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Let me talk about the advantages and disadvantages of doctors, lawyers and certified public accountants.

Doctor: (Pro: angels in white, a charity, relieves patients' suffering, saves others' lives and brings them back to life; Earn z red envelopes, long live medical ethics! Disadvantages: can't save his own life, there is no medicine to save; But a pack of ashes, life should not be unique! )。 Lawyer: (in favor: advocate fairness and justice, take money to eliminate disasters, and play the legal edge ball; Win is earn, long live eloquence! Disadvantages: perjury and breaking the law are put into prison, which is self-inflicted; Trample the law! ) accounting: (pro: iron abacus calculates the owner's profit and avoids tax; Long live IQ! Disadvantages: the advantage of getting the moon first, tax evasion, corruption and bribery, insatiable greed; Insider on self-theft! )