people's feces (anger)
Death married a woman-a ghost.
The following are common two-part allegorical sayings in Cantonese-
Cowhide lanterns-the focus is extremely obscure
Chopping wood under the bed-hitting the board, is to get into trouble and have problems.
Wife and bear cover-yin gong, that is, pity.
Husband fanned the flames-bleak (wife is cold), it is pitiful.
Cyclops's wife-Take a look at the sun.
Winter salted duck-get a word
Blow up ghosts overnight-no anger
Sweet potato falls into air furnace-stew
Wet Elemene-Pumping at both ends
Watermelon hits the dog-I didn't see it.
Open henhouse-self-entry
The white eel goes to the beach-either dead or dead.
Burning flagpole-there is a long row of charcoal (sigh)
Chaozhou music-take care of yourself
He has nothing to lose (wet cotton)-nothing to play is impeccable.
African monks-beggars hate (black monks), that is, they hate.
Fish people take a bath/fish people wash themselves-silence (fishy)
Bow ruler-measuring water
Aram married Ali-tired and tired
Too centimeters of pork-everyone has one.
New Year's Eve fried dumpling-everyone has it and I have it.
Eat hot pot in the middle of the night and send beautiful sentences to friends.
Eat hot pot in the middle of the night and send a beautiful article to the circle of friends (the first article) 1. I eat hot pot and you eat hot pot bottom material.
2. Eating hot pot and sweating on a snowy day is called Su Hu.
I miss you more than eating hot pot in snowy days.
4. I want to eat spicy shrimp, barbecue, dessert, egg tart, pistachio, pecan, lime slice, spicy beef jerky, roast duck, sesame cake with meat, wheat whirlwind, hot pot, boiled meat slice and cold pot string.
I love hot pot barbecue so much that I was a hot pot in my last life.
6. I went to eat hot pot with some good friends at noon. The buddy asked the waiter how much it was. "Clear soup 58 yuan, spicy 88 yuan",
7. Hot pot barbecue, a food that kills time and patience, can only be eaten with the people you love the most.
8. Winter is coming. I want to wrap my coat and eat hot pot. Snowflakes fall on my head. Leave all my regrets this year.
9. There is no other reason for wanting to fall in love with my family, mainly because it is cold and no one can eat hot pot together.
10. Come out for hot pot? My treat.
1 1. The world is not worth it, but hot pot and I are.
12. Don't be too cold to eat hot pot in an air-conditioned room in summer. Hot pot is the light of human beings.
13. Authentic Chongqing hot pot, full of spicy taste. To eat hot pot, you need to have a mandarin duck pot, rinse spicy food, rinse clear soup and add delicious dipping sauce.
14. I love meat, and I am serious and timid.
15. Two halves of the hot pot are delicious, and the mutton is in the sky.
16. Watching the sunrise, I saw a mermaid pick up a transshipment bead at the seaside and then go fishing in the sea. I found a hot pot restaurant to do it at noon.
17. I really want to take you out to see me eat hot pot in such a cold day.
18. Go to eat beef hotpot with the leader. The leader gave me a big piece of beef tendon and said it was delicious. Then I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.
19. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery and delicious food.
20. This season is very suitable for eating hot pot. Looking at the steaming hot pot, I feel that in the cold winter, life has become hot and there is hope. The cold heart is instantly warmed.
Eating hot pot in the middle of the night makes friends circle beautiful (part 2) 2 1. Because I didn't do manicure, I turned grief into appetite and enjoyed the hot pot of a dream person. Nothing special, but I can concentrate on eating.
22. Put the bad mood in February into the fat cow and eat it with the bottom of the wok and delicious peanut butter.
23. For me, loneliness is not that no one is with me, but that no one understands. I want to burst into tears when I eat hot pot! People who cry a little and laugh a little may be easily sad and hurt.
24. Winter is the season to eat hot pot. I want to make a fat paper in peace.
25. My life is so happy, so happy. I eat hot pot at the beginning of the month. I think only in this way can we reflect the delicious food!
26. Love can be talked about slowly, and hot pot can be eaten while it is hot.
27. Without dreams, the soul will be weightless, and without hot pot, the soul will be lost.
28. I said I want to fall in love before winter comes, but I just want to eat hot pot.
29. I want to eat spicy strips, hot pot and beer ... but I just pulled out my teeth and dare not eat anything heavy. I'm starving. Oh, no, I am too greedy.
30. An extreme taste, which has not yet entered the throat, is full of fragrance, but it is still not good, and it is already extraordinary.
3 1. Why there are little fat cows and little fat sheep eating hot pot, but there are no little fat pigs, because little fat pigs eat little fat cows and little fat sheep around the table.
32. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.
33. Eating hot pot is a must for Sichuanese! It is really a happy thing for a family to eat hot pot around it in winter.
It's a good idea to eat hot pot to warm up in cold weather!
35. I miss hot pot. On the first day, I caught up with the earthquake. I didn't feel the earthquake when I walked, but the earthquake in Zhengzhou was obvious. Fortunately, everything is safe.
36. I'm not bragging. I'm wearing all my clothes and my hands are still cold. I can only hope for hot pot! Hot pot! Hot pot! Hot pot!
37. Choose to eat hot pot in winter, eat enough and wear warm clothes; Choose to eat hot pot in summer and eat a tune; Learn to change, just like tigers don't eat pigs here.
38. I also want to eat hot pot in summer. There is another thing in this world called hot pot ice cream! Ice cream is cold, it will offset the heat, so it won't get fat!
39. If you love hot pot, you should have been a pot in your last life.
40. There are four seasons and distant places in this world, as well as ideals and hot pot.
Eating hot pot in the middle of the night makes friends circle beautiful (article 3) 4 1. Today, when I was eating hot pot, I found a secret: using sesame sauce+Chili oil (mixed soup base) as dipping sauce, the sauce will get thicker and thicker, too thick to stir.
42. It is said that hot pot is more suitable for eating in snowy days, so who wants to eat hot pot with me? I am in charge of eating, and he is in charge of paying the bill.
43. Don't eat hot pot, rice noodles, spicy hot pot, barbecue, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, roast duck cake and beef noodles in winter.
44. Friends stay together all their lives, and hot pot goes on and on.
45. There will be times when you don't want to eat. It's cold. I want to eat hot pot, rice noodles and mala Tang to warm myself up. When the weather is hot, I want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream, and my appetite is amazing.
46. Eating hot pot together for two consecutive nights sounds a little protesting. The best and worst years have you.
47. I love this steaming world.
48. You don't need a copy to eat hot pot.
49. Winter is the best time to eat hot pot with you.
50. My world is never about others. I eat hot pot alone, feel the heat of hot pot, and feel the enjoyment on the tip of my tongue brought by delicious food!
5 1. There is no fate between you and me, and we all rely on hot pot.
52. I can't tell the taste of eating hot pot meat and drinking hot soup.
What is more sad than eating hot pot alone is that one has no money to eat hot pot.
54. Eat hot pot with friends at home on snowy days. It's perfect.
55. Just eat some hot food in winter.
56. Two little girls ate spicy mala Tang for dinner, and agreed to eat rice noodles at noon tomorrow. They disliked how dirty and poisonous the bottom of the hot pot was, and they wouldn't eat it if others treated them.
57. Warm currents on snowy days. The baby is not here, so I have to make up a summer picture (take you to eat hot pot next time). Life tells me and advises me that it's boring and don't be too curious about other people's lives. Don't live too tacky, read more books if you are ugly.
58. If people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to your face.
59. I go shopping after work. Mimi came back from a business trip today and went home to eat hot pot together. After eating hot pot, she was treated by the Tang Dynasty and ushered in a two-day weekend.
60. This winter, I want to eat hot pot, go shopping, drink milk tea and watch the first snow with my favorite people.
Eat durian in the middle of the night and make friends (40 sentences)
Eat durian in the middle of the night and make friends. 1. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.
2. I feel sorry for the people next to me every time I eat something with durian flavor.
How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.
4. secretly eat durian and use watermelon to reduce fire, as if saying that you can't eat it, embarrassed.
I like to eat durian. As soon as I get home, she will buy me a durian to eat.
6. Durian, durian, eat durian with your big brother.
7. Eat durian early in the morning. I was a durian in my last life.
8. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I am not happy to have durian, but someone cares and treats me with heart.
9. My two dog loves durian, too. Every time he leaves one on the core, he is responsible for licking it clean.
10. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.
1 1. I didn't stop eating durian after exercise. Needless to say, this durian is too hard to swallow! I haven't eaten cooked durian recently!
12. I don't like oranges, durians and silence. Please don't always remember what your ex liked.
13. On hearing durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat shit and is as uncomfortable as a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with hard "steel thorns" with sharp cones, and it is always on the alert for the animals that covet it.
14. It will be fun to eat durian, and it is rare to have a holiday tomorrow weekend.
15. I don't like durian. You like durian. I like it if I like it. You have to drag me to say that durian is so delicious. How could you not like it? Durian is the best in the world. It is wrong that you don't like durian.
16. I said I wanted to eat durian, so I got durian to eat. I am not happy to eat durian, but some people take my words to heart.
17. Durian doesn't want to stop either.
18. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!
19. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein and various vitamins, which is rich in nutrition. Therefore, the reputation of "the king of fruits" is well deserved.
20. After all, to grow up alone, you must learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.
Eat durian in the middle of the night to make friends. 2 1. Anyone who dares to eat durian on the bus can only be thick-skinned.
22. Today's lesson is, never eat durian cookies outside, or even open the outer packaging.
23. Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog.
24. What's new today? Xiao Chang knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?
25. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.
26. I really want to eat durian durian pizza durian cake durian Melaleuca It's hard to see the refrigerator gradually empty.
27. I ate KFC one day and a lot of durian in the evening, which was super satisfying.
28. Life is like durian. Some people think it stinks, and some people think there is no absolute right or wrong with incense. Just be happy.
29. Those who like to eat durian can arrange it! Super delicious durian cake.
30. I really want to eat durian Dressed and ready to go out, I opened the door and walked out of the yard. A heavy rain fell unsuspecting.
3 1. I accept the idea. After all, I like durian very much
32. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
33. I like strawberries, but I don't like strawberry-flavored things or durian, but I can eat durian. I'm really a freak.
34. A person ate a whole durian, which exploded and exploded.
35. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone. I ended up eating durian at night.
36. It's really super delicious durian Melaleuca, which melts in the mouth and tastes great. Do you like durian Melaleuca as much as I do?
37. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.
38. I like eating watermelon. You must work hard to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.
39. I ate three durians in five days. If I eat this again today, will it burn me to death ... but I still want to eat it.
I like durian, jackfruit and cherry very much. My father said that he was born in poverty and had a rich mouth.
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