Shameful things you did in childhood

Everyone has a unique and beautiful childhood

We must have done a lot of shameful things in childhood

My story is interesting

Please read it carefully. If you laugh, please like it (I am so shameless hahaha)

One day when I was a child, my father was talking to the guests in the living room. Just kidding, I lived in the countryside at that time, and the arrival of these city dwellers was accompanied by some fresh items, such as mineral water.

At home, I always use ceramic teapots with tea leaves in them, and I have to use a bowl when drinking. This clean bottle of water that I carry with me is really novel. I liked it so much. I swung it around, ran and jumped, and watched the water in the bottle turn over and make a sound like waves. I opened the bottle cap and took a few gulps.

I climbed up to the wall with mineral water and jumped down again (this was my daily behavior when I was a child). At this time I seemed to hear something coming from my stomach. Another jump, ah! It’s the sound of the water in my stomach shaking! The sound is exactly the same as the sound of mineral water shaking! I seem to understand a big truth:

When a person drinks something into his stomach, he can hear the water sloshing in his stomach just by jumping!

Innocently, I happily ran to tell my dad, and even pushed my belly forward hard to show how bulging my belly was.

"Haha, really."

Dad said teasingly.

Only now, when I think about it, do I realize that it was clearly the sound of the mineral water shaking in my hand! fool!

Actually, I have a sister who is two years younger than me. Because of the small age difference, she became a big part of my childhood. There are so many funny things about both of us.

When little girls were young, their favorite thing to play was playing house. I never get tired of playing this game. My sister and I play it almost every day. When playing games, someone must be the mother and someone must be the baby. Usually I am the mother, she is the baby, and the mother wants a name for the baby.

It turns out that I had such a rich imagination when I was a child! Such as "poop", "lazy" and "dudu"

The most impressive time was when I named her "Little Butt".

However, this is not the most amazing thing. My sister actually liked this name very much and called "Mom" happily and obediently.

The game process is still the same. This goes without saying, but half a month later...

Because of the small age difference, fighting between sisters must be commonplace. We were fighting again, like two cats with raised fur and tails, looking at each other, ready to fight. The younger sister's eyes were very round, with an exaggerated and "evil" expression unique to children. She glared at me, her lips pouting high, like two pieces of cotton.

I was also furious at that time, and I shouted seriously and angrily:

"Little ass!"

When I shouted this, I didn't even think about it. Didn't realize it was half funny!

What’s even more amazing is that my sister’s attitude suddenly changed because of these words. In an instant, her angry eyes turned into a sweet and gentle look, begging for favors, and she called out in a baby tone:

"Mom~!"

So A stalemate and fierce fight turned into a game of house!

Thinking of this scene, I couldn't help but tell my sister about it. She also laughed, a little shy. What a cute child, I can’t believe that it was us in the past.

First grade of elementary school. It is said that I am in the first grade, but my heart is still in the kindergarten and in the arms of my mother.

In primary school, the most homework is Chinese and mathematics. I had just learned to write at that time, but my name had too many strokes, and I was lazy. I had to write my name every time, which made me a little tired.

"Feifei, are you done with your homework?"

Mom called me by my nickname.

"No!"

But after hearing my mother's cry, my irritable mood immediately became brighter, and I thought I had encountered a "wonderful good thing".

The assignment was handed in and corrected the next day.

Everyone is sending out homework, but mine has not been sent for a long time. At this time, a classmate came to me and said, "The teacher asked you to go to the office.

”

I felt very uneasy. Did I do my homework badly? Or something else? What on earth did the teacher ask me to do?

When I got to the office, I saw the teacher took off his usual clothes The serious face was smiling in front of me, and the eyes were as kind as a mother's.

I glanced at my homework. I clearly did a good job and wrote my name. .

"Is this assignment yours?"

"Yes. "

"Don't write your name as Feifei in the future. ”

“Oh. ”

When I grew up, this memory lingered. Whenever I thought of it, a trace of amusement and a sense of shame appeared in my heart.

Childhood...it was like Spend the same time.

We are all so funny! Are you laughing? Comment on your childhood~