How to send a circle of friends when fruit is expensive?

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1. Looking at the fruits all over the street, I realized that I was just a passer-by. Durian is too expensive, bananas are too crooked, grapes are too sour, only oranges are round and sweet, but the price is touching. How should I choose?

2. I went to the market today and was shocked to see the price of fruit! I decided to eat more dirt in the future. After all, soil costs nothing.

The present price of fruit is really prohibitive. I think we can consider planting fruit. After all, it's always cheaper to grow it yourself.